Nicron #55 25 сентября 1997

Stories - Let us be glad to bald?

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              "Let us rejoice TO Plesu?"
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(R) MDF HACKER
Publication prepared by Igor Malsky.
Reprinted B.A.D.

Hi everyone! All that is written here, I reprinted from the 
newspaper St. - Petersburg State University, the article "Let 
us be glad to bald head? . I warn you, the text of the original 
- that is one to one such-like in the newspaper. I would not 
change a single word. I like, in general read for yourself!


           COMING FROM THE AUTHOR OF ARTICLE

             "Let us rejoice TO Plesu?"


    (I advise you to read to understand what it all about)

In the mid-eighties (so the legend goes) at the University of
Lumumba Peoples' Friendship im.Patrisa studied student from 
China, Lee Vaughn Yan. More about the history of this character 
information is not retained, but his personality and success 
can be composed some idea of ​​photocopying someone pages

his student works. Until now, these inimitable lyrics
had circulated only in Moscow but now, finally, it was the turn
St. Petersburg. We present selected works by Lee Wong Yan
almost in its original form, allowing himself only here and 
there remove one or two sentences, the minimum adjusting 
spelling and adding essay "On the other shopping" two or three 
sentences from draft version of the same work.


Works Lee Won Yan, of course, a paradise for the philologist, 
who elect them subject to scientific Study, as it already 
happened to anecdotes about the Chukchi, sadistic verses and 
hipovskim folklore. Possible to isolate dies due east

origin of the author, lexical features speakers
(That is, Russian neighbors in a hostel), the ideological 
mimicry or Forest of the sincerity of a resident of the country 
east of socialism, fallen into the land of socialism developed 
... This, I repeat, inheritance adepts of pure science. I'm 
just bumping into another ambiguity, for the umpteenth time, "I 
am glad to bald" opportunities our great and mighty. A 
otsmeyavshis, turning the last page essay, once again ask 
myself the question: I wonder as yet perceive, say, the English 
translation of our Alumni numerous courses of accelerated 
language learning? By the way, some newspapers in English in 
St. Petersburg is now published About poludyuzheny ... However, 
the bad news always have time. And yet - 



         LOVE AND SWEET WORLD IS THERE Yan
              "Summer in the Forest"

        (Great essay on nature)

Krasivno and dry summer in the woods. Summer forest all 
wonderful. He told me loving and gentle. It walks prelstivo and 
warmth. I'm wondering there delirious with his love one 
another. With a friend in the woods a sweet, heat. There we 
admire him. Right at home in the woods, but in the Soviet 
forest better. All of his love and glory. In the great Soviet 
literature, wrote about him a lot. Renowned Soviet and Russian 
poet wrote that "summer in the woods tickles your nose." I 
agree that sniff a leaf all fun and love and especially in the 
Soviet forest. Even the great Lenin, VI glorified the Soviet 
forest in quadrupeds Russian literature and art. And therefore 
I rejoice to walk in sotsialesticheski forest and the Soviet 
and Russian in particular. In the Soviet the woods you can see 
a lot of Russian animals. Such as bear, wolf, squirrel, rabbit, 
cow, bird, pesy and other livestock. All they I love because it 
glorified. 

In the Russian forest, many trees, spruce, fir, pine, birch, 
oak, berozy, bushes, grass and other germ. Soviet plant me

love like animals. I sniff them and confer with friends and 
they love them and strong. In the forest in the river water is 
a fish. And I love it. Soviet fish praise poetry in the work of 
labor is not Free vysunesh fish from the pond. I lyuboveni fish 
and pike, and Karasik, and the hedgehog and everything nice. I 
Love the Soviet forest and the animals and fish, and the germ. 
I proud of them and was glad.


