TargeT #06 18 марта 2000

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again missed:) - A couple of days before the army ...

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              Missed again:) ** ** FOX / AIS
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A couple of days before the army ... ___ __ / /

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                                                .
 Lame ...

              Is Galimov ...

            Is indifference ...

          Is when neher do.

        Is feeling.

      Is a way of thinking

    Is a disease ...

  Is the mood.


    Today, I also think that the LAME, it's ... So what is it
 This? Here I came home tonight, tired, izmuchanny unequal
 War with military offices, bureaucrats, doctors ... want
 one, get drunk as a pig and go to sleep ... Call. FOX, not
 help? -Oh, I'd helped someone? No, LAME ... I go to the 
kitchen, drinking  iced tea (warming - LAME) and I go to my 
computer. What we must  do, even though the shell to finish ... 
Uploading alasm, run ... sit in  utter anus, neee, LAME ... 
Mouzon can write? Until  boot editor, I forgot I wanted to 
write ... And like a  at all? No, LAME ... Maybe the letters 
say? Letters ...  What letter? From LAME'a crawl arrow on the 
disk ... I do not know  Why run the Last Lame ... Neee, I 
messed up! He LAME as  PROGRESS once called ... And now, just 
LAME ... Watching  through a veil to attribute shit, sprawling 
across the screen ...  Everything in life ... Solid shit. LAME 
compounded LAME'om.  It should be shut down, while not dead ... 
And click on LAME  reset ... Let them live ...


    ... Five minutes does not come to mind ... Then pulled
 cord from the net ... and again go into the anus: the sight of
 concentric rings of the tunnel, bear me in hell-fire
 fire emblem AIS ... Lightning dazzle rolled lifelessly
 eyes. Everything falls into the void. All measurements
 disappear, bezformennaya mass envelops the mind, this is the 
end ... 

    Woke up suddenly. Somehow reached for the phone, went 
through  several numbers. With the two talked for 15 minutes, 
mostly about  LAME ... He is everywhere ... Is all steeped in 
LAME'e? Must  call a friend ... I called ... it turns out - in 
the country. Lord, what  do there, even when there a LAME? With 
grief I take the disc, go out  from home ... Go to SMONT'u ... 
Tam also LAME ... Talked 3  minutes ... All leave. Where to go? 
Feet stumble on each  step, it seems time has stopped ... On 
the street one of the  acquaintances, and finally can anyone. 
Oh, how I had enough. It seems to be  still young, and such 
nonsense bear ... Feet lead me back to  home, I enter the 
apartment, take off the boots, pole falling on the couch  
includes boxes, well, LAME !!!!! According to BT muzzle 
Lukashenko unharness  as we cool to live in the army ... I 
start to feel sick ... 


    The doorbell ... No reaction. Again the call may
 open? I crawl to the door, open ... anyone.

 A-AA-AAA-AAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!

 Five minutes standing in an embrace with open door ... No, you 
have this  LAME'om tie. The last effort dopolzayu to the 
bathroom, turn on  cold shower and substitute the face under 
the flow of life-giving freshness. 

 -YES! !!!!!!! !!!!! STOP LAME !!!!!!

 A few minutes of standing on wet mug in the mirror ... That is 
to  What brings LAME ... Sit at the computer, and I write this 
nonsense ... 

 It's all over ... Again lifted LAME ... We must once again 
under the shower ...  Relax, and tomorrow the alarm, not 
knowing the mind and obeying  subconscious, like the program, 
take all the documents, and again in battle.  While still at 
large ..... 

Fox in captivity is not better than an elephant ... in a 
matchbox. 


                           *


             But I found our old bazaars!


              -------( Pro Black raven )------
SMONT> interest not to go with whipped, and interest in the
password.
Kempston> FOX, and you think that it your Password needed for 
interpretation SMONTA?

