Move #01 09 января 1997

Test - As from the coming year?

                  TEST

(C) Boroda


     That from the coming year?


    Year 1997 - the year the Red Bull ... Already
A few days later, as he arrived. For
These days, I hope your face regained its
natural color, eyes shine on
overflowing happiness, not from one
kind of bottles of 0.5 liters. If
positive aspects to which I
hinted that have already happened - it means the most
time to think about the future, that
awaits you in the coming 1997.

    You all are well known expression:
"How to celebrate New Year's - so it and
spend. "From this axiom are even
most inveterate nihilists are completely
ignore the black cats and evil aunts with
empty buckets. I recommend you
consciously treat people's wisdom
dear readers "Move". Try
to answer the tricky
test questions on the first morning of New Year
(Or at least the first month) in order to learn
advance "that the coming year promises to you."
So ...

1. Have you met the New Year:
a) at the table, b) under the table, c) under the gun
pistol, d) at an angle of 40 degrees, q)
under the wing of an airplane, e) under someone
than anything else.
2. Under the tree you are, happily surprised,
found: a) pyanuyu in the ass with Snow White
tracks Santa Claus on the back, b)
stuck frost boots policeman
(It was near the Palais des Sports), c)
porpoise, which you put it like
gift, r) itself, because hooked
for the garland and suddenly fell, q)
holiday decoration packaging
"Tampax", e) anything (anyone) else.
3. When the president finished
congratulatory speech, you will: a) with relief
sighed, and b) with voltage yawn, c) with
satisfaction fell asleep, i) anything
more ... 
4. Under the new year, you make come true: a) that all
children to study well, and b) that the "Milky Way"
finally bellowed, and c) to Pugacheva
threw no longer young Kirkorov and went to
the full power of youth and Rodion Gazmanov.
5. On New Year's you dressed up: a)
a policeman, to death frightened
with the neighbor-samogonschitsu, b) Claudia
Slate and the whole evening eating only one
sour yogurt, a) cheerful
a dog and a long time could not break away from
"Pedigripala, r) ​​do not remember, but my mom
then something tedious shouting of the flawed
suit.
6. In the New Year's Eve you first
called and congratulated the New Year: a)
best friend, whose wife was surprised and
asked: "Did not you Peter?", b)
former mistress, ran into
yelled into the phone: "So it's you,
skatyna! ", husband of Georgian nationality,
c) Andrei Gubin and long excited
crying into the receiver, r) to itself and does
could not understand why all the time busy
d) none who did not get called up and abused
Telephone Exchange, fell asleep right at the
phone.


    For each option, "and" write to your
by 5 points, with the "B" 3 points, for
"C", "r", "e" and "e" for 2 points and
Summarize points earned:

    From 25 to 30 points. Specify details
their behavior in the New Year's Eve in a more
sober friends, and test again.

    From 15 to 25 points. The entire 97-th year
will be held for you and festive fun. You
become familiar with luxurious blonde /
broad-brunette:), exit at
holidays in America and will bring out
New CDs "RMB".

    From 12 to 15 points. And why are you only
were taken for this stupid test? So:
1997 you will have to be extremely
repulsive. You get off the bow-legged
brunette narrow-shouldered blond -:)
take a trip with her (him) and his (her) tedious
younger sister for a vacation in Orsha, where
Bring bought cheap new
Magazine "Simons International.

  That's how it ...


          Predicting the future leading

          heromand "ZX-ELEMENT" and - Boroda

          3.01.96 15.45-16.40

P.S. Maybe I messed up and then ...