MSD #05 31 июля 1999

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

        Hey pipl, install the drive, 3'5 "it's cool.



                           Jokes:



                         MY POLICE ...

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1. In Moscow, the grandmother is coming to it:

    - My dear, how to get to the Tretyakov haberdashery?

    - Yes I am, Grandma, I do not local. I only know that the 
keeper of Borodino sawmill. 

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2. On Red Square Jew clings to it:

    - Tell me please, why such a high Kremlin wall?

   A cop with a jeer:

    - And to every scum not climbed.

    - And tell me there or there?

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3. In the subway at the final inspection element enters the car 
and sees Some guy zakemaril and the book lying on the floor. 
Picked up a book, reads on the cover of Landau. Field Theory. 
"Shouted: - Hey! Agronomist! Get up, of course! 

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4. - Hey, cop, as the restaurant "Tbilisi" to drive?

   - The second left turn. And for the "Cops"

   - In three ways.

   - Only a gold coin.

   - Delivery no.

   - "Cops," "Cops" and the ruble - "goat."

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5. Man stands on the Red ploschali and / * write * /. Runs
element:

   - Fast - gold coin and quickly unwound.

   A guy takes out a quadruple:

   - Keep the change. I'm here Wait a / * crap * / I am.

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6. - Get up. Get up, drunk face!

   - Hey, Captain, where was I?

   - Do Pokrovsky Gates.

   - Shut them to @ # $! I thought, from whence it blows.

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7. Caught in mentovku Hare and Wolf from the Disney version. 
Sit in Bullpen.


   The door opens, and beavers are entered broke a drunken 
camel. 

   Wolf: - Oh, Wait a us / * beat * / will be.

   Hare: - Where are you from?

   Wolf: - See how a horse of @ # Doha.

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8. Went Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka by car on the 
environment. By road Cheburashka Gena persuaded to steer and 
hit a tree. Traffic cop appears:


   - Citizen Crocodile pred'yavite law and remove the steering 
wheel, not it should be.


   - It's - not Srul. This - Cheburashka!

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