hAve A fUn! - Satanists have been neutralized!

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(c) Green Angel

   SATANISTS ARE HARMLESS!  The city's most popular newspaper reports
Mukhosransk "Orthodox Mukhosransk".
   Operational group of the 7th police department of our Mukhosransk
a sect of Satanists who practiced bloody religions was neutralized
toilets.
   A resident of Mukhosransk, whose husband was
her member. At first, the operatives did not want to believe what was being described -
the stories of 36-year-old Irina Zh. were too creepy. But, since
the woman was very frightened, and, in all likelihood, not careless
Indeed, it was decided to check the information. Irina said that she
tanists keep the corpses of victims in the barn of one of the houses, and there
taken to perform rituals.  Yes, our opera is used to
everything, but what appeared to their eyes in the barn covered with magic
trigrammaton, although dross were kept there as a distraction
wow, exceeded expectations. Some police officers have no nerves
endured.
   In the barn, fish corpses were hung from the ceiling. There were fish
according to magical custom, they were killed in salt, after which, in
to please the Prince of Darkness, they lay under oppression for about a week. Some
their bellies were sadistically ripped open. The fish were hung on terrible
hooks passing through both eyes -probably to
the fish could not see the Light of God in afterlife and swim to it,
escaping from the networks of the Prince of Darkness. They were also found in the refrigerator
wives corpses of fish, frozen according to satanic rites.
   The police decided to set up an ambush - and they didn’t have to wait long -
moose  The first of the caught Satanists was Irina’s husband, Victor Zh.,
40 year old asshole. After some time, two more showed up -
they brought with them a secret potion, a yellow foamy drink that...
which, apparently, was supposed to be used during rituals. The drink was
confiscated, it had a specific smell. Later chemical ana-
The lich showed the presence of malt and yeast in it.
   In addition, Father Evlampius, famous in our city for real
tel of the Church of St.  The Builder's Meadow, who demanded his impossible
significant participation in the analysis of confiscated liquid and took
do most of the analysis on themselves, telling the forensic experts:
“Come out, sinners, I feel in my gut that the devil is inside the canister!”
after checking with my gut the contents of a ten-liter canister
was wounded by the unclean spirit contained within, sang songs of non-
church content, pretended to be an angel descending
to the sinful Earth, for which he fluttered around the flowerbed from flower to flower,
and generally behaved in a manner unbecoming of his rank. Then the demons contained
huddled in the drink, could not stand the imprisonment in the holy stomach of Fr.
Eulampia and were vomited out, whileblasphemously bringing in
the worthlessness of his ceremonial cassock. In the morning, waking up, Fr. Evlampius
felt completely broken and sick, but, having created the
Lithuania, he drank a liter of church cahors and was healed. This, according to him
words, and is proof that the drink was effective
clearly diabolical - since its detrimental to the true Christ-
the consequences were eliminated by consecrated wine for the purpose of
parts. To ensure the exorcism is complete, Fr. Evlampius poured it on his head
a bottle of chilled water "Holy Spring", blessed by
sale in all places by the patriarch, and went to his church, so that
rest from righteous labors. Before leaving, he blessed the ra-
botniks to the police and said that now he would go and pray for a minute
six hundred, and then, if such a disgusting drink remains
detected, then you need to call your mobile phone and drink
will certainly be destroyed in the same way, since he
I just had a vision that this is now his sacred duty.
At the same time, Fr. Evlampy especially noted that before his arrival, containers with
satanic liquid must be placed in the refrigerator in order to
The dogs, accustomed to the hellish heat, suffered additionally from the cold.
   The Satanists were detained and transported under strict guard
to the 7th police station.
   What they said during interrogations defies description -
it's too monstrous.  As Victor Zh., head andideological
the inspirer of the sect, Satanists gathered for a black mass almost
weekly, every weekend, under the guise of urgent work or
two-day business trip. The gathering took place on the river bank, where sa-
tanists with the help of their diabolical devices the pole, equipped
woven with a long thread made of some artificial material, impregnable
a clear piece of polystyrene foam or brightly colored plastic and
crocheted to catch fish from the water.
