Hardware - a story about how WReCKER fixed his modem...

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For people with adventurous inclinations, lovers of spicy
sensations and in general to those who like to experiment, I’ll tell you,
How WReCKER fixed his modem.  The method is called "Magic"
screwdriver (VO)". First, you need to find this most magical
screwdriver  Then carefully examine the modem board and carefully
think over a plan for further action. And then it’s simple: take VO and
in accordance with a well-thought-out plan, we short-circuit the legs of different
microcircuits  If the method does not work, do not rush to visit
Wrecker.  A screwdriver should be magical, and not just like that.
If something happens, there is the WB (Magic Paper) method. Take the modem
wrapped in WB and given to Hamer for a while,
Spellbinder, Mikruho-Maclay, etc.  Note: triggered
only if the piece of paper is money (it is best to use dollars,
but our Belarusians will also go, if they are worth a million,a few are better).

W>the VO method is of course quite a dangerous thing, but I’m not the first
I am convinced of its reliability several times after
testing my computer IN I managed to return it to
life... and now the modem has been fixed... all this is strange.
The basic rule when working with VO: you must not give a damn
on the further fate of the experimental unit! and then it’s possible
poking the VO in different interesting places... good luck.