Nicron #67 18 декабря 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

(R) DeL

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Go two cowboys:
 - John! When you smoke at full tilt, you looked like a idiot!
 - Well, Bill, I'll brush off in another direction.
 - Bill, you know what the cycling of matter in nature?
 - No.
 - Someday you will die, Bill. You will be buried on your
 grave grows the grass. To her buffalo suit, and it poschiplet
 make a pile. I've come to the pile and say: Hello, Bill, you
 has not changed!

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Scene One.
 Flying aircraft, skydivers jumping out of it. Suits
 another.
 - Ready?
 - Oh, you znete, my parachute did not open yesterday, the day 
before  parachute did not open ...

 - Let's jump,'^*'%!
 Pushed? jumped.


Scene II.
 Barnyard farm, "Millionaire" (to the State one hundred and two
 million). In the end plagued President, waving his arms,
 screams with weeping notes in his voice:
 - Wheat in the snow, the potatoes are cold, do not feed the 
pigs,  cows doeny, salaries to pay nothing ... You hear the 
roar and  crackle loiayuschihsya boards, as if someone fell on 
the roof  the barn ...

 - And, this skydiver well so hesitant!

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Details of the death of Leonid Brezhnev.
In the office of the Leonid Ilyich ran into an unknown and 
fired at emphasis. Emphasis from under Brezhnev fell, and he 
flopped onto the carpet and crashed.


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The lady looks to the gynecologist:
 - Excuse me, I do not you leave your panties?
 - No, no, nothing visible - responsible physician. After a
 he faces her in the hallway.
 - Got your panties?
 - Found! - Joyfully replied the lady. -I forgot them at the 
dentist. 

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Receives an entrant in MGIMO. (Institute for Intern.
Relations) Professor gives him a job:
 - In the Atlantic, our submarine sank
 merchant vessel of an African country. This country has put 
forward  a note of protest. Your task - to write a response to 
this note. Half an hour later the professor reads that the 
applicant wrote.  - All right you wrote. You - the mark well.