Lime Tree #23 24 мая 1996

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Unknown - Unknown Winnie: Red Vinny (Chapter 1).

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            "RED" WINNIE
author unknown

    Chapter 1


   - Basta! Tired! - Winnie the Pooh nervously paced the hut,
waving a revolver. He stopped at the table and took a sip
moonshine - like you should be driven from the party! - Well, 
how could you? You, Piglet, a member of the Revolutionary 
Military Council? To exchange weapons for air Balls!


   - I'm not guilty - pig plaintively hnyknul - it's Eeyore!
"My favorite color!" - He mimicked a donkey.

   - What is Eeyore? With Eeyore! - Vinnie clapped his paw on 
the table so that empty pot of honey from the crashed to the 
floor - Stop all blame on others! Who last week watered the 
rabbits grandfather Mazaya? Who stole my mother yesterday 
Meadows eggs? We are doing Revolution! And like you ... - But 
he did not finish. For door heard the noise, she opened, and 
the hut with a floor and curses tumbled Barmalej:


   - Ooh, b ...! Jew face! - He pulled over a
kicking Rabbit - In the swine! Incited bitch!

   - What happened? - Medvezhenok straightened his sword-belt, 
- Comrade Barmalej, report on form!


   - Yes, Comrade Winnie! - Barmalej let go and odernuv
leather jacket, drew himself to attention. " Knitted Rabbit
blurted out his nose on the floor, and glass from glasses 
splashed all side.


   - Here is caught contra! Called on the area of ​​unrest,
crying, I'm sorry, "Winnie the Pooh - impostor!"

   - Well, well! - Bear abruptly raised rabbit by the ears - 
Here you and split, Rabbit! Recently I watched for you - AND

Turning to Barmalej, ordered:

   - Hatu Rabbit searched, and his in camera! Let think there.
In the evening, I will judge.

   Rabbit eyes madly spinning in different directions. He opened
mouth, spitting broken teeth, lisped: - Finney, for fluoride? I
vfe ugofyal febya and Fyatafka fgufenkoy! Fini!

   - Citizen of the Rabbit, late excuses - Winnie frowning
and waved Barmalej - Take him away!

   Barmalej grabbed Rabbit, and the noise dropped out of the 
hut. 

   Bear is silently walked to the window, his fingers on 
potarabanil glass. Then he sighed and turned around:


   - Ah, Snout! Would deprive you of yellow armbands ...

   - Sorry, Vinny! - Piglet nervously clenched Kuban cap - 
Winnie, not ... I need ... I will redeem all that I can ... yes 
I am for the revolution! 

   - Oh, I'm too good. Okay, forgive - Pooh Piglet slammed
on the shoulder - but mind you, the last time!

   - Thank you! - Piglet excitedly crumpled hat.

   - Well, there is nothing to cool off, work no end! - Winnie
approached the card Mohlandii - Look here! Problem exists! In 
the area Old Oak bees - Anarchists revolt. It is necessary to 
put down! Shoot all that others nepovadno was. They are still 
with me last year ... - Winnie priumolk remembering bruises 
from a fall from Oak - generally as usual. Take a platoon of 
goblins and more! All understand?


   - Yes, Comrade Winnie! - Happily snapped Piglet.

   - Come on, act!

   - Listen! - Kuban cap pulled suckling pig with a yellow 
edging and rushed into the street.


   A moment later the street heard his stentorian voice:

   - Eeyore, your mother! Goblins in the gun and follow me!

   Winnie contentedly rubbed feet.



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