Optron #07 13 февраля 1998

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Lvivski jokes - 10 rules after receiving a job (in Ukrainian).

            Lvivski jokes



(C) Ranger


    10 Vipravdan pislya zapiznennya on

                  robot


  1. I pobachiv, yak, an old granny
graєtsya for komp'yuterom, dopomig go
їy on nastupny riven.

  2. Translation young divchinu through the bath.

  3. Tsily sores check gazovikiv - Vyahirєva i Chornomirdina.

  4. Zhinka contrived to spin, Ale Fahmy
injected charivnim spindle i fell asleep, and
snidanku something dumb! Usi way pereprobuvav
dwellers rozbuditi її, Pokey did not zdogadavsya potsiluvati, 
and an hour-then bye-bye! 

  5. Sogodni nadto pizno vidkrivsya shifoner have yakomu 
perevazhno I'm spending the night. 

  6. Menezes broke. Yshov on the robot, four
show their: "Yak tvoє prizvische?" Well, I zrozumilo, your 
prizvische saying. Well stink mene i beat Dovga beaten. I vzhe 
i asks Movlyav shvidshe, hloptsi, the robot Movlyav, 
zapiznyuyusya and stink niyak, Godin three mene clobber ... 

  7. Urantsi zatelefonuvali four nevidomih i said scho on the 
robot requires not on 9.00, and at 10.00. Axis I first popavsya.


  8. Beeley is a friend spochatku Yogo chief. That axle vin, y 
koridori stoїt ... 

  9. Mene vikrali inoplanetyani i tilki-but
at a time vidpustili on p'yat hvilin poperediti kerivnitstvo.

  10. Ishla on the sidewalk, not nikogo Rukh.
Pid'їhala inomarka, vistribnuli dvoє y
nintendo tails, put to the throat plyashku
shampanskogo, potim mouth zalipili ikroyu,
zav'yazali hand bouquet kvitiv, put in
machine i povilno-povilno dovezli to robots.

  P.S.

  11. Shuka nova robot.