FOX> Oh yes! I forgot about you little lamer:)
KEMPSTON> Okay, okay I'll remember this, you ask me
More beer. :)
FOX> Kempston, prebegish himself, and will ask if you can me a 
beer put:)))

And finally can with Chet interpretation lamer play! Take my 
example! ALL passed without the infection ... even in the 
breakout needed! Kemp> ON ACCOUNT OF BEER. LOTS OF BEER I do 
not drink and TO YOU WILL NOT RUN :)

FOX> Oh, wait, we will see ;-)
In any case, soon we will teach you how to drink beer
Eureka won already taught :)))) little.
Kemp> And you can POINTERESOVATSYA, And which method you want 
me to do TEACH drink beer:)?

FoX> an educated bet! We will in the face pivon poke:)
Kemr> What is the liquid you can poke. :)!



         -------( About how ROMA has ROMOy )-------
From: Minisoft
To: NATALI

MAN> But I sounding like more SCALE [skeyl]!
NAT> the sound of something for nothing, but the translation: 
(glume, husk). I think allusion is clear.

FOX>??? What does the scales? Minick?

You What? From the oak fell? You have a dictionary? zoo?? ;)
I personally know of interpretation one translation, "the 
scales provosudiya"! That's it! My children ...

Pah-you thankfully have not mine;)

SMONT> I have an electronic translator, in which 90.000 words

      and there is a word translated not only as the "BALANCE"

      and "Scale" and a few words.

NAT> Or maybe I want to declare a contest for the best name.
FOX> Prizes will be? ;-)

NAT> Of course, as well as without them. But what is still a 
secret. FOX> E-mage!!! That is my E! Cheo you had not said!

Then, well ... er. .... Mmmm ..
-Lady Mirage? go?

NAT> necessary wealth of choice, so that waiting for further 
suggestions. 

Variation nomer3:

How about - Kitten?

Variation nomer4:

May be ... Sally?

Roma> I hasten to tell all, because I chose a pseudonym-"ROMA",
I think this topic can be zakryt.Priz remains with me.


                      About weather )------ ------(
First Lightning, damn it, this year!
This horoshe. It is even very good! Air noponyaetsya ozone.

BUT WHY iMENNNO Then, when I have important meeting???

SMONT> And if at the expense of lightning, it is our dog (a 
horse that is) nifiga raduet.Ona not because of her running 
around the apartment and write with fear:)

FOX> My tail was too nervnechat:)
SMONT> A tail can be cut off. :)
FOX> The dog can be reset from the balcony:), but the Tail
ask not to touch:-E


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NE> I'm just hard to write something ...
SO> It was included in the conversation, after talking about 
something. 

OG> Aha! Example of the glitch! True doctor? ;)
NE> What is it?
FOX> I think that the glitches is Doctor ... only small ...
But they vyrostayut!
Generally speaking, bugs are defects programs, unnoticed by 
their establishment, then they have to catch ...

NAT> And what they catch something? Butterfly net?
OG> No, there is Shaggy FOX'y with stalkers! ;)
FOX> Yeah flashed wit! Well, you is not threatened!
Such "mini" hairy Stalker did not catch ;----)))))))

FOX> Who does what! I like Stalker:). On live bait:)
NAT> A live bait got to do with it?
FOX> New clever way. Not once did not work:)
NAT> What mozhsh more to say about programming?
FOX> What do you want! How do I know what you're looking for?
Can in general terms, the algorithms can!
Roma> What is algorithm?
FOX> verbatim: Posledoevatelnost commands directed
to solve a particular problem:)


NAT> something you're here talking, and explain what Stalker,
did not occur.
FOX> Oh, requests, and the truth. The two (almost) the words, 
SalTh Stalker Monitor ... Debugger machine code. Quite

moschny weapon against the bugs. But the head anyway
needed:)
NAT> A head and here and whose?
FOX> Because if you do not mind nichrome than sawdust, then
glitches are caught usually in the doorway with hashish, etc.
And for the program's glitches need head + stalker:)
NAT> che, drug intiresueshsya? :)
FOX> Maybe I'm stopping, can ill-explained to, but
somewhere above says that such glitches ...
But if you're talking about other glitches, I can reassure you 
/ disappoint: Addiction is not interested.

Roma> You reassured me.

FOX> What, no love narikov? :)