Maximum #47 25 июля 1998

One hundred and four - Nikolay Fomenko statements.

             One-hundred and four ...


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   Most recently, they brought me a very interesting stuff, 
considering which is appreciated, I decided to print in our 
newspaper. This much interesting material were 105 utterances 
Nicholas Fomenko, who had previously been published on the 
Russian radio waves. 

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 (C) Nikolai Fomenko



  1. Not for Juan sombredo.

  2. Happy New Year to you ... intoxication.

  3. Scuba dived, do not play the hose.

  4. I know dear ... in tights.

  5. I wish you health, happiness and creative Uzbeks.

  6. Lapusiki mine, but I'm not in love with myself, I just 
liked me. 

  7. With soap heaven in a cottage.

  8. Who had come, and sneakers.

  9. Came, saw, whitewashed.
 10. Happiness is, it can not have.
 11. Debt naked pay.
 12. Not porn, but defiantly.
 13. Not so devil as his baby.
 14. Not swarm to another hole, let him dig.
 15. It can be seen on the bird droppings.
 16. Better Kolyma in Honduras, Honduras than in Kolyma.
 17. Get down girl big and small.
 18. I'm on to you ... never!
 19. Nothing - behind the barn. Got it?
 20. Who ripe, and to eat.
 21. Happiness was so possible and so perhaps, like so excited
     possible.
 22. My uncle is the most honest robbed.
 23. Slow and steady wins further - fico!
 24. Hold tight for shoferku, sheep!
 25. Small fish is better big cockroach.
 26. Bat caught up, eat slowly!
 27. Better a bird in the hand is a duck under his bed.
 28. Eggs from hens near fall.
 29. Nothing is given to us as cheap as you want.
 30. The crew says goodbye to you, nice flight.
 31. A large ship - a large torpedo.
 32. Under a still stone, we always have time.
 33. Domestic train - the most poezdatye trains in the world.
 34. I take this opportunity ... I want!
 35. Strive, to seek, find and perepryatat!
 36. Took up the plow, do not forget to go to the shower!
 37. Chicken eggs discipline.
 38. Enema, know your place!
 39. I do not sleep for days, and chickens are also not 
sleeping!  40. Pay, do not break, and then enjoy!

 41. The farther into the forest, the closer got out.
 42. Not all that sun that rises!
 43. If you have a headache, then it is.
 44. And you and your ear does not blink!
 45. Besides a shame anyone seen!
 46. Birds of a feather certainly hates!
 47. Pure ... language to bring the killer!
 48. Do not know how to sing, do not drink!
 49. Eh, not drunk yet in Russia, heroes, good fellows!
 50. Not teach his father - and that's that!
 51. Success does not wear panties!
 52. Easily and not pull the fish out of it.
 53. Bazaar penny loves.
 54. The main guys, Pepper did not get old!
 55. In short, leaving, extinguish all.
 56. Equestrian fed not on foot.
 57. There is life in the old dog yet, and berries in the 
buttocks!  58. Bad soldier who does not dream of sleeping with 
the general.  59. Which is natural, it is not ugly!

 60. All genius - the sheets.
 61. The position - a girl, but from the position - his mother!
 62. And good to be a lieutenant colonel, a lieutenant and too 
good      sho be.

 63. Leave clothes ye who enter here.
 64. End - the body's crown.
 65. Listen, not born beautiful, and born of the massive.
 66. Do not get distracted loving.
 67. How do you, girl, beautiful love?
 68. Farm news - not the flag shake.
 69. Wash your hands ... front and rear.
 70. Love all the planes are obedient.
 71. Do not paint the egg man, a human egg.
 72. Silly penguin hides shyly, smart - safely gets.
 73. Tell me, Auntie, you're not a gift?
 74. Beer in the morning is not only harmful but also helpful.
 75. Here's the floor of the kingdom and half horse.
 76. Better sleep than not to eat up.
 77. Knocked at the door skin of the customer.
 78. Smile, chef loves idiots.
 79. Lubo - it's expensive ... very expensive.
 80. Your lines on the hand they say that they should be washed.
 81. A man is happy when he ... ... for ... well-fed.
 82. Boys and Girls! To master each other!
 83. Aunt to 16 years are not allowed!
 84. Out Nobel Prize!
 85. Otpey seven times, once otesh.
 86. Manicure - doctors, pedicure - gay.
 87. Do not whistle - the girls will not!
 88. The less the girls we love, the more time for sleep.
 89. How much vodka do not take it, is still twice the run.
 90. And his funny mug myself and have fun.
 91. I loved you, the trees bent.
 92. Conjugal duty ... marks the first time.
 93. You'll be quieter, longer you.
 94. Good morning does not happen.
 95. Each pipette dreams of becoming an enema.
 96. Quiet is the Ukrainian night, but the fat must perepryatat.
 97. Every other men have the right to left.
 98. Life is what it is, and is no longer what.
 99. Places would become a Gulliver, here!
100. Once in the icy winter time I looked ... up ... honey
     slowly ...
101. Vodka "Pinocchio." Feel like wood!
102. Lies fighter ... not cope with the attack.
103. Gruel is calling!
104. Do not stand under the tap!
105. Change elektroproigryvatel on elektrovyigryvatel.
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