               "Summer holiday"
        (Essay on "Vacation")

I like summer vacation. He told me prelstiven and love. I
rejoice when it's summer. Summer time is always warm and
dry and sweet. I like to spend the summer in the water, 
especially in Sea salt. There, all lovingly and prelstivo. In 
the sea can be swim or catch fire. I like to light up when

zagoraeshsya always warm and matchplan. But you can get burnt 
when scorch is not fear and do not be afraid, it is possible to 
live. I Like light up with her boyfriend. When we were 
sunbathing, then we Beautiful and prelstivye. When I was 
sunbathing, the legs became dark like a friend who has dark 
legs. I also have dark arm, leg, trunk, nose, ears and other 
members. Light needed on the beach - it is wise and clever 
.(...) 

I like most about swimming. Doing it better, too, and
always with friends. When I'm floating then I prelstivo and 
damp but lovingly and sweetly and fish. Yes, fish can often be 
seen. When I swam in the sea had seen fish such as carp, pike, 
Karasik jellyfish, oysters, clams and other chudinki. They were 
responsive and prelstivo in water. Each also sees the fish. But 
a lot of fish we do not seen, that is a shark, whale and other 
marine cattle. Me and a friend do not see a large sea of 
​​cattle. A friend loves to swim. Especially we like when we 
have wet and damp stomach and torso, too, and heads and all 
members. That we love and prelstivo. Our People writer wrote 
that "the sea all prelstivo and fun, there can be piss and get 
wet panties and frantic and lovingly it all in revenge . I 
agree with that. Especially best in the Soviet sea and ocean. 
Like all Soviet water, especially Lenin. He praised them. And I 
and friends and the entire Soviet people that rejoiced. I 
fondly Summer Holiday features of Soviet sea.


            "With a friend to shop '
               (Home account)

When my friend and I walked in it was warm and dry and
prelstivo. We walked to our lyubivny store. It is good because
there can be many. This is a very convenient place for 
pokupleniya. Especially foods there is taste and soft. Of the 
product can be enjoy and have a very tasty and prihvostaty food 
and sit ublyudoy and rejoice that we can be satisfied and 
digested in the stomach all the food and admire the fact that 
it does not hurt gut and another member. First we went to the 
store written. There we saw prelstivy fence and about him have 
enjoyed. Bought the fence and went bravely and sweetly on the 
gate of leukemia plastuvyrya and bought too, plunging a proud 
Look into the product. Have been naslazheneva goods from us. 

When they came to love our shop then met many others and
sweet pedigoga from the institute. All budizdorovalis. In Store
We had one bottle, a lot of milk, bread, zhopku, poridzh, coca,
pickled foods, dried grizzly, Karasik and other vegetables.
Zatavarivayashisya we are entitled to their farms to the store. 
That is was another zipla. In durom store was raznovoobrazely 
pieces! In There we were - a warmer, two kipyatikala one 
sakritat, tea utensils and other equipment, raskidushka and 
eight Georgians, and more vacuum cleaner or a bar of soap. We 
rejoice with all of this to bald. Late sewn home we cooked food 
from the food and other cheered for his services.


             "My friend"

I have a good friend. He is a man. My friend name is good. We
with him amicably shit. He is my loving ally and
ally. My friend is a good gentleman. We do not quarrel with 
him. He never hit me with a stick or string. I rejoice when he

loves me. A friend and I'm dreaming a lot. As a child, like
fuck a cow or bull in the village. But then we decided to go to
institutions. My friend is a big handsome man. Front of his face
beautiful and kind eyes. Feet dark handsome and gentle as the 
hands. Friend was not involved in bad things or smokes nor 
drinks. Me and a friend love gostevanie. He is our holiday. 
Away we love to sing and suffer. Time was cheerful and warm. I 
love my friend sometimes doing together. We were warm and cozy 
together. After the deed here we said goodbye and did not 
involved. But I remain to him love one another.