   Deacon Seraphim, head of the department of external and internal relations
Church named after Great Martyr Nikon, gave his explanations of the true
symbolism of this item of satanic cult. Long and so on
a thread made of translucent material, as shown during interrogations
detainees are called "lesska". Obvious even to the superficial
look, all the blasphemy of this object is the first part of the word,
"less", clearly comes from the Latin "lessus", which means
lamentation over the deceased (fish being killed), "ka" contains an explicit
an allusion to the Egyptian ungodly pagan religion, in which
"Ka" means soul - i.e. "lesska" can be translated as "crying
over the mortified soul" is a clear indication that Satanists do not
they simply killed the mortal bodies of their victims, but also gave up their souls
Satan.  In addition, this “line” has a significant length
with a small thickness, and at the same time it does not contain a hollow channel
inside - from which it follows that, according to the godless teaching of Z.Freud,
like any non-hollow object whose length exceeds its diameter,
"lesska" symbolizes the phallus, which clearly shows the perversion
the nature of the magical rituals practiced in the sect.
   All plastic and foam brightly colored items
cults were tested for the presence of demons using the classical method
dike - thrown into the water. The deacon especially noted that none of the
Dov's objects did not drown - which proves their obsession.
They were all immediately burned at a bonfire lit on the shore
rivers.
   Theological analysis of the remaining religious objects has been carried out
was not, but the fact that one of them stabbed Deacon Seraphim in the pa-
the man, as soon as he took the box with them in his hands, shows that
evil demons were most certainly present. Unfortunately
lazy, a box with magical devices fell into the river, and
the only remaining object (in the deacon's finger) was irreversible
it was damaged during extraction in the trauma department.
Later, the deacon said that he personally saw how from this piece of ma-
the iron flew out with terrible screams (which were
heard by everyone who was waiting for Seraphim at the door of the medical office)
exactly 72 demons. One can only guess how evil-
the creatures of the underworld were left to wait in the depths of
nah rivers.
   Subsequently, during interrogation, the sextants proved that of some
unfortunate creaturesGod's caught with the help of these sorcerers
such devices, a magical herb was prepared right there on the spot.
league to increase strength. This potion was called "Uh-Ha" (origin:
The meaning of the word is unknown, it is assumed based on general analysis
sound that the word goes back to the language spoken
also Australopithecus), it was prepared from a decoction of live fish.
It was believed that the life force of those killed passed on to the users.
Another part of the fish was thrown alive into salt in order to cook from them
the so-called "Wob-La"
   The first part of the name, according to the analysis of Deacon Seraphim, is clearly
is an abbreviation of the satanic farewell "Satanas"
Vobiscum!"  (Satan is with you!), and the second part of the title contains
the beginning of the name of the founder of modern Satanism, LaVey.
   "Wob-La", according to ritual, was eaten with the devil's drink -
com, over which Fr. performed an exorcism. Evlampius, called
(as the investigation materials show) "Piffo."
   Even to those uninitiated into true Christian teaching, I allow
It is necessary to determine the presence of the Devil in any, at first glance, harmless
bid subject, it is obvious that this name comes from the name
Python (Piqon - Greek), a terrible destroying serpent, born
Earth (Gaia).  It seems that the reader does not need to be reminded who is
is the Prince of this world, that is, the Earth, and who, according to our
truly faithful to Christian teaching, loves to appear to people inobra-
ze Snake.
   During the Black Mass, sectarians brutally kill
fish, laughed, told jokes (even having seen a lot in
the investigators were outraged by their professional activities
such cynicism), drank alcohol not purchased at the church
stall, and sang satanic hymns with a guitar. By the way, please note
Please note that the guitar has six strings, and if you turn the number
"6", then we get "9" - one of the numbers associated with the occult
there with Satan. To the joy of all true believers, in our glorious
Muhosransk after these horrific events is now prohibited
the sale of these musical instruments promoting satanic
to whom debauchery, as well as everyone else, up to the decisions of the church-
no commission headed by Fr. Evlampium. At the moment, co-
the mission has already authorized the free sale of instruments that are subject to
draws the image of the Holy Trinity, and three-string balalaikas are brought
already in all music stores.
