Nicron #65 04 декабря 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

(R) DeL

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    Husband comes home from hunting tired and angry.
    - My wife! You know what an insidious beast fox?
    - No. And why do you think so?
    - Why, I'm walking through the woods, I suddenly saw - the 
fox is running.       I charge the gun, aim and shoot - the fox

      falls. Dai, I think I'll go take away the fox:
      I went up to her, looking - and it is a dog!

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Letter arrives AM Kashpirovsky: "Dear Anatoly
M., I had a wart on the eggs. After your first
session they were gone, the warts were. "

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    My daughter comes to her mother and says:
    - Mom! I'll probably never get pregnant!
    - ???????
    - I have not tried to swallow as this
      crap - does not work!

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Soviet planes bombed Berlin. Bombed mercilessly, but
carefully: every pilot knew - there Stirlitz.

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Mueller asked Shtirlitsa - is it true that Kate gave him a 
radio operator testimony? - "Display, but gave no" - replied 
dryly Stirlitz. 

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    The geese are going south.
    Stare - to them crow arrived.
    - Crow, and where are you?
    - Well ... I'm certainly not a bird of passage, but such a 
fool! 

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Gathered AWOL sailors pervogodki. Opened the vestibule.
Gushing water ... Yes, it is difficult to escape from a 
submarine. 

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    Why are northern people can not swim?
    1. fear;
    2. water they have there little ....

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In the surgery tumble guy. He sticks out from the forehead
fork. Surgeon surprise stares at the newcomer.
    - I do for you?
    - Doctor, help me, his wife drove to fork out -
      die!
    - It's too late, my friend, my work day ended.
    - Doctor, I bleed the same blood!
    - I told you clearly said - a working day has ended.
    - Doctor, I'm in your office going to die!
The surgeon sighed heavily, suited to the man, abruptly pulls 
out plug from the forehead. Brandishing, sticks it to the 
peasant in his eyes and wiping hands on a dressing gown, said:

    - Go! Okulist still takes.

(R) FRIEND

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  Two turtles crawl. Found a carrot, gathered to eat it.
One says to another:
- Let's play in the store. You crawled away, then come back and 
we will 

  bargain.
- Come on ...
She crawls, creeps back.
- Spice is?
- Was over.