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Alw/ Something too serious newspaper
beams. We thought and decided that
A little humor wouldn't hurt...
(c) "Game", No.85
(w) Mentat, special for "Always"
Clouds.
Riding in a burning trolleybus was extremely
inconvenient: there was an ax stuck in Muzynsky’s leg,
and its handle in the thick smoke interfered with the pass-
fats
“You have to sit at home with an ax,” hissed.
la blind grandmother who drove this route
dead cats.
Muzinnikov politely cursed her and jumped out
at his stop, clanking the ax on the floor
ruchen
The security guard at the entrance was sitting on a stool.
and brushed with a toothbrush and Blend-a-paste
Med" through bullet wounds in the chest.
“Hello,” he brushed past him.
Muzinnikov.
- Fuck you... - the guard as usual -
I didn't turn my head because I was temporarily
for himself he performed the tedious work of a watchman with
disgust.
Having made his way into the department (and Muzinnikov, like
always, three hours late) he happily
said goodbye to the surviving employees
after yesterday's plane crash on the roof
shu. And he lingered near Kuznetsov’s table:- What are you reading?
- Yes, here... Library "For home, for
family,” responded Kuzya, showing the cover
ku "107 reliable methods of strangulation."
“Yeah,” Muzinnikov nodded, “and the pay,
By the way, they didn’t give it for the last decade?
- No... Yes, you were fired, by the way...
hi, for a walk...
- Again for absenteeism! Why are they crazy?
went - every week the same thing! Well-
ka, give me a piece of paper, I’ll write an application for admission
to work.
While he was writing, past the window shouting “Be-
register!" a worker flew from the roof, and then
the house collapsed hit by yesterday's plane
beam.
The dust cleared. And Kuznetsov suddenly pushed
kicked Muzinnikov in the side:
- Muzya, Muzya, look!
Muzinnikov looked up.
Through the hole in the roof, dark,
muscular clouds, due to which the piercing
elk sun.
- Clouds, Muzya! I saw them as a child!
- Come on - clouds... A landfill, for sure -
No, it's burning...
- What difference does it make - it’s still beautiful.
They sighed and stared for a long time
to a strange landscape.
Evgeniy Obukhov
Tibet.
(climbing, anti-tourist
catechism)
Tibet is located in the mountains. Elementary -
either directly to the lost and found office, or beyond the Himalayas
pits where people go to strip naked.
At first, scientists thought for a long time: why are they needed?
such high mountains? And thenunderstood: this
so that the cunning Chinese, summary cut
whose eyes do not exceed the length of the Great
The Chinese wall, did not climb over to India, did not
drank the Bay of Bengal and didn't break in
to the island of Sri Lanka, because, as
It is known that in Sri Lanka the vinegar is also sweet. What-
even a novice could distinguish the Himalayas from the Himalayas
barking bears, Mount Joe is placed there
molungma. In front she is Chomolungma Jomolu-
ngmoy, and behind is Everest, no less.
The oldest and most respected Tibetan men
called guru. They don't call women that, though...
they are gourami gourami. To please your
im gurus, Tibetan women walk on the river
Brahmaputra, they collect coastal silt and bra-
They're scrubbing their face. However, the guru does not
understand and send women to the Yellow River (from
wash). If women are laundered, they
they grab your legs and hit you with all their might
Kuku-shili ridge. And it hurts with my feet on the ridge -
but even for Tibetan women. Probably
that's why there are very few women in Tibet, and that's all
men recklessly engage in mountaineering,
splashing out on the snow their most mountaineering
these instincts.
After all, mountaineering is one of the sources of income in
Tibet. When the next income starts
ascent, his things are immediately distributed -
Xia cross-section of the local elite. Not all income is
go back.
There is also Bigfoot in Tibet, but
no one hangs out with him because he
rude, not combed, not cut, dirty hands
mi pesters women and hehim all the time
carries. With all his appearance he resembles the following
saree from the fifth housing office. But as a mechanic
fell to Tibet... Although scientists claim that
Bigfoot is a lost and alone
venerated Duncan MacLeod. Dunka herself is nothing
I can’t say anything intelligible about this
zhet. (This is to some extent rehabilitative
there is no mechanic in the eyes of posterity, but the question
remains wide open, despite the fact that
that there are terrible drafts in the mountains.)
The only ones who have anything in Tibet
they know these are Tibetan monks. But they, dos-
Having reached puberty, they take a vow of silence
nia. This is not surprising considering what
there are the names of the rivers: Lancangjiang, Jinshan-
Dzyan, Yapundzyan - you can break your tongue. These
the monks themselves live in monasteries and are called
There are llamas. At night they pray and during the day they walk
through the mountains and bring divine light to the locals
residents. That's what they call them - day lamas -
new light.
Of undoubted interest is the Tibetan
what kind of medicine that operates without drugs
for, without a scalpel and without a patient. Recently
to Tibet in the form of humanitarian aid was
A trial batch of patients was delivered. Appeared
first signs of recovery. Party healthy
you went into opposition and took a position
position number one. Ugly
it worked...
But how to get into a position and so that
It turned out beautifully, the Kama Sutra will tell you
- but that's a completely different story.
Sergey Kazantsev
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