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Часть 4
(предыдущие части в 5, 8, 10 номерах)
(C) RTD/BrC Ижевск
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│ │овый день - новые радости. Особенно
если это выходной. DIOD ощутил желание
что-нибудь поделать, мышцы просили движе-
ния, голова - занятных мыслей (кодинг обе-
щал быть плодотворным), а желудок, разуме-
ется, - чего-нибудь пожевать. Одним прыж-
ком кодер проник на кухню, что немного его
озадачило: траектория этого самого прыжка
былаstraight and rested against the wall
(DIOD was jumping from the next room). However,
there was no hole in the wall. Coder even
did not hit, reaching the place safely
appointments. Thinking that the world is a little dark-
chill, DIOD climbed into the traditionally empty refrigerator
dilnik. Having crawled through everything that could be found there,
maybe the coder came back out with a plate of fresh
pickled cucumbers and a pot of porridge. If
better look, it’s traditionally empty
the refrigerator will not be so empty. B
in extreme cases, there is sometimes ice and
something resembling snow. "Dryish,
true." - Noticed DIOD, shaking off the cover-
face covered in frost.
Having had breakfast with gusto, according to all rules,
lam, observing the principle of curlability
Ludka, the coder cheerfully began his non-
mediocre activity - writing effectively
effects for SuperHyperMega Demo.
A moment later (only about four hours
passed) the phone rang, a little
by drowning out FRED's AY's steering wheel.
DIOD was just looking at the finished fragment
demos, but by the time of the call I was only playing music
zone and the slider scrolled. Everything else
once again turned into a pile of
multi-colored squares. While in thought
yah about the reason for the failure, DIOD picked up the phone. From-
the voice of the all-knowing VASTERa was heard there:
- Great, what are you doing?
- Demu...
- Our water was turned off, you don’t know...
what? They say a pipe burst. Do you have water?
is it flowing?
- So-a-k, it seemsthere are problems with the stack. -
The coder had already downloaded the assembler and was rummaging through the use
for some reason the effect is not working.
- Well, with a stack - not with a stack, but I'll -
I want to wash it. "Stack" in the toilet is also not
happens, so it's a total bummer.
- Someone messed with the DE register for me. Not mo-
gu find...
- So I say: there is nothing to wash it off with.
- Can you recommend something?
- Put this bastard in the "stack", that is, in
drain. Will know how to spoil the atmosphere in
public places! But I'm afraid
it's someone from your family, so
forget about the bastard.
- Now I’ll try... - DIOD moved
blinking cursor on the screen and typed: "PUSH
DE". - So, I’m assembling!.. Look! For-
it worked! Rulez forager!!!
- What, the water has gone?
- No, “plasma”!
- Nevermind! Ecology, damn it!
- What did you want? Very cool, color-
Naya. He runs so fast.
- Ah... Well, okay. - The last phrase
VASTER mumbled, puzzled. - Why did I call-
Nude?
- So, you wanted to help me find a glitch and
found it. Everything is cool.
- No, I wanted to ask, do you have "Gluk"
stitched?
- What kind of glitch? I don't need glitches, computer
mine works great, no glitches. And I'm glitches
I can code it myself. What, this is a joke but-
how?
- This is a kind of “firmware”, ROM. Steering wheel-
naya thing. Here ELECTRON "sews" ROMs. Poch-
tee is free. I'm going to see him now
Record the "glitch". If you want too - dos-
get the ROM out of the computer and come to me. At the same timemeet you.
- What does she look like? I have never in my life
I didn't see the ROM.
- I saw it, I should have at least.
Well, in general, she’s so black, she’s got a lot of legs,
th. Well, bye! I also need to get on the computer.
Hearing short beeps in the handset, DIOD
saved the plasma effect on the disk, put
the handset to its rightful place. Coding action
Indeed it turned out to be very fruitful:
to the three already existing plasmas we added
There was a fourth. Pleasant condition of the rules-
fulness gradually filled the encoder. How to-
Well, how many procedures and effects have already been written?
fektov! You look, and the deme will finish writing. Only
If only STORAGE could keep up with graphics. Wow!
