■······························· · (c) Daniil Shepovalov Bullshit top 10 Some people think that all of us here in the editorial office are terrible deprived people, unprincipled scoundrels and moral invalids who value only litrball, underwater masturbation and other marginal fun for persons of high school age. It’s like we have complete decadence, renegadery and immorality. Well, in general, that’s how it is! However we nevertheless decided to thoroughly understand: what is good and what is bad... 10. "NO ANIMAL TESTING" sign I am, of course, very glad that my shampoo, product for Haven’t experienced hangover prevention or any Pemolux on poor rats and bunnies, but through simple logical From this reasoning, extremely interesting conclusions can be drawn. Then either my shampoo was not tested at all, and after in a week all the hair on my head will fall out and my bald spot will be covered green spots. Or it was not tested on animals, but right in public: in this case, they immediately appear before your eyes inhuman experiments of Nazi scientists in the Gestapo dungeons. 9. Digestive system Well, really, what kind of stupid bullshit is getting what you need for existence of energy through the oxidation of organic compounds. Efficiency is zero, and half your life is essentially going to waste - you need to first earn lavenders for food (or spend whole days in the forests for run around with deer), then buy it, cook it, eat it, digest... It would be much more fun to use nuclear fuel work: threw a hundred grams of plutonium into the firebox - and then a whole You haven’t slept for a year and are running along the walls from excess strength. 8. Smoke Yes, nicotine sucks cocks in our value system. Legalized junk drugs that make you disabled. Systematic use and physical dependence on whites sticks stuffed with highly chemicalized tobacco - this is bullshit. A campaign "We do not sell cigarettes to persons under 18 years of age" some tobacco company paid for it: they just don’t smoke youngsters and suckers, such malicious PR. In short, don't smoke - it's fashionable! 7. Television The fact that the TV is a garbage chute installed in every Almost everyone knows the apartment. Well, or at least they guess. And yet less still watch soap operas, highway patrols and other large washes, lowering theirs minute by minuteown life to the toilet For example, I turn on the box once a month just to make sure don’t seem wild, and there’s not a damn thing new there: well, they blew up a couple more houses and a dozen planes, the peacekeepers were filled with napalm the Mujahideen group, and millions of swarms of locusts devastated Texas fields. In short, we’ll all die, the apocalypse is coming. Truly I tell you: on Thursday afternoon the Earth will fly into the celestial axis! 6. Politics Terrible shit. Paired with television. Wild civilization - not a damn thing has changed since the era of dinosaurs: whoever is in power is has his neighbors in all the holes. And international politics and other home-grown feudalism is generally a complete nightmare. Damn barbarians, unless we go on crusades, but scientists We don’t burn at the stake... You give us a single planet under control neurocomputer mega-brain! 5. Zemfira No, of course the entire domestic music industry is the same ass with ears, but Zemfira is generally the apotheosis of bullshit and obscurantism. Bored, hysterical, depressive, dull cheap. Music for unsatisfied thirty-year-old aunts, in alone dreaming of princes and their horses over a glass scorched water. It belongs in the cabinet of curiosities, not on blue screens. 4. Gangster shitpunkSometimes one gets the impression that our great country is it's one big zone. Because 2/3 of its population listens "Vladimir Central", reads cheap, mass-produced books about bandos-zekovsky showdowns, and watches blackish programs on TV, dedicated to the dregs of society. That's bullshit! 3. Cult of money Nobody argues: money is a brilliant invention that significantly simplified the exchange of goods, and that’s why we love them. But when some backward countries rush from extremes to extreme, trying on the bestial grin of a decaying capitalism...this is somewhat frustrating... 2. School education Tell me what usually grows out of the guy who was at school hysterical, sexually unsatisfied bitches who somehow passed the entrance exams to the pedagogical institute? There are usually only men at school - the physical education teacher and the labor teacher, and both are most often stupid scumbags, and not a damn example for imitation. Where do new Gagarin and Tsiolkovsky come from - henpecked people are all around, yes, "fags are coming, homosexuals are there and here." Fuck site! 1. Girls who don't give Complete bullshit!
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