Humor - Jokes, jokes, aphorisms ...

                   The guy stands and looks at the photo. Under
                   runs each.

                   - What is it with you, Sasha?

                   - Oh, just one girl from the fifth floor ...

                    - Let me have a look ... Oh, something she 
very much! - You would be so from the fifth floor, I would look 
at you! ... 

Man goes and sees a shepherd grazing sheep. Man:
- Dear, good afternoon. And how many of your sheep give wool a 
year - What: black or white?

- Black.
- 2 pounds.
- A white?
- Same 2.
Surprised man thinks, let me still that sproschu ...
- Dear, how much your sheep eat the food in the day.
- What: black or white?
- White.
- Kg.
- A black?
- The same kilogram.
A man lost his head:
- Dear, why do you always ask what the sheep, although
results are the same?
- Duc black sheep of a mine!
- A white?
- White? Mine too.

- What are you doing?
- The last 20 years in the market selling poultry.
- And now?
- Not now. Died, my bird ...

Frenchwoman in a Siberian hotel is looking for a mailbox. Since
Nobody knows French, she looked in the dictionary and pulls
Porter's sleeve:
- Monsieur, writ-model? PISS-MO-O?
Porter suggests a toilet:
- There!
- What ?!...
- There, too!

At the dacha of the champion athlete reception - gather your 
friends, fans, Journalists are celebrating another success. 
This athlete says: - It zadolbali all these rumors about 
hormones, dope ... Worth only to win, immediately begin to howl.

At this point, is his mother, in the hands pulling tomatoes 
meter in diameter: - Vasya, so I also asked you, it is 
difficult, perhaps, to reach the toilet? Again, in the garden 
wrote. 

Men's Party. All the fun, only one sitting sad.
He was asked:
- Wan, are you?
- Yes, no luck lately, well, the life of me! Almost
every day in the face getting ...
- Come on, Van, spit.
- Phew!
Pause.
- In my salad? You Th, quite ohrenel?!

* Finally, anecdote numbers:

Father to his son:
- It was only you to my grandmother!
- Do not want! Begin again: "swallowed a spoon, swallowed a 
spoon!" - Come and eat ...

- Yes, I can not eat more of these aluminum spoons!