By swinging a heated soldering iron, DIOD vir-
he set to work vigorously. In twenty
minutes he was already ready to go to his friend.
VASTER lived nearby in the gray nine-
tag with the characteristic inscription of a three-year-old
old "Our mayor is Soloukhin." How much
knew DIOD, Anthony was the mayor of Izhevsk
Saltikov, and when asked why suddenly
of the inhabitants of this house the mayor was considered another
man, the coder couldn’t answer, and he didn’t
wanted: he was in a hurry to see his friend. VASTER,
fortunately, he was still at home and was finishing his aromatic
a foul-smelling cutlet.
DIOD greeted you with a cheerful bark -
Tersky bulldog Fraer, having received from non-
th dose of greetings in the form of no less cheerful
logo growling through bared teeth.
The coder usually tried to greet the dog
only when hewas firmly attached
committed to something strong and stable,
Friar was too zealously trying to approve
greeting the guest with a strong, friendly bulldog
grip, and DIOD preferred a handshake
much more than teeth... From this thought
the coder shivered slightly, but the dog remained
peacefully disposed, angrily shifting
eyebrows and casting sidelong glances. He and his co-
There was excellent mutual understanding between the two. Brrr!
DIOD looked knowingly into the empty dish -
tse Frayer, who sighed heavily in response -
zeroed, looking sternly at the guest. plate,
although empty, it is private property.
Especially if it is a PLATE. The encoder is perfect
knew well about the significance of this device in life
animal, so he looked away to another
side. A saucer for a dog is sacred.
VASTER has finally finished replenishing
their entrails with food. Left the kitchen
looking at DIOD like a proprietor... No, at
Frayer, through the eloquently thin sides of the
whose ribs protruded. That is, the ribs
of course, they were inside, but they formed on
the surface of the dog has its own characteristic
ef. VASTER handed the hungry dog a heavy
bone, went to the kitchen for more (more
one bone), but having seen no less thin
coder, gave the bone to him, putting it in the
Zik and lowered to the floor. He himself retired to
room to get ready for the “hike”.
Gnawing a bone was a very
labor-intensive, DIOD was forced to admit
that his teeth are not very goodgood for that
adapted. The dog finished his meal and
looked eagerly at the coder, saying, what are you doing?
Are you chewing my share?!! DIOD was overcome by a feeling
conscientiousness (it caught up with me!) and fear.
Hanging his head guiltily, the coder gave his
bone to Friar, who greedily grabbed it, barely
without cutting off a person's hand. DIOD her (hand)
pulled it back in time. The bone instantly disappeared into
the dog's teeth, and DIOD returned to his place
near the basin.
VASTER did not take long to arrive. He
was extremely surprised to find that the coder
dealt with the bone so quickly, even without
leaving nothing behind from her. Specify the reason
Comrade VASTER did not become so omnivorous,
remembering the address of the "zhelezyachnik".
ELECTRON lived not so far from home
the all-knowing VASTER, not far from the park
named after Kirov. And very close to Izhev-
Sky pond. That's why the comrades decided
move on foot. Twenty minutes walk -
and on the spot.
The fresh autumn wind forced interruptions
kicking more often, and the walking speed was
very high. True, DIOD never connected
cash, like FRED - an athlete and musician -
managed to optimize the movement procedure
through the lower extremities to
ultra-fast work (FRED walked faster
all spektrumists known to the coder). For-
was to ask. And now it's too late...
Throughout the journey, DIOD intensively memorized
the road, so when he entered the house
lezyachnik, already knew the approximatelocation
houses on the city map. Site of the second
floors, the iron door and the bell remained
in the encoder's field of view for 10 minutes, within
which VASTER intensively called and knocked on
door. There was no effect: no ELECTRON
Voval. I had to consult and accept
the only correct decision. Break out
door? No, retreat temporarily.
The ambush location turned out to be
embankment. The asphalt path went around
part of the pond adjacent to the city, leaving
not far towards the beach and very far away,
passing platinum, the plant, “warm waters” (they
originate in the plant, and in them in the cool-
people bathe on new days), turning onto
bridge over railway rails and smoothly
flowing into a regular city road. Vol-
we, driven by the wind, chenille, reflecting
bright sunlight, now appearing, now
hiding behind the clouds. Traditionally all
the picture was disturbed by the darkening on the opposite
on the side of the pond there is a factory smoking numerous
lined pipes.
