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(c) wrecker.smokers
how tired these pisishniks are... in order to glorify their
website and their name they are ready to flood my mailbox with hundreds
their letters, bother me on the phone and soar my brains in personal
meetings... and in the end I am again broken by the requests of these
vile types and simply forced to print news from their terrible
site... so meet: optical brothers and...
http://www.opticalbrothers.f2s.com
OBS agency news (One Baba Said)
One Man, 03:45 08/17/2001
Dirty laundry of the Freeart group
Ob representatives managed to buy back from the legendary megacoder
Freeman's underpants, in which he cheated the game Kolobok-Zoom. By
official data, the panties were purchased for the sole purpose of
make money, and to be more precise, soon
time ob is going to put them under the hammer. By the way, cowards
Freeman's will be only the first sign. Next up are the holey ones,
Mast's swimming trunks, yellowed from time to time (and not only), in which he
written by Rainbow Dreams.
Specter, 17:06 08/17/2001
In the world of Freeart
Sensational news has just arrived at our studio. How
says a source close to Mast/Freeart, this cult
Spectrum musician, expressed a desire to write a city anthem
Minsk, noting that all 25 versions of the anthem that
are now being considered as applicants, are "full
crap" and "crazy rehashes." As an option,
Mast offered a remix of one of Tanya Bulanova’s famous hits,
written by him in 1998. At the moment it is known what
The Mast version of the anthem has already been voted by 2 people.
Spectre, 12:03 08/20/2001
In the world of Psycho
Passions around the organizer of the Belarusian stage do not subside
Team Psycho - Sergei Kashansky aka Psych. Huge resonance
was caused by a recently appeared photo of Psych on the Internet. Many
spektrumists were shocked by the fact that the former bouncer,
security guard, later a policeman, famous for his scandalous
drunken parties with inevitable fights, emitting a huge amount
newspapers about their adventures (including the well-known newspaper
Buchenwald), which made a success at Enlight inSt. Petersburg
among seasoned alcoholics (reports about this thundered for a long time in
Spectrum press), in general, this legendary man has already
securing his place in the annals of history, in photography
turned out to be... ...absolutely nondescript looking, short and thin
boy! According to Sergei himself, he is now 15 years old, he
studies in the 9th grade at Kalinkovichi Secondary School, never in
I have never drank vodka in my life, much less engaged in any activities
sports And he owes such a scandalous reputation to articles in
various newspapers and magazines that Sergei periodically writes about
himself and sends it to all his friends.
One Man, 14:05 08/29/2001
There will be more FREEMANs
We have just received sensational news through the channels
OBS news agency (One Baba Said). Permanent
mega stager of all times Freeman, not only does not perform
against the idea of human cloning, but also agreed to
cloning yourself. Probably the Minsk spektrumists are already
noticed that the Freeart group website is already quite
hasn't been updated for a long time. Rumors have already spread around the city: some
they said that Freeman had left to sign another contract with
by Nintendo, others claimed that Roma ison
treatment at a drug dispensary. So, according to OBS, Freeman
is now preparing for a cloning operation and will have to
undergo a rigorous course of intensive therapy. Doctors report that
the patient's condition is normal, although at first there were some
minor mental disorders (Roma tried to
create a full-screen single-frame scroll with attributes), but
this condition appears to have been caused by slightly overdoses
sedatives. Now everything is going fine and
according to the on-duty therapist, if the patient’s condition is
same stable for a couple more days, then a historic operation
will take place this week.
One Man, 20:55 08/31/2001
Battle of the Giants
Optical Btothers management filed a lawsuit against the company
Microsoft, accusing the latter of stealing Quick source codes
Commander and using them in Microsoft Windows XP. By
According to Bill Gates, all Windows XP system codes have been developed
within the walls of Microsoft Corporation, and have nothing to do with
competitor's products. However, Gates was never able to answer
to the question of how, after loading Windows XP into
during the presentation, the inscription “Quick” appeared on the system splash screen
Commander v2.3".The answer to this question could not be given and
operating system developers.
Spectre, 16:00 09.09.2001
Our record holders
The most famous Minsk spektrumist (in his circles, of course) -
Ivan, submitted an application to the Guinness Book of Records. Ivan's uniqueness
is that over the many years of his Spectrum life, he did not
absolutely nothing. He never tried to write music
draw graphics, learn basic or assembler. Periodically
visiting the BBS, Ivan never wrote his own messages.
Having signed up for the echo conference, he never wrote new letters
and did not answer strangers. Following his convictions, he also never
I didn’t try to change my pseudonym Ivan to something else.
At different times, many groups gladly took Ivan to
their composition, because they could be sure that Ivan would never
will do nothing that can discredit the honor of the group. Such groups
like ZX Legion, Pro Hackers Dynasty, and not all of them anymore
list, they were all proud of the fact that it was in their ranks that
this unique spektrumist. Even Optical Brothers didn't stay in
side, devoting huge amounts to Ivan’s activities on the Spectrum
articles in their electronic publications. Ivan himself is convinced that
it is precisely this kind of passivity for many yearsyears will bring
he deserved fame and an entry into the Guinness Book of Records
a clear confirmation of this. Let us wish this selfless
good luck to the spektrumist and many more years of further inaction.
One Man, 22:43 09.09.2001
Freemans of all countries, unite
The operation to clone FREEMAN was successful. From the very first
birth, Roma-2 began to write fakie for GAME BOY. Now
he feels fine, and, according to doctors, he will soon
time will be able to leave the hospital so that together with FREEMAN
start coding a new project called KOLOBOK ZOOM 64.
One Man, 00:34 09/10/2001
A ton of hot asphalt
Teapot, hero, received a ton of hot asphalt in the mail
the acclaimed game C.H.I.F. As an independent expert noted, in
Minsk has only one person who is capable of forwarding
so much asphalt - Ivan, because in its place
current work, the enterprise "StroyDorRemontServis", lack of
not in asphalt. Moreover, Ivan’s passion for asphalt
is well known - he recently proudly showed his friends
your bathroom, lined with a fresh layer of asphalt.Although,
Ivan's involvement in what happened cannot be confirmed
for sure, since the asphalt business in Belarus is not
one dozen companies. It's alarming that this is not the first
anonymous parcel with similar content. During the past
weeks, several employees received exactly the same gifts
Optical Brothers. And after yesterday's publication of the news
about Ivan, by email to the address spectre@tut.by, it came
ZMB asphalt. An investigation has been launched into this incident.
One Man, Specter, 00:52 09/10/2001
Fathers and sons
According to the Reuters news agency, permanent
producer of the Optical Brothers group - Mentat, in fact
is the illegitimate son of Vladimir Zhirinovsky. For a long time
Zhirinovsky managed to hide the fact of his paternity, but
at the recent Optical Brothers press conference, Mentat decided himself
open the cards, because, in his words, “such facts cannot
remain in the shadows for a long time, because sooner or later journalists
They will get to the truth themselves." Mentat claims that dad is with
I never paid any attention to him during my childhood. And only once, on
New Year sent a greeting card and a new frame forpoints.
At the same time, the fact of fabulous wealth remains unclear
Mentat'a. Occupying the post of producer of the largest company Optical
Brothers, Mentat is among the 1 billion richest
people of the planet. Also, according to unverified rumors, Mentat is
the largest shadow owner of factories and factories producing glasses.
Even his criminal nickname “The Spectacled King” is known. Mentat
He refused to comment on these rumors.
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