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MSD #03
12 июня 1999 |
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Humor - a compilation of anecdotes.
Jokes:
The girl's father yells at the young man from whom she was
pregnant: - You marry my daughter or not?
- How do I have a choice?
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- Comrade policeman, and walk along this street is not
dangerous? - It would be dangerous, I would not go here.
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Exam ctudentka valitcya forever.
It is worth to the crowd outside the door and thinks her rescue.
Finally, in the audience vryvaetcya guy and yells:
- Ivanova, you cyn rodilcya!
Well, teaching her ectectvenno, congratulates, ctavit
assessment racpicyvaetcya ...
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The lesson of military training.
Military director:
- Petrov! What made the muzzle?
- Of iron.
Military director (looks in the book): - Right!
- Ivanov! What made the trigger?
- Of iron.
Military director (looks in the book): - Right!
- Sidorov! What made fly?
- Of iron.
Military director: - E-oh, you - (looking into a book)
- From the same material!
In the next issue:
Some shemki and some thoughts.
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