           My lyubivnoe occupation "

I have lyubivnoe employment in large numbers. It is I S THE
work. This is a great status and occupation. All eventually 
glorify labor. And this is me vdyhnavlyaet and rejoice. Labor 
hard work has glory in the world. Lyubivny my work is good with 
his hands. For example One afternoon I was cutting the rope. 
But the cut end of the finger. Despite in terrible pain and 
dushivydirayuschy I fell off the ear and in turn rejoiced 
because the finger survived, and the great, glorious work was 
completed efficiently and wisely. In addition to the skilful 
hands I Love cook. I especially like to cook. Sometimes I cook

food, milk, crumble, sardel, sosisiski, burgers, zhopku, candy
and other FOOD. All I feel a great cook. But I'm humble but
prelstivy vozradayus and pleasure.

There is another work than skilled hands and the cook is to 
learn. I uchitsa well, my loving subject is the Russian 
language. I told them proud. He told me prelstivy and love as a 
mom and pop. All of his praise, and wrote the works of Soviet, 
especially Lenin. I therefore too proud.


The whole work is the glory! All labor proud! Our great poet 
wrote, that "the work we love and glory and we give them 
proudly, and kissing him the heel of another member as a thank 
you for bread, water and soap! "More like the great Soviet and 
Russian writer, too Leny V. wrote almost the same myself. The 
entire Soviet people that proud of and glorifies the line 
memory Labor and Lenin to expensive and lyuboveni worship. And 
I'm too proud and glad. My lyubivnoe occupation reflects 
well-known World product of Glory - Party! Glory - Lenin! Glory 
- Work! " 

             "My favorite writer"

Many think that I am a bad reader but who think that way is 
wrong and went because I was - a faithful reader and nice. 
Because I GIVEN the reader, I have a writer who has all

loved. I'm well read a lot and loved a quote from the famous and
well-known writers. On reading the poet wrote: "Read all 
lovingly and funny, all the readers especially the great and 
glorious Socialist and the vernacular. But woe to befall the 
lazy capitalist readers because they are not readers of popular

and they know every petty! . I and the entire Soviet people 
with this agreed. But these thoughts are wise can not compare 
with the thoughts of my favorite writer, expensive and nice 
teacher great leader and fighter for the cause of the workers 
and peasants in particular, glorious Communist and osnavatel 
Powers - Pushkin AS He wrote almost as nice and true verse as 
our poet People who wrote: "The wonderful day appeared 
sotsialestichesky orientation, and all rejoiced. "Pushkin wrote 
almost the same:" I I remember a wonderful moment for me was 
you. "He has good wrote about the man who suffers from a 
capitalist society and compares it with the horse, who was 
suffering from a cold winter bourgeois exploitation and sticks 
that is, this verse begins as follows: "Once in the icy winter 
time I was out of the woods a hard frost! . It was just a 
brilliant writer. 

But my greatest writer who love to everyone in the world and me
Pushkin's more it is - a great Lenin, VI He - nice genius
literature, the great sage and wise man, love the Communist and
Founder, warm and soft and gentle person and a sweet guy
teacher! I do it while respecting and marveled over the 
brilliant work of the writer. I have read many books of his. 
They are all very interesting and There are many exciting 
adventures and thoughts of the wise and great Hero! And I agree 
that Lenin - The Party!, And I'm proud of it. Lenin wrote many 
times, "Uchitsa, uchitsa, uchitsa" and I have done and also 
proud. It is great because that built the Soviet prelstivy 
Society, and was glad to bald. For this it all while respecting 
and build a mausoleum! My favorite writer Lenin VI I like and

lyubivny me dank. I - proud!



              THE * END

P.S: Ugh! Already tired of typing! But labor hard work has
glory in the world! Though I live in Moscow but the first time 
I saw it from St. Petersburg newspaper. Hmm ... The great 
leader, a nice teacher Pushkin ... Berozy and pesy, zhopka and 
poridzh ... And with love else they're having fun ... In 
yields! Yes, long ago I do not laughed. I hope that you enjoyed 
it!