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After the authorities
 signs saying NO were removed
 EXIT ("No exit"), quantity
suicides in the subway have decreased
 by a few percent.
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     Recently I visited a lovely girl and everything was
It would be nice if I didn’t even think about getting out of bed and going to the kitchen
watch her cook dumplings for me. And especially not
I should have gone to the window.
     Right in front of me from the window I could see the inscription WORLD OF BAGS,
written in big red letters.  This brought me to
excited state. Who is this madman who dared to do this?
brazenly post this outrageous combination of words? What did he want
to say this?  How dare he put the words in that order. world
bags What a dirty trick. Some string bags and bags - and thiscalled
peace.  Incredible!  Do I look like a backpack? Or a suitcase? How...
After all, the girl who is now cooking dumplings behind my back
may turn out to be the stupidest string bag! Or a wallet, which is no less
sad.  Maybe I should throw myself out of the window now, it’s a pity
that the apartment is on the third floor, and the store is on the first floor, in total
one floor... I immediately asked my friend if she was
a wallet or a string bag?   Negative answer me a little
reassured... But still... The world of bags... String bags wake up,
trudge to work, from work, TV-wife-children, cleaning
on weekends, vodka on holidays. Nightmare! And all because of some two
words that were posted in huge letters for everyone to see
review... I didn't even imagine that...