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(c) Necromancer^smk
■ Kettle made a sensational statement: “I PROPER MASTA!” By
according to Teapot, everyone was so drunk that no one gave a damn
I don’t really remember. But judging by the speed at which he ran away,
Having slept a little in the morning, Mast, it didn’t occur to the Teapot
There is no other explanation for this behavior of Mast.
■ Ellipse's Mikhalych project is slowing down, according to Midnight,
the lack of graphics that Wrecker^smk promised to draw.
By the way, the founder of Ellipse Jack recently called me and said,
that he does web design in his pussy and seems to be very successful.
hot news: Wrecker started drawing graphics
(c) Wrecker^smk
■ Another sensation of this century was the new Tankard virus.
The virus is multi-platform, i.e. he doesn't care what
disable the computer. the first victim was werewolves.
I myself personally observed how, under the influence of the virus, its speck
first becamesmell like _beer!_, then about
half a bottle of that same beer, and even after that the computer
wanted to work. and only the next _morning!_ the Spectrum became
show some signs of life :). "How does the virus behave? How
recognize him?”, you ask. Here are the main signs by which you
you will easily understand that your beloved computer is under threat
danger: 1) the virus comes to your home with Wrecker, when
in this case they are holding a _box_ of beer in their hands. 2) the virus appears
like "Tankard" and smiling sweetly puts into your tape recorder what
some heavy cassette. 3) after 3-4 bottles of beer he asks
call him nothing more than "tankard" and offers to go to
shop. 4) after the store sits down closer to the computer and like
accidentally dumps beer there. then after sitting for a while and
Having made sure that the job is done, he quietly goes to bed. 5) the morning is fun and
as if randomly asking “Did I burn your computer?” and after
If the answer is yes, he goes home happy :)
ps/ it was 1-jan-oo1 at ww’s house :) in the evening, after a break
31-jan-ooo, and the morning of 2-jan-oo1 ww and I try not to remember,
but in the evening of 2-jan-oo1 we drank beer again :) box again :)
only already visiting :), and 3-jan-oo1 I got up at 05:00 and went to
work :'(
pps// Hello Petya! ;)
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