While waiting for the iron worker, the comrades strolled
walked along the embankment and talked about...
Spectrum.
- Just think, today I’m another ef-
cheated for the demo! But, for example,
what are you doing?
- Well... I rather spread what
what has already been written. Super Viewer sent me-
li, the latest version!
- But it is necessary that they make software, otherwise it will be used -
you eat everything, but what to do?
- That’s how they do it! Here to SAPIENS
gift tapped,the copyist writes.
- I don’t know anything. We need something de-
bark...
They walked in silence for a minute, and DIOD resumed
conversation:
- We need to install modems, that's what. Infor-
the mation is slowly dispersing. Yes, and something new-
same.
- It would be nice, but...
The conversation about modemization problems continues
lasted about fifteen minutes and ended
another pause, after which he spoke
this time VASTER:
- A modem is a good thing, but hardly everything
it will be installed. I have thoughts here, there are newspapers -
ku organize electronic transmission
main news in the world of Izhevsk Spec-
truma.
- Wow, rulez! - A fresh idea raised the
The coder was in a bad mood. - This is de-
lo necessary.
The development of DIOD's progressive thought would-
was interrupted by the loud cry of some fish-
ka, sitting next to him. He apparently reacted
was very alert to the approach of taxi drivers
mummery:
- No, it doesn’t bite me!!! They walk here
all sorts...
This cry from close range brought out
from thoughts and VASTER, who remembered
Suddenly, I need to visit the ironworker.
More than an hour has passed, what if he’s home?
The assumption turned out to be true, and
Soon DIOD was already looking around the room. Barely
Having crossed the threshold, the coder noticed
to the unusual furnishings of the apartment.
At first he didn’t quite understand what it was all about.
lo. Just hanging the jacket on a hanger, near
which had a piece of paper stuck with tape
"Outerwear" sign, DIODunderstood when-
the rank of a strange sensation. Almost every thing
had one or even several tablets, in
as a result, the entire apartment was used up
covered with similar inscriptions. But not everything is over-
the pussy turned out to be so long. On every
the switch was drawn with its conditional
electrical image, on each
door there was a drawing diagram of that room
niya, which was hiding behind the door. Except
Moreover, on the walls there were signs "toilet
there" and "no smoking" signs. Very interesting
the spectacle was a chandelier, to each lamp-
where the device was suspended on a string
nice electrical image of lamps
light bulbs. DIOD smiled to himself, for the first time
seeing such a cheerful chandelier. The apartment is
He really liked the climber. According to the
At the owner's request, the comrades went into the kitchen.
VASTER sat to the left of DIOD on the yellow taboo
retku, a hardware specialist - opposite the encoder on
brown chair, well, DIOD - on a chair with
the inscription "chair".
ELECTRON turned out to be a very pleasant person
century of twenty-seven years. Immediately entered
the essence of the matter and, having accepted the ROM and the disk with
"Gluk" from VASTER, set a price - 5
rubles for “reflashing” one ROM.
Such a low price pleased the coder.
- Well, take out your ROM. - Said
him VASTER.
DIOD took out a rather weighty
thy bag from which he poured out a decent amount of
microcircuits
- What, do you really need so many “firmwares”?
necessary? - VASTER evenstood up in surprise.
- This doesn’t really look like a ROM. -
I noticed ELECTRON while looking at the microcircuits.
- So I don’t know how she should speak-
lie down, so I soldered it and picked it out
all black... with legs... - DIOD dark-
looked puppyishly at the pile he brought
"little black ones".
- Look, he brought PZU’hu too!
The slightly delayed deal is still going through
yalyasya. We drank tea and discussed the latest news
news Just about to leave, having folded
your package of unusable microcircuits,
DIOD, suddenly horrified, said:
- How can I get these... back... into the computer...
We decided that we should bring the computer too.
Anyway, you can’t steer without a ROM, so
The feeling of rulez did not leave the coder.
Returning home, he ate and lay down
sleep. New night - new dream. And tomorrow -
another day off.
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