   All this time they lived in a large ritual tent, which
had five loops for fastening on the ground - according to the number of rays of the pentag-
frames.  After the completion of the mass and the group use of "Uh-Ha"
a devilish orgy was arranged with the witches who were in advance
invited to this coven.
   Satanists sometimes invited to their gatherings those who were unaware
the danger of people losing their souls, including persons who are not
reaching adulthood.This is what one girl says, who...
I was invited to be there as a “witch”:
   - I came to the appointed place, and I was met by Satanists.
They gave me a drink of "Piffo" - according to them, it's a drink, I think...
giving strength. After that we got on the train, and there we continued
drinking a little Piffo, as a result of which everything began to seem to me
joyful and cheerful. But when we arrived at the lake, and when we
the tanists took out their devilish poles with hooks, I felt
there was fear. Mikhail, who invited me, told me not to
I wasn’t afraid of it, and even offered to take part in catching
fish  I refused, and then he gave me wine to drink to calm me down.
nia.  They lit a fire, and after Victor performed
guitar hymn "Black candles are smoking, the Devil is standing behind", steel
cook "Uh-Ha."  When I tasted the potion, they told me that
Now the power of the killed fish will flow into me. It really helped
I needed to warm up because it was cool. Continuing to catch
catch the fish, they drank wine and Piffo, and someone sang hymns all the time
“It’s great that we are all here for Mass,” they even sang
twice.
   Then, when it became very late, Mikhail took me to his
a small tent specially designed for the orgy, and, after singing
"Demons roam the forest paths" began to gently stroke me at first
on the head, then...
   The girl's voice trembled and broke whenshe described how
the vile Satanist caressed her, looked for erogenous zones on her body and
said that a real Satanist can bring a woman to orgasm
even in the field.
   Present during the taking of the witness's testimony, Fr. Evlam-
Pius constantly fidgeted in place with indignation, fingered his rosary under
cassock and turned his eyes to heaven, calling on the Lord for help. From-
the holy father asked to repeat certain moments, because he could not
to believe that all these abominations were actually committed.
   “I really experienced an orgasm, and more than one,” he continues.
story of seventeen-year-old Nina P. - and was frightened by the fact that I,
a girl from an Orthodox family liked sensual pleasures
nia. I was paying for leaving God... The next morning I decided
run, and, saying that I would be away for a while, rushed as fast as I could
away. When I got out on the highway, I started stopping cars, and
I asked the driver to take me to a place where there were people. He ok-
became a good Orthodox man and took me to the temple, where
I fell at the priest’s feet, begging me to confess and tell no one
talk about where I was. Now I am a novice of the Muhosransky mo-
insistently, I’m preparing to take monastic vows, but I’m still afraid of remaining
I’m alone in my cell, I’m afraid of the darkness and the memories of Mikhail...
The worst thing is that Satan, even in a monastery, does not give up
me - there is always a desire to try again"Piffo"
experience an orgasm again, although now I know for sure that this is a sin -
but, besides, the Devil constantly sends yawns at me at the right time.
prayers and prevents you from concentrating on communication with God, closes
my eyelids and puts me to sleep while reading an Orthodox spiritual
literature, makes me salivate at the sight of
modest food during Lent and so on... But with all my might I can’t
I give in to temptation. For example, during Lent my mother and I
We go hunting beavers - like waterfowl, they
allowed for consumption.
   As it later turned out during the investigation, the Satanist Mikhail, in order
bring the fugitive back, almost got her back on her feet in a short time
the whole city, saying that the girl disappeared to no one knows where during
camping trip, and that the responsibility lies with him, since he
took it. But now it is clear that this is just a lie and that he was only
I just wanted to return Nina’s soul to Satan. He failed.
   An investigation into the brutal murder of fish is currently underway.
inflicting orgasm on women and using witchcraft potions.
   We are confident that the truth will prevail and the fish killers will get
maximum sentences, although can this save their souls?

   January XXXV A.S.