DonNews #18 11 декабря 2002

911 - Assistance in Criminal Grandfather passage.

           CRIME SANTA CLAUS 1

         ETC Hackers Group, 1995

(C) D. Ivanishchev, Y. Repnikov, A. Sharmanov
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     Tells you about the interesting
Adventures of Santa Claus who has fallen into
Fairyland.


     Grandpa did not immediately understand what happened to him
happened and where he found himself.
Clarification of this issue, he left for
then, and until decided to explore
terrain, so to speak.


     A little to the east, he saw
shop and decided to go into it. But since
pockets were empty, then negotiate with
intractable watchman and gruschikom in
one person, nor to no avail. A
attempt to pull off the mask failed
vigilant keeper was alert. Okay,
Granddaddy decided and moved on.


     Immediately struck a house nearby. Well, he
decided to knock once, twice,
Three ... Nobody decided to grandfather and decided to go
insolently. As he thought there was nobody
it turned out, but in one corner lay some
box. Curious Grandfather Frost has decided to
explore it, and there was a ball
dress. Not long I think he decided to grab
it with him.


     And as it turned out not in vain. Having more
further, he saw a sad girl. Asking
Why is she so sad she said
that she had to go to the ball, and she does not
appropriate dress. Well, my grandfather and decided to
give her a dress, something he is not wanted.
The girl thanked our grandfather, and gave
him money. Granddaddy first shown as refused, but then all well 
received. 


     Then he ran to the store to buy
mask. After paying the money and took the mask, he
noticed more and scissors lying
offing. But they were not allowed to take him,
supposedly paid only for the mask, take it and
piss off.


     Coming out of the store's grandfather discovered the 
itching, you did not notice before. On his face

ran a sinister smirk, not
bode well for
shop. Bag was small and had
the time to put a mask and take the itch. He
re-entered the store and went to the keeper,
that our grandfather has to be fed.
Going closer to him grandfather threw itching, and
while the watchman was sedated,
quickly grabbed the scissors and drapanul
quickly. Ran from the store, he barely
his breath. After seeing the bag, he came to
the conclusion that he was overly too small, and it would be 
necessary cut it and make povmestitelney.

Taking immediately the mask, he went back to
east.


     Passing the girl who
for some reason continued to stand next to
lantern and was in no hurry to try updating, grandfather
went to church. There's walking saint
father, and at the church lay the ax. Well, my grandfather
decided to talk with him, maybe he ax
give, and then the mind is not sopresh. But he
balked, saying he needed me most. A
grandfather gave a hook. "What he told me?"
Thought the old man. But still picked up, for sure
useful.


     Went on. Here nearby noticed
millitsionera standing next to
Deputy cottage. Yeah, I thought my grandfather, and that's
Mask will fit. And somehow pulled on face
mask grandfather calmly walked past the experiment,
which is not even noticed him much
attention, awarding only close
a passing glance.


     Going even further grandfather saw the house
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and decided to go
visit them. As it turned out, house gnomes
did not - went to Africa for diamonds. Here
grandfather saw that hangs over each bed
by Kirk. And how would I get one? Thought
grandfather, and asked him to bring Snow White
to drink, saying in his mouth went dry. Well, until she
went to our grandfather not wasting any -
grabbed a pick and Shasta exit. Farther
east path was blocked by some
snowman. And for a moment it seemed that his grandfather
still alive. Galyuny - has decided to grandfather, and went
ago.


     Passing the priest grandfather again
begged him to lend him the ax, but
that in any, he needs me, he said.
Okay, # $% 'with you.


     When he reached the place where he appeared grandfather
decided to sit down and otdoh-nut. Yes, at the same time
think about what to do next. Having estimated, it
I decided to go west.


     However far he could not go.
Frozen River blocked the path. Our grandfather did not
fool, I decided to check the ice on the strength and
threw back the stone, which is picked up by
way. So there is - the ice broke. At the same time
and releasing the timber. Here's grandfather poraskinul
brains, and decided that a log can be
drag to the priest, can then ax
give up. Quick erecting hook, he
pulled logs to the shore. However, no such
and it is heavy, one is completely dragged thought
he dragged it to a log church. Barely,
Somehow he managed it.


     The priest listened to our proposal
grandfather, that he he cut wood, and that he
for it will give the ax, and believed him. Here our
grandfather again figured what grub -
ax is already at hand. However, beside
priest, he noticed a bundle,
a large bundle. And the priest as a
Strangely enough, one might even say slyly at him
looked. And, okay, so be it, narublyu
his firewood. And with this thought, he began
ax. Converting logs into firewood, the priest gave his 
grandfather an ax, and yet some carpet. And it was he who was

minimized. After giving my grandfather a carpet, the priest left
the church and awarded his grandfather leer.
After resting our grandfather looked at the ax and saw
that he zatupel. "That's Crafty" - thought
he took the carpet, went further. Wherever
I sharpen an ax? Thought his grandfather on the way to
Snow White's house. And then he observed two
stone, which seemed to be-
designed to sharpen critical
subjects. Something like sharpened hatchet, old man
went back to the river, with the help of
ax, there can be and build a raft.
Took a fancy to a Christmas tree not far from the coast
grandfather felled her, "Why, there's not a raft, then the 
bridge can be constructed "- and figured his grandfather took

work. Benefit to the adjacent coast hand
apply.


