real life - mr.pi: freeman and women. what to do?

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 (c) mr.pi

what to do if women don’t give?

here mr pi decided to give Freeman a couple of tips on how to resolve
his problem with women who do not give.

1) let him buy himself a rubber Zina and fry it until it bursts
or will not melt (anything is better than natural and no
claims on her part)

2) Stop drinking!!  you're probably unshaven and hairy in
I haven’t seen the mirror :) and if they smile at you, it’s only because
that it is impossible to look at you without laughing ;)

3) Go to a surgical clinic - they will castrate you (at least
you won’t be nervous) make yourself a woman and you won’t bother anyone
give yourself. the rest is personal, it’s already personal :)