hAve a fUn - Male programmer.

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(c) Surj surj@isd.donin.com

 Male programmer

  I can classify myself in particular as a subtype of “male programmer”:
the man is restless and sexy.   Rather sexy
concerned... Computer artist. A woman is needed at hand
the role of the muse, since the creator needs a bloody nose
inspiration.  It arises as a result of strong emotions, for
the emergence of which one can use love with its delights,
torment, screams. Particularly strong delights are manifested in love for
the only and beautiful thing that he can get
almost always - with beer. No, no... he doesn't have to
will shout to the whole city that he is happy. You may not
see his emotions. But, looking into his clear happy eyes,
slightly darkened by the fourth liter of "light", y'all
you will understand without words. A great sculptor depending on the woman, not
can do without a tandem. A true muse blows away everything from FIDO to
extreme perversions, feelingas if a co-author of what is being created
works.  There is no greater boor in love than a programmer. He
can compose at the moment of intimacy. Crying out with passion,
suddenly jumps out of bed - and rushes to the computer, write down
thought... At the same time he sniffles, experiencing an orgasm, and returning to
bed, exhausted, falls asleep with a clear conscience, forgetting about
muse.  Whoever argues - living with him is disgusting. But with a programmer
someone must be nearby. He won’t let you live, but he will immortalize you.
If you pass away, you will go down in history with him and his site.
Mythologically beautiful.  No blemishes on the outside, smooth as
sea pebbles.  Sometimes from low mobility. Knows he's good.
Invites everyone to admire himself as a work of art.
He considers his parents to be programmers by vocation - after all, no one except
They have not yet been able to create a more perfect being.  Not
doubts that a woman, caressing his charms, receives unearthly
pleasure, so in bed it doesn’t interfere with loving yourself... In the summer
beach appears from the sea in sparkling drops of water, dries in
in the rays of the sun and girls' eyes, enjoying himself along with the people.
He knows that people like to take pictures in front of him.  Therefore
periodically freezes, slightly raising a beautiful leg, causing
dogs have admiration. And the annoyance of women who envy dogs.
Treats the most beautiful woman condescendingly because she
himAll the same, the chest is wider and the neck is stronger. Talented man
but his gift is located at the wrong end - everything is aimed at
destruction of what is. For the sake of what will happen, no matter what
it was.  He cares about the process, not the result... Sex for him
akin to the struggle for the happiness of the people. This is the last and decisive
fight.  If you shouted “Lamerz mastday”, it means an orgasm is coming.
He strives to make you have fun at any cost. Even
if you don't want it yourself. Diverse in love pleasures,
since even here it goes its own way, everything is not like with people. Moreover,
This is not debauchery, but a search for a non-standard solution.  If
Mankind knows 986 positions, he will offer you the 987th. From
which cannot be extricated without outside help. From a woman to him
Mainly you need to know whether she will follow him to Siberia. Or
at least for Litra.  Because I’m sure it won’t work without Litra.
If you are a reasonable woman, follow him to Litra, and
try to do this as early as possible. People are calmer
when he drank and stopped breaking things.  Please.
sacrifice yourself and it will be done for you. Male virtues
reduced to one computer, but WHAT!!!!!! Proud of his
landmark, considers it a national treasure.  But
doesn't let anyone in to see her.  Guarantees quality and quantity,
because professional, and sex forfor him it is a matter of honor. Even with
computer.  The expression “struck a pose” for a programmer has
literal meaning. There is no position in which he would not stand up, lie down,
didn’t sit down... Especially if NT fell. If you don't get out of bed, with
it's amazing.  At the zoo he stands for a long time near the cage with the elephant,
looking at the mighty animal from all sides, while the expression
The faces are rather skeptical: “well, well.” He's been trying for a long time to figure out what
he works on the keyboard.. Shrugging his shoulders, he walks away with a wink.
elephant  She answers him. Some marry out of love, others out of
jealousy.  It fills life with meaning. As long as he is jealous, he lives.
Every glance captures her.  Requires explanations for each.
Compares the fingerprints on her body with his own... then from the body
goes to the computer. And, God forbid, it doesn’t coincide. Especially on
computer... Now you understand what it’s like for a woman next to such
selfish.  But the more beautiful and joyful is the life of a woman in
those quiet tender moments when he sleeps, tenderly hugging the bottle
beer. “What about in a company, with friends?” - you ask. Yes in that
every now and then, which is just wonderful. Hire a programmer. There will be
decoration of the evening. Knows a lot of recent jokes, dating back to 1905
year. He will tell you in person, with accents, you can die. Having told
He laughs so contagiously that you’ll burst your stomach.
Will decorate any company. In serious digging, he eats to the point of exhaustion.
I love itrubbish. At the same time, he praises the hostess, who is embarrassed and
says: "Oh, stop it!"  And he eats and eats, supporting
table conversation about the fact that there is nothing to eat.... If you have gathered
vegetarians or other programmers, everyone will be happy to
evening drinking tea, which she adores because it goes as planned
through, and not into the head, like cheap port.  Maybe for hours
face it.  Are you interested in his own
opinion?  Please!  For any question there will be foam at the mouth
defend your opinion until it coincides with yours. By the way...
he can even be called a naturalist. She simply loves animals.
Treats them like a mother, father, son and all relatives
right away. That's why animals are afraid of him..... Regarding technology -
He has a special relationship with her. You bought something and
did your friends say it was disgusting? Isn't that right? And this bastard is already
How does it not break for six months? Don't despair. Just call
programmer   It’s not for nothing that he also considers himself a genius.
electronics......And you can buy yourself with a clear conscience
something new and more practical...