     Crossing the bridge's grandfather came to
suspicious-looking bushes. Threw
branch of the bushes in a flash it to be finished. Well
Well, I decided my grandfather and with a menacing kind of took
More Axe. And began to work
roll up their sleeves. Soon from the bushes did not
left, and indeed from the ax, too. Well
Okay, to hell with it, with a hatchet, perhaps as
anything without a bypass it, he thought his grandfather and
went on.


     Descended from a small obryvchika he
met some recluse. Right of
He had a stroke, but to go there
our grandfather could not - blown off as
cute. But somehow there may be
pass, I thought my grandfather and asked this
question to the hermit. That something
mumbled a verse from
whose grandfather knew that he must himself
guess what it is necessary to give to
he ran it into the cave. None of the
that he had not picked up a hermit.
What does he want? Once again, he thought his grandfather
and went back. When he reached the strange
area, which still seemed
grandfather strange old man noticed that in some places
instead of land some stone slabs.
Taking out a pick dolbanul grandfather, that is urine
on them ... And no wonder they split
and grandfather fell in the cave. Looking around, he
saw a strange creature and began
offering him different things, that nothing
was necessary, he finally tried to give him
stone, and he took it, but still
thanks. They say, "Thank you, I stones
Love for lunch. "Then this, so to speak,
kamneed pointerisovalsya what it is you're so
sad? - Why, do not get out of the cave
I, - said Santa Claus. - It does not matter -
kamneed says - I'll bear. - And
these words he picked up his grandfather and
evaporated.


     Rubbing his eyes, his grandfather discovered that
is in a strange room. Here
Suddenly his thoughts whirled, whirled, and
swept some thoughts: Varkala ...
Slithy shorki ...". "What is it I?" -
thought again and grandfather, shook himself, and began
inspect the premises in which there was.
It was kind of a room with a hole in
ceiling. Of furniture there was not a lot,
some sort of a mirror and nightstand. Near the mirror
lay an object. Picking up his grandfather
and could not understand what it is, but
Okay, maybe useful. And shoved it into the
bag. "What else to do," - thought his grandfather
and wanted to jump on the shelf, driven into the
wall. However, she was slippery and he
all the time with it slipping off. After
another failed attempt, he finally
decided to rest, but at the same time and put himself
in order. Approaching the mirror, he noticed
some obscure inscription on a non-Russian
language.


     "JABBERWOCKY", - muttered the old man and his
legs ceased to obey him and went straight
in the mirror, well, he followed them.


     Oddly, but in the mirror he did not
crashed, and went through. Miracles, and
only! Marveled at his grandfather, and he realized that he was 
in the same room, but on the contrary. And once again saw

subject which has already taken here, but before
as entered in the mirror. But taking it,
felt that this very warm, but the
was very cold. And, okay,
useful, I decided my grandfather tried to jump
to this ill-fated regiment on the wall ... it
He did it!


     Zaprygnuv to the ceiling, he
put his hand into the hole and not having anything
figure, it was sucked back, throwing
then into a clearing, where he was.
Did not understand, he went to the house
Snow White, maybe there is still something left.
He forgot that he was there the way is open.


     When he reached the tree he noticed
Christmas toys that are not noticed
earlier. "We need her to lose" - my grandfather and decided to
was already wanted to shake the tree, but
changed his mind, as already very high, it hung. "Another 
broken" - thought his grandfather and podstelil carpet, donated 
by a priest. Holding hands on the trunk, he barely had time to

take away, as they almost primerzli to
him. How to be here? And then he remembered that
picked up a strange thing in a strange
room. Cold, he put, and so
cold, but warm and pulled out. And only
thought how to use it as that
turned into a pair of warm mittens with
heated. Wearing them, he grabbed the barrel and
shook him. Toy slipped and fell on the
carpet, but the mittens, though warm,
primerzli to the trunk. "While the lucky" -
thought my grandfather, and was already wanted to continue
Broken Trail to Snow White, as
recalled the circumstances under which
left the last one, and decided not to spend
time and do not go there.


     "But on the other hand, where else
to go? "- he thought. And in the gorge! There
This recluse, he may try again
Why give? And this thought he went to
way. Approaching him handed him a grandfather
Christmas decorations and he took it! Yes, and
allowed to go into the cave! That's good -
thought my grandfather and Rushed back. And cool
broken off, there was darkness, though vykoli
eyes. Going back to the hermit, his grandfather
said coal lying near it. Probably
ran into the cave, he did not see how
hermit put them there.


     Re-entering the cave he saw an old
skull, well and took it. Then my grandfather went to
farther into the cave and into the Temple. There,
smart enough to put the skull on the altar, he
I heard:

     - You did the right thing. As a reward, I
I give you a staff, but at the beginning of a talk with
my servant.


     Without thinking twice grandfather otpravolsya since.
Snowman. Snowman is not expressly
Located in the conversation, saying only
that in order to take a staff,
must rise to the highest
point of the deepest gorge! AND
Santa Claus sends a cave hermit Stonebruiser ...


     Taking a sledgehammer and break the ice in which
Staff grandfather was just squealed with delight and
matchmakers stick with two hands pressed him to
chest.

     - Now I can proceed unchecked,
enter into any house and take everything that
I want to, - cried Santa Claus, and began wildly
laugh - now no one can
stop me ...


     Suddenly, screams and wild laughter grandfather
interrupted as he sounded in the distance
siren police car. "We need to cut
this place, but then you never know. Where
would I go now? "- Thought Dead
Claus, coming from the cave ...