MSD #03 12 июня 1999

Юмор

Humor - a compilation of anecdotes.

                         Jokes:


 The girl's father yells at the young man from whom she was 
pregnant: - You marry my daughter or not?

- How do I have a choice?

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- Comrade policeman, and walk along this street is not 
dangerous? - It would be dangerous, I would not go here.


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 Exam ctudentka valitcya forever.
It is worth to the crowd outside the door and thinks her rescue.
Finally, in the audience vryvaetcya guy and yells:
 - Ivanova, you cyn rodilcya!

  Well, teaching her ectectvenno, congratulates, ctavit 
assessment racpicyvaetcya ... 

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  The lesson of military training.
Military director:
- Petrov! What made the muzzle?
- Of iron.
Military director (looks in the book): - Right!
- Ivanov! What made the trigger?
- Of iron.
Military director (looks in the book): - Right!
- Sidorov! What made fly?
- Of iron.
Military director: - E-oh, you - (looking into a book)
- From the same material!

 In the next issue:
Some shemki and some thoughts.