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(c) Werewolves phn.229-50-53
Wrecker - thunderstorm, tyrant and sandwich!
And this happened so long ago that it will be difficult to remember. Yes only-
there once lived a great and terrible Destroyer in the world, although in the villages
they said that he looked more like a Ruin, but at that time he
It’s all the same: You’re a ruin or a Destroyer, the main thing is that you’re scary!
And legends. And scare children. Although, strictly speaking, destroy, but
Moreover, there was nothing special to ruin at that time - people
he was dark, didn’t know how to build, lived in holes. So Ruin-Ra-
To the destroyer, life didn’t seem like much of a raspberry. And I decided in one pass -
urn-inclement day he will become a Tyrant. He went out into the open field, yes
when he roars: “Come on, give me tribute! Otherwise I’ll fall apart,
Yes, how can I bury you under my ruins!!! Come on, eat me
feed me and bring me young girls to spoil!” He also said
went to his cave to wait.
Meanwhile, the people began to consult: “HowDestroyer Wreck
calm down? Pay tribute and hold yourself up as a bastard, or send
where to go?" They deliberated for a long time and decided to send a self-
th mighty dude who would fight in an unequal battle with the tyr-
nom and would free mother earth.
And they gave the dude a cart of snacks and a couple of unspoiled girls for the road
so that if they lose, they can at least remain as bastards. And he went
the guy went on the road, and on the way he ate the whole cart of food and girls
I also messed it up myself. And then the Wreck-Destroy himself comes to meet
Tel left. He looked at the dude and yelled: “No, what are you doing, so-
everyone went nuts?!! Fight with me in an unequal battle?!! Conscience
are you there? You dude, look at you, you're behind me with one left...
get out!" He said so and began to cry with insult. But the dude didn’t expect
such a turn of events, I chickened out at the sight of the offended tyrant, yes
as I asked the der. He ran to the village - not alive, not dead. Speechless
lost. I almost lost my mind. But the dude was pumped out, moonshine in
They splashed their throats and started asking questions, like: “Why, so powerful?!
Did he tell you and start holding us for bastards?" And the dude said,
what horror he suffered, and the people themselves almost threw themselves away, yes
I pumped myself out, splashed some moonshine down my throat and recovered.
Well, they think that's it! They offended the Destroyer Wreck... Well, at least
They played it safe and allowed themselves to be held for a bastard. They didn't know
that the dude let them down and held them for bastards...
Meanwhile the tyrantcried, wiped the snot with his sleeve and went to
clear field again with threats. I began to demand for myself again
daily bread and wicked. The people were surprised, how could this be?! After all
have already fulfilled this request and even allowed themselves to be held for a bastard
ugh... How did the Ruin-Destroyer know this, and how will he cry dreamily?
wa from the fact that the dude not only almost beat him, but also a tribute to him
he used it for his own selfish purposes. He fell to the ground. With your feet,
Yes, he began to beat with his fists in hysterics - he completely intimidated the people. Those already
They also figured out that the dude set them up and took them for the bastard himself.
sting They looked at the dude reproachfully, and he went to the box out of shame.
yes he played.
And the Ruin-Destroyer had already begun to fall apart. Yes so that
the smell began to be very bad and the sounds were indecent and scared the livestock at home -
started. And the people were afraid. And the pigs in the pen were happy.
But no one asked them. But in vain! A pig is also a person. But co-
moats and chickens are stupid. Not like pigs! The pig is not afraid of sounds
and rejoices in all joys. These pigs are cheerful animals.
Not like cows and chickens! Cows are stupid! And chickens too... And pigs
nyi... By the way, a bull is not a cow, but still stupid, not
what a pig! The pig was happy, but the bull was scared. And people
They were scared on the street. And the Wrecked Destroyer was offended. And create
This nonsense lasted for almost five minutes - people were afraid, chickens and cows -
they were afraid that the bull (even though he was not a cow or even a chicken at all) wouldthe scarecrow was the worst of all, but the pig - not a bit! They pleased-
Yes, even though no one asked them or even asked what they were, bitches
rejoice! The Destroyer Wreck could have asked, but he was for-
nyat: firstly, offended, and secondly, busy...
And then a hero appeared! It was me! I went out into the very center of delirium,
looked with an imperious gaze at the frightened people, cows, chickens, bull and
the completely scruffy pigs and howling: “Fuck.....fucking X..!” And
Everything was swollen: people, cows, chickens. The bull is swollen the most... Here
only the pigs were happy about something... Well, to hell with them. Later
I'll figure it out. The tyrant is also swollen. He came up to me, spread his fingers
and quietly says this:
- Uh, WW! Do you hear? Damn, you broke the whole boat. Really!
And I say this strictly:
- Pasha, damn it, when are you going to sign up for beer? I'm here br-
I’m a hedgehog, I’m torturing pigs, I’m writing free texts for you... WHERE’S THE NEW?!!!
Wrecker felt ashamed and signed up, and added a new one, honestly
REAL and they lived amicably and cheerfully: cows, people, chickens, Ra-
junky Destroyers and even pigs. But the bull had to be eaten.
And I, like a true hero, received money, a frog princess and more
neck from Wretzker, for causing so little damage :)
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