Nicron #06 07 ноября 1996

Samizdat - the play "How trezveyut SysOp-s", Savin Boris.

(C) MDF HACKER.



           How trezveyut SysOp-s


    (Pessa in 2 asexual acts for SysOp-a with a modem)

               First act

Actors: SysOp, user, modem, A cat, a parrot.
Time of action: 3.16 (am)
Venue: Flat SysOp-a (studio)


Asleep on the couch SysOp, and his cat on the modem (see 
duration). Modem blinking lights and displays a series of 
sounds, leaving no doubt that the next user is SysOp-a to fir.

Large parrot sitting in a cage covered with a doormat,
quite accurately reproduces the sound, which also leaves
doubt that he could hear it at night is not the first time. Cat
yawning peel off from the warm modem and moves on no less warm
monitor the path of knocking down the tail of the drunk on the 
eve of bottles system unit. Produced by a computer, a modem, a 
cat, Parrot and pounding sounds of bottles, make SysOp-a

wake up, razlepit eyes, sit on the couch and stare at
monitor. He was particularly interested in the reason for the 
unknown a person could wake him, and thereby hasten

state, is popularly referred to as the terrible word "hangover".

Parrot: pr-p-Rosny pig! User-p-r p-rr-ishel!
SysOp: Shut up bitch ...
Parrot: Ter-p-rpenie! Only those p-rpenie!
SysOp: Right now water shells!
Parrot: Moder-p-operator will call! Only beer!
SysOp: Well, the jackal! toko where you picked up these words!

         Not from me yet ...
Parrot: Chat! glitch! tr-rr-ratsybatski!
SysOp: What's that for a word?
Parrot: Trace Back! Press reset!! You have a twit!!!
SysOp (pouring half a bucket of water on the parrot):

      For rotten markets respond!
Parrot: @ # $!
Cat: Sh-sh-sh-sh!
SysOp: Everything! Shut up both of them! I talk to users will 
... Under "Reason call" means "glitches". SysOp presses the 
reset SysOp: And what kind of glitches that can not be patient 
until morning? User: Here in the description file is written: 
"Gamez" 

      but should be: "Geymsy!
SysOp: This is a bug?
User: What is it then?
SysOp:#$!!! And because of this, you woke me up at 3 am? :-[[[
User: What are you, sleeping?
SysOp: No! just lying! Or do you think that the SysOp s do not 
sleep! " User: I thought they were sleeping during the day ...

SysOp: And when they work? From your bread and butter will not 
wait! Users: What are you still eating?

SysOp: No! I snack!
Parrot: snack right! Drink less than necessary!

With eerie mat and press Enter SysOp goes on the couch
back to bed. However, in this blissful state, he dwells
long since modem back issues described above sounds.

SysOp: "#;!% $ @ # $% ^'*@! Goats!
Parrot: Sam goat! the beer ...
SysOp: No! No beer! I'll Shas, Satan, bathed in the toilet!
Parrot: NO CAR-R-R-RIER ...
Cat: Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh!
SysOp: We got both! Silent when the SysOp to spruce climbs!
And you, the green, if you will arm croak - zakus to go.
Parrot: I am leaving, leaving, leaving ...
The heated squabble with small home skotinkoy, SysOp
comes in a totally unhealthy excitement and presses Alt + C.
SysOp: Well, what else is there? "
User: I was thinking that, if you still have

       not sleeping, ask ...
SysOp: In short, Sklifasovsky!
User: Well ... You have written that you need to fill in

       description "Blyuvavy?
SysOp: Written.
User: What is "Blyuvava?
SysOp: my E! a Blue Wave!
User: What do I do if such a thing I do not have?
SysOp: And for that you raised me up again?
User: Should I know ...
SysOp: So true. If this is you do not, you get me

       si-dos 1.10, and always in Russian!

       Then I'll just Level risen!
User: I'll try to get ...
SysOp: Hush! In terms Bye!
User: Bye!!!


                    Savin Boris
                    (C) Word by MDF HACKER.