free humor - joke of the week from freeman^freeart

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Paul Paulov came to the sex shop.
“I want,” he says, to buy a cooler vagina.
Well, they picked him up with all the bells and whistles: virgin, heated,
massage, etc.  The next day he returns the same
store:
- Take it back, here is the receipt, packaging, take it.
- What's the matter, it doesn't work?
- No, it works.
- Didn’t like it?
- I really liked it!
- Why then are you returning it?
- I didn’t give it!
                                    Submitted by D-Art/Phenomen/Psycho

Conversation between two midwives in the maternity hospital:
-Who is it that is screaming so loudly?  Aren't they the same triplets from yesterday?
born?
- No, this is Mast, their father, in the corridor!