Info Guide #02

Люди

Humor - True story about the birthday JAKSH'a.

        --- H @ BY>  drank all the wine. The main thing is that instead of snacks 
was tiktak! 

   Then he came back. All have been under
degrees, but ALI was not enough and he sent someone else over a 
bottle of vodka. Insignificant on This, KOLIA and his friend 
(can not remember the name) also sent someone over pizirkom. In 
short, end end end (?) turned

three bottles (where did the third, unknown!).

   ALI took the keys to a sports hall and we all
went to drink and drink and drink again. Once limit your two 
bubbles, all drawn to the unknown tretemu.Pervy tasted, gave 
good! It was a moonshine 70 '. After Each glass all allowed a 
tear. When all was finished off to the bottom, I thought about 
it and we decided to return to the concert, which has already 
turned into disco.


   I remember that in the crowd dancing partying my relatives. 
What they did there, and even if they were there, nobody knows!


   I, ZEN, KOLIA JAKSH and went to dance
closer to the stage, from the booze and we laid ears
stopped by the speakers (it says
2000V, nadozhe!?). EVENT and other alcoholics otso
united. Finding a free place, we started to dance (as in JAM by 
DR). So danced with an hour or so, I began to suspect something 
is not right and went in search of rest. I searched for them 
did not last long, they were around the corner, stood in a row 
along the wall (otlivali!) at an angle 45 '. Tried to repeat, 
but just do not plunge into a pile (and they really piled?). 
Asked where they were? Know what they were drinking and that 
still left, I, ALI, SHURIK and someone unknown, went to the 
gym, drink up ... a again! In sports hall had climbeth through

wire and stretched mesh (in-the first time it
like nebylo!). Drank and started to shoot the breeze,
ALI demonstrated focus, knocked at the door
hole. SHURIK remembered a toast, like "Let's
drink to children, dried on our pants! "
I am also a state poluotklyuchki, tried to explain the unknown, 
that the top (in the gym), there is someone, and that he should 
give n. .. s. 

   Coming out of the sports hall, headed for 
tantsuyuschim.JAKSH-hopped, as beshanyy.EVENT-tantsival with a 
woman. KOLIA-vomit around the corner. ZEN-watched KOLIA and 
kept asking: "You feel bad?". ALI caught mother and something

vtyulyala.SHURIK him-went to smoke. I stood in the
meter from the speakers and trying to accept a cigarette,
but the habit could not figure out which side light up, 
remember that SHURIK approached room and said that he found 
LM.Govoryat that after that I just emboldened, and someone sent 
(or sent me?). With SHURIKom went smoke, he quickly finished 
with porovozom, and nachil rush me. I decided that we should

smoke more serious with a little peredyhom, but after the third 
I bent, my head puffed and ears folded into a tube.

Barely prepodnyavshis I poshagal to discos, seeing everyone 
there who are still alive, he went home ... 

   Here is a buhalovka turned out. In the morning I
woke up to 2 hours and so sick with a hangover, that ... 
Nebuhayte guys! This is crap, because of which a blank pass two 
day! Sorry, that one million mistakes. Already an I, a Russian 
in his time not uchil._____ 

   From non-Hegan do drunk face! gud

                                   bye