Lime Tree #08 05 января 1996

Through the Looking Glass - Vampire - vampire ... Psychological test for you.

                    W H E A R K A L L E


   And again, as before, in our newspaper is printed, this topic

  "Through the Looking Glass", it hopefully will be as 
interesting as 

  earlier.


                         VAMPIRES.

   Vampire - morbid craving for human blood - usually we 
associate with the semi-mythical way Count Dracula. Meanwhile, 
the stories are examples of when vampires were quite specific, 
real person. In particular, the Roman emperor Tiberius Claudius 
Nero, who ruled in 14-37 years. BC 

    He was truly a repository of human vices, differed
cruelty, distrust, mistrust, hypocrisy, ultimate depravity. In 
adolescence and adulthood favorite pastime of Tiberius were 
unbridled night orgy, while he kotpryh obazhaet gnaw through 
the arteries of young girls and suck their blood From her, 
according to the testimony of contemporaries, the Emperor drunk 
stronger than from wine. Monstrous life imposed on the face of 
this criminal corresponding fingerprint. By the end of his 
reign, being another person does fade Tiberius quite weak, he 
got out all his hair and teeth fell out. However, by their 
vampiric habits he could not refuse.


   Secluded on a carefully guarded island in the Mediterranean 
Sea, surrounded by bodyguards, Tiberius did not even thought 
about public affairs. To all of his pathology was added one 
more - maniacal thirst for immortality. Moreover, he feared not 
so much death, Skolkov those terrible punishment in the 
afterlife, who had expected. This thirst condemned to death 
many babies boys and girls, as a tyrant believed that the 
constant drinking "young blood" could rejuvenate him. But it 
was cruel, though quite common at the time misleading. Claudius 
Nero Tiberius is awash with the blood of their innocent victims.


  There is no doubt the existence of vampires in modern times. 
Examples of this abound. Here are some of them, in detail 
described in the foreign and partly in the national press. 

   The fall of 1989 Australia was shocked crime Tracy 
Vidzhington of Brisbane. This 25-year-old student seduced 
47-year old Clyde Baldock, lured him to a secluded place on the 
river bank, where caused neschstnomu 15 strokes in the neck, 
nearly cutting off his head, then sucked from the body of the 
"favorite" blood. As subsequently it turned out, the girl in 
his childhood brutally tortured raise her grandparents, was 
satanistkoy. On the breast she wore conversation with the head 
of a ram (a symbol of Satan) with bright red eyes. On his arm 
Vidzhington knife carved five-pointed star (the symbol of 
Satan). For his crime Tracy received life imprisonment.


   Causes of vampirism to the end, unfortunately, has not been 
established. Probably because, until recently, this problem no 
one seriously engaged. And today there is only one truly 
scientific research center of this phenomenon, which is located 
in New York. The center's employees are constantly monitoring 
in 25 patients. These people can be called "peaceful" vampires. 
They have no one to not attack live quite humdrum life, they 
have families, rarely - a respectable job. The only how do they 
differ from ordinary mortals - is the emergence of the need for 
fresh blood. Typically, this is the blood of animals, birds, 
usually a bull or a chicken. But there are those who, by mutual 
agreement drink the blood of each other. While studying their 
physiology, metabolism, behavior, psychology, scientists just 
shrug: any anomalies to explain the extraordinary passion of 
these people, not detected. The only thing that can to some 
extent contribute to determining the causes of the disease - 
and this is certainly a disease - that fact that all 25 people 
absolutely can not tolerate garlic, which, As is known, cleaves 
in blood fats. Perhaps in these fats and is the key to otgadke.


                                          "World News" # 40.

                                               October 1995.


               PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST FOR YOU.

          (Answer questions and sum points)


    1.Lyubite Do you beat women on the head?

         1) Yes - 5 points;

         2) No - 1 point;

         3) Do not know, have not tried - 3 points.


    2.Gde swear not decent?

         1) House - 2 points;

         2) In the theater - 4 points;

         3) At the conference - 1 point;

         4) In bed mistress - 7 points.


    3.Kogo you feel dumber than himself?

         1) The surrounding passengers on a bus in rush hour - 
3 points; 

         2) Government - 5 points;

         3) My wife - 10 points;

         4) policemen - 3 points;

         5) Everyone - 15 points.


    4.If you find on the street $ 1000 U.S. ...

         1) turn in to the police - 1 point;

         2) will distribute to the poor - 3 points;

         3) Propete - 5 points;

         4) Do not lift and will pass - 10 points.


    5.If you are a homosexual made indecent proposal?

         1) Give up - 1 point;

         2) Agree to not offend - 2 points;

         3) Give thanks, but give up - 5 points;

         4) Believe in love at first sight and make a radio 
operator for the sex change - 8 points. 


     ! CAREFULLY and scrupulously Count your points!


  CONCLUSIONS:

  1.If you scored more than 100 points, then you feel bad, and 
you 

    should count their glasses again.


  2.If you scored over 80 points, then you are very energetic 
and open source software     of viable people, and your place 
in politics (possibly 

    even in the Liberal Democratic Party).


  3.If you scored over 41 points, you're feeling fine

    people with an analytical mind and a great eruditseey.

    This type of people is very suited to perform ...

    ... Plumbing work.


  4.If you scored over 25 points, then you have a sense

    measures and the goodwill - the qualities necessary for 
catching 

    crabs with bare hands.


  5.If you scored over 10 points, but would like to recruit more

    otchaevaytes not, you may find three sessions A. 
Kashpirovsky 

    eaten on an empty stomach or two newspapers, charged Alan 
Chumak. 


  6.If you scored below 10 points, you see p.5, only sessions

    and newspapers will need considerably more.


  7.Esli you do not gain a single point, then it suggests that

    you have a reasonable and sober person is not amenable to 
fool     tskie provocation, or simply illiterate peasant or 
foreign     stranets, unable to read in Russian.