Virtual World #09 25 октября 1997

Amiga

Amiga + PC - The tale of how love Amiga Pisyuka (Chapter 1)

          AMIGA + PC


(C) MAXWELL / JS


  Now there will be tales,
which got an interesting story:


  Long time Yurok Merkulov promised to write a story where you 
can learn the history of love Amiga and Pisyuka (of course 
invented). But I had forgotten about promise, and suddenly the 
other day prihodit Letter from Moscow

Victor Moskalev and among
text files, I notice
intriguing title, which I
in the title. IT'S been
story ... I liked it, but
Imagine my surprise
When I saw the end of the story
Copyright: 'Yurok Merkulov' and the date ... That is because 
the case! I could get this story right after the his writing, 
and received his Within months all the way from Moscow! AND

Now, with permission, I
it was placed here. But he soon
promised to bring the second part.
So wait!
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(C) Yurok Merkulov



    The tale of how Amiga

        Pisyuka fall in love.


            Chapter 1


              Dedicated to all,

              someone yells, argues,

              that ruleznee, Amiga

              or PC.



   Yesterday I had a dream ...


  On a sunny day, a noisy
city ​​street was a huge,
strong man. All of his name
"PISYUK" I do not know why. He carried
back Vindovoz and was holding a bunch of applications.
All regarded him as very intelligent, at times even overly, but 
still with joy wound up with friendship. Yesterday, when he was 
returning home late at night, it attacked a tomboy,

presented "Speccy" and said that he has a direct relationship 
to the Pentagon. Running in Pisyuka a pile of sharp quotes from 
the ZX-Format-a, he disappeared, saying,

that has another roof - Amigo.


  "Who is the Amiga? - Thought Pisyuk. "The next ... such as 
Lisa Computer Apple's second daughter? Maybe

Alpha-girlfriend? God forbid ... "


  Pisyuk got excited, so that
almost frozen. He sat heavily svopiroval thought, glancing at 
the clock, whether it is time to do the next upgrade. No. stars 
swept over the sky and Pisyuk plunged into a deep sleep ...



             *


  He walked and walked, remembering
final rendering, while not accidentally wandered into the park, 
where it friends often reloaded.

In the distance he saw a beautiful
feminine silhouette.


  "Nothing platform with mind ..." -
he thought and he got it bytes
twenty. The girl replied,
the counter eye and smiled sweetly 4096-color images.
Pisyuk, barely picked up
SVGA-shny driver, rebooting mind, smiled at all
16-million.


  - Oh, hello, Pisi, about you
all they say everything they write, - shy, began talking girl.


  - Yes, come on ... What is your name?


  The girl assumed a somewhat
embarrassed expression on his face and
answered softly:


  - And you did not hear about me?


  - No, in my world, such as
You, unfortunately, no.


  - My name is Amigo.


  - Amiga? - Pisyuk disappointed
switched to text mode.


  - What is it, I hurt you?


  - Do you have a son and, I suppose,
husband ...


  - How did you get? - Cried for 4 channel Amiga.


  - What you have to Speccy?


  - Nobody, he's my little
friend, yet a brother - the Macintosh.


  - Arrogant you have it, though,
just like you - beautiful.


  - Spisibo.


  - Can you go to?


  - Uh-huh - cheerfully replied Amiga
and they went to Fido's Restaurant.


  It was hot everywhere Bekashki flying in the sky shining SUN. 
Pisyuk off his Vindovoz remained

in one of Norton Commander from
under which the public display lights team
line. The evening promised to be exciting, but Amiga more
grustnela.Skazyvalsya hops in the head of the dose of drivers.
She sat there in confusion, holding
tear at the ready.


  - Amiga - began Pisyuk - come to you konnektnemsya?


  - As we are not compatible, and
Why do you need? Do you have
everything you could want, in front
bright future, but I ... I'm afraid ... My house sold, I soon
get old ...


  - You're beautiful, you have a cute little hard drive in the 
2.5-inch nice 4 kanlny voice.



  - Thank you so much and
lol. Can I proemulirovat ...


  - Really? I'm happy!


             *


  Had a cold reboot, the
easy donning a pair of drivers,
Pisyuk reached the very executable. Carefully downloading an 
emulator, he slowly emulated Amiga, turning in my head dozens 
of megabytes. He knew her architecture and could not understand 
where in 14 MHz DEVCHOKE MANY BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGATOSTI.



  They became friends. Pisyuk inode Amiga offered the company 
of Bill Gates and Philippe Kahn, but Amiga said she was closer

Andryukha Isaev, yes Max Iwamoto.
Pisyuk it did not know she was his, too, fire hardware 
incompatibility. Often tired, hung Pisyuka Amiga humor

simple demos yes muzykalkami,
that in response to entertain her friend
clever multimedia applications. She was laughing smile
Dizzy, he rushed out of gold
harvesters ...


             *


  I woke up and realized with sadness,
it was a dream. After drinking kofe, I sat down
for his Pisyuk.


  "Hey, the stump where your Amiga? What
Why do not you pay attention nA
such beauty? All shumish worldwide hit RED ALERT, not giving
sleeping neighbors. Well, shipping, gruzic, there are already 
calls Tale, it's time to include a modem, flew! " 


  Or maybe she does not want to Amiga,
to be loved? All the flirting, but makes fun, "Intel
Outside "screams.'s Enough to scold you, smile, you look and 
your smile will shine in every home.



                        12.03.97


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