Nicron #43 17 июля 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

(R) DEL


   Colonel calls up the lieutenant tells him: "Bring me

   water "and gives him a glass. Lieutenant sootvessno, calls

   soldier gave him a glass and sent to fetch water. Well

   Soldier in scrap shove, he turns up the glass

   down and said the lieutenant: "Comrade. Lieutenant, I can 
not - here 

   the top is sealed. "Lieutenant takes a glass and examines it 
and 

   pensive way: "It is strange, and bottom do not have ..."


   Sitting Wolf, Fox and Tsiplenok - Wolf, what do you sit?

   - In wet - bararana lifted. And you? - Well, I too

   - Chicken. I Tsiplenok you for what? - I'm political.

   - It's like this? - Yes, a pioneer in the ass pecked.


   Is an element of the night subj, look in the bushes 4 feet 
and 

   Sounds typical of coitus. Shined his flashlight - and

   exactly. It: - And what are you doing here? Man: - Why, with

   wife fuck. Cop: - XM. And I think b @ # $ b. Man: - I

   thought so, until you shined the flashlight does not.


   The train stops at the station and it includes two

   Granny and start all offer to buy from them yaits.Odin

   Colonel succumb to provocations, and agrees, but when

   he saw them, he gives the phrase: "Something you have them

   small and dirty. "Then a granny cries the other through

   the whole car: "Mary let the rag, wipe the egg, Colonel."


   Went blind with a dog in a supermarket takes the dog for

   tail and begins to twist ... runs up to him and the 
saleswoman 

   asks "What are you doing, Mr. ... "Yes I do, I look

   what you have here is ....


   In the study gozbezopasnosti goes partnership meeting. 
Secretary 

   party committee performs with a fiery speech on that now

   turning point adjustment glastnosti and encourages

   colleagues actively and more critically tabled in

   thorny questions. Inspired by the eloquence of the party 
organizer, with 

   place podnimaetsya young leytinant: - "Comrades!

   Pent up already, can not be silent! How long can a wife and 
mother-in-law 

   genirala will use a company car for travel

   shopping for their own purposes?! The next day

   leytinanta summoned geniral: - I

   enjoyed your presentation at the meeting yesterday. I see

   you-bezkompromissny person, honest and direct nature.

   I think that you deserve a promotion. We decided to

   send you to Uruguay, where our resident awake.

   Leytinant pale, stammering, explains that

   him, they say, the young wife that he finally knows

   tamoshnego language. - Speaking of language, Comrade 
leytinant ... 

   According to legend, you'll deaf, so the language we will

   cut out more here to see prices.


   And here's more: we are on the Russian language lessons were

   complex (or composite?) word (class, perhaps 6?).

   Teacher: - What are words made up word

   "Refractory"? Pupil: - Hard melting ...


   Rzhevskii dancing at the ball. Lady: - Porutchik, guess

   riddle: a big, black, on which the eggs are beaten - that

   This? - Col. - What you Porutchik, it's skororodka! -

   As, x # $ m of the pan:-O? Orppriginalno sir ....


   - Porudchik, otzadayte riddle: A small, mohnatenky in

   sex gap - sniffing ... - X ^ @-c. Queen - bang into a swoon.

   Rzhevskii explains someone came to the rescue: they say, put 
forth 

   she told me a riddle - a small, mohnatenky in sex gap

   sniffing, so I gororyu it x '@, and it is something to swoon

   flopped. - Uh, well, fool you, Porutchik. The same

   mouse. - What, a mouse, and n'%$%^? Orppriginalno-c ...


   - Fellow student, what are you doing? - Write your

   lecture. - And I thought, studying the influence of the 
Northern Lights on 

   sperm of young deer, b # I.


   Vova returned from school and tells his father: "Dad, we

   Today in class pussy was measured, so I had the longest

   was. Why not? "- Yes, because you 27 years old Vova!