Optron #16 14 августа 1998

Самиздат

Lit. Page - Grief "Y" (Diary of Laboratory J. Scalp - continued).

                 Grif "Y"

     (Blogs laboratory J. scalp)

(C) Yuri Zimkovich

Continued. Start at # 15.


                 Part II

            Zombies of Konotop


       - Strange to say, never syhi
       shaft to a ghost walk on any
       bovnye meetings ...

       - All the inevitability of fate in your

       that you for now

       three existences, dying and re-

       born, like a woman.


         Sanyuntey Ente. "Pionovy Lantern


      (Translated from the Japanese A. Strugatsky)



  11/01/1996, Friday, Kiev


  How nice to have a CD-RAM! And information
it more fit, and it can not be erased,
and most importantly - shiny, it is! Now I will
All working reports to laser disk recording.

  Yesterday, in the Sumy region, one of the towns on the eve of 
Halloween (Holy Usih day Saints, as we call it)

the local population was frightened in earnest: the cemetery 
came just a sepulchral sounds - the thud and heartbreaking 
cries. 

  Thus, we must go in Konotop and clear out the
what it was.

  From the street heard the car alarm:
rode Maloderov. Take her purse and sent him into this 
hinterland. 



  11/01/1996, Friday, Konotop, 14.00


  Sinister sounds, as it turned out, came back from the grave 
of a P. Poprygayla - on recently buried an employee of the 
local slaughterhouse. 

  The death certificate gr. Poprygaylo
in the "cause of death was stated" the cancer
light ", but an autopsy, as it turned out,
none produced. I immediately suspected
wrong: what if a hapless just lethargy?

  Maloderov made exhumation. We transported the body to the 
morgue. 

  So it is: a very weak pulse, slow breathing, a significant 
reduction in the basic body functions. An autopsy done did not 
dare. 

  Max believes that this is associated with otherworldly 
forces: Halloween yesterday coincided with the time of full 
moon, and, according to legends, at disappears boundary between 
the worlds of the living and dead - that's raised our 
pokoynichek ... Just some nonsense!


  Now leading the investigation here in the morgue.
Careful examination confirmed the initial hypothesis: no doubt 
- lethargy. Its cause could be a general exhaustion, hysteria, 
or anything else like that. 

  Maloderov went to look for relatives Poprygayla to clarify 
the circumstances of the confluence of the accused in a 
lethargy. 



  02/11/1996, Saturday, Konotop, morgue


  It turned out that the exhumed (not
I know - can you talk like that about a living person?) has a 
brother who lives in a village near Konotop. Also (most 
amazing), it became clear that patanatom city ​​hospital 
witnessed the death, without even examining the body! 

  Janitor working in the morgue, said
that last night saw gr. Poprygaylo
arose from the zinc table and tried to get out of the room. 
Woman read a few prayers, but not exhumed

stopped. Instead, he opened one
eye (the most scared her), then
continuing to move, hit his head against the wall, then fell 
down dead on the floor. So that had it in the morning back on 
the table laid. Well, at least the guard helped. 



                            Tsilkom taєmno!



          SERVICE BEZPEKA Ukraine


          Spetsialna laboratoriya

   Especially when morzi SBU "Truparnya"


                                    Neck Y


                 MINUTES

          slidchogo eksperimentu


  DOSLIDZHUVANY OB'ЄKT:
Poprygaylo Peter Ivanovich


  SLIDCHA DIYA:
tickle the object behind the heel.


  RESULT:
on the subject's face appeared a faint smile.


  VISNOVOK:
the object appear inhibited reflexes.


  PIDSUMOK:
allows for the awakening of an object at night, followed by 
relapsing into lethargy or temporary loss of consciousness. 



  Decided to contact Maloderovym and translate
zombies in this city hospital.



  02/11/1996, Saturday, Konotop,

             City Hospital, 18.00


  While the suspect was being taken to hospital
He was delirious muttering something about meat, and asked
food pleaded not close it.

  Max on the way telling stories like this one.


  ... One day, somewhere in the Caucasus shepherds
alerted the sounds coming from the recently
nowhere appeared grave. People
had the courage to unearth it, and pull
thence the coffin - and what - it turned out that
there was a man buried alive! He woke up after a lethargic 
sleep ... 

  Whether Gogol, whether with Kotlyarevskii
also had something similar, but not with such a
happy outcome. He died already in the coffin
of a heart attack, under the ground. (Generally,
national writers of such stories
are particularly common, with some
of them manage to escape from the grave after
what they already exist as a zombie deputies, so to speak, the 
political life after the death of creativity) ...


  Somewhere in Krakow is a church, in which
almost a hundred years sleeping girl.
Scientists believe that when she wakes up,
I immediately terribly matures somewhere just over an hour ...


  When the prisoner was brought to the city hospital, he woke 
up an hour later. 

  Doctors said he was still in serious condition, so ask about 
Poprygayla what happened, will only be tomorrow.

Judging by patanatomu done here, the doctors here still
those, so I have podezhurit in the hospital.

  Maloderov again decided to pass the night in
car.



  03/11/1996, Sunday

             Record on the recorder


  Voice of scalp:

  - Today is Sunday, 5.10 am. We
are in intensive care Konotop city hospital. Peter Ivanovich,
do you remember of what happens to you
before you sleep, which, as far as I
known, lasted more than five days?

  A male voice with a pronounced West-pronunciation:

  - I todi vertav is a robot, pislya drugoi
zmini on m'yasokombinati. Priyshov domiv, already
smell - in kimnati htos sidit. I LUVs zdivuvavsya: I live there 
myself more, klyuchi vid Hati leash in mene! Well, mirkuyu - 
zlodiy it. Already Gulko - Well then, my zhona pokiyna! I 
perehrestivsya and Won first Kazhe: "Do not biysya, Mily, the 
hour to tobi yti mene "...


  Voice of scalp:

  - So you're saying that before the lethargy you intend
kill the spirit of the dead wife?

  Voice Maloderova:

  - She did not say exactly where she wanted you pick?

  - Ta htila bula mene ere vidvesti, that I
not pishov ... (Pause).

  Voice of scalp:

  - Some other details you remember?

  - Sche nasvarila won mene fist. Well,
golovi pomutnilo in sight potmarilo, I th
gepnuv ci dolilits on pidlogu ... Bilshe
nits are not pam'yatayu. Already potim - not zgadayu,
if ce Bulo - ochunyav, i meni winter, alkaline th
dark ... Potim zbagnuv leash, I'm in scho
truni lying.

  - It seems that you still wake up in the morgue?

  - Hiba! Bulo not like that.

  - Well, thank you. You have helped the investigation.
I took care of reimbursement to you for moral
damage, personal possessions and documents soon may receive.

  - Oto red dyakuyu! Scho b then mi robili,
yakbi not Bulo SBU? Nenko are won, our ...



  03/11/1996, Sunday

             file on the CD-ROM


  So, the next case is closed.

  Do we really lethargy oz. Poprygayla associated with the 
other world? 

  Maloderov believes that if something about
What told konotopets was a hallucination, the result of 
intoxication, it is unlikely to Poprygaylo could if so give 
details about an event. 

  But why should his wife take the spouse who died
from the material world? I would not have been able to.


          To be continued ...