TargeT #07 02 декабря 2000

Chronicles TargeTa - create a story in this issue of the newspaper.

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               Chronicles TargeTa, or how it was.

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(C) Hidden camera ... With the world on a string, poor in
(C) Hidden recorder beer ...



   So, all this garbage started when FOX came to Sinus'u
write texts in TargeT. Naturally he is in such a hurry that I 
forgot home to devour even, and therefore all thought he was 
just about ... not about food. I thought, too, Sine was not, 
and therefore they decided: once daily for the people is done, 
then let the people themselves in it and wrote. They took out 
the spare (ie note) book Sine found where as many as 20 
addresses and the same phone, and then they have a question a 
rose (!), with whom to start? Well, they decided then given a 
choice of candidates for writers Sine Bight. Wrote his prog on 
Busick: let sux = int rnd * 20: print sux, and the process gone 
... already gone! 

   You can see the number 15. Sinus looked in the book -
Hirurg! The surgeon rang. The following is a transcript FOX'a:

Sine> Hi surgeon. Here we have the sort of thing ... In short 
we are here to 

        FOX'om sit and write lyrics in TargeT, do you want

        something to write about?

Surgeon "A what?

Sine> Yes, do not care that you're here now, everything you 
want to say something and 

       Say, whatever you say will be recorded!

Surgeon> Sinus - Lamer!

Sine> (FOX'u) - He said that the sine lamer!

FOX> Write - The surgeon said that the sine lamer ...

Sine> But this is only, he said ... And I can say that the 
surgeon 

       lamer, and it is not only I said!

(The following is a crackdown on the half hour and eventually 
surgeon agrees napisata any delusions on the paper and give the 
sine. Sinus promises to come to him with FOX'om and pick up the 
text on this market ends. Sinus squeezes space, on-screen 
number 13) 

Sine> (climbs into a book) O! FOX! (Picks up a pipe and calls 
FOX'u) 

FOX> What is it?

Sine> Yes, one pipe does not take ... Maybe his house no?

FOX> Strange! Must be ...

Sine> Oh, lifted it would seem ... Ale! A FOX at home? At Sine?

       Slyshesh, they say that FOX have Sine!

FOX> Well call Sinus!

Sine> Call you, I told him never called!

FOX> (call) Shit, there are all busy and busy ... Come next

     number!

(Sine again lyapaet on a space ...)

Sine> Number 8! This Mukho! (Call the Fly)

Again Sinus> Hi PoverCom! Here is the deal ... We have here the 
text 

             In TargeT write. You want to say something to us

             why that?

FOX> What he's buggy?

Sine> He says that he wants to read!

FOX> Everybody wants to read, no one wants to write ... Okay,

     write-wants to read.

Sine> Write, it says "To wear glasses, not enough to have a long

       nose, you still have bad eyesight ... "

FOX> wrote: "To wear glasses, not enough to have poor eyesight

     must also have a MODEM! "- All recorded correctly?

Sine> It still says "Sometimes a step forward is the result of 
good 

       kick back. "

FOX> Well, well, who we now stump?!

Sine> Another says, "If you want, but you can not, therefore 
not very 

       you want. "

FOX> Is that on the topic of impotence?

[* SKIP *]

Sleduyushy room was MAG'a

I'm sleeping! MAG said and hung up.

Zashib!

 By the way skazt the day they are still ringing Sergant'u 
(DJ_Serg), Dr. (......), Valeron'u ... And the rest ... But 
they are either was not at home, or they were not able to ... 
True Black? :) 


   This is how FOX and Sinus texts collected for this
facilities. Times have now some strange come, before the people
wrote and wrote texts in the newspaper, and now the editors 
themselves call and beg for alms in the form of any material for

publication. And you ask them, they are for the beer they 
drink? Of course drink, each time opening the bottle and say - 
well, for TargeT: +)