|
MSD #02
15 мая 1999 |
|
Jokes - a compilation of anecdotes.
Jokes:
The letter, which was found in a bottle in the ocean: "Am at
uninhabited island. "No stores, no cars, no smog
no noise. May you all there burst with envy! "
*
- Your profession is the defendant?
- Acrobat, your honor.
- Protection, close the window!
*
Riddle:
"My husband grandmother, but not her grandfather."
Otgadka:
"Philip."
*
In the coupe going boy and girl. Youth
says: "Girl, I want you"
- And I'm afraid of you.
- But the girl I want you!
- And I'm afraid of you!
... The next morning they go together
the train, and the young man says:
- And still I want you.
- You like me because I was afraid of you.
*
The husband comes home and opening the door sees a naked man
gladyaschego pants. Walking into the kitchen saw the second in
a bathroom and the kitchen third frying eggs. In a rage, he
runs into the bedroom, shouting: -Wife! What is it?
-Well, to begin again reproaches ... suspect ...
*
Two elderly ladies sitting in the park and knit. One says:
"If one of us dies, I'll be very upset."
*
The young man went for the girl. Her mother says:
- Please do not delay.
At that the young man replied:
- Do not worry, your daughter is eleven to be in bed!
Other articles:
Similar articles:
В этот день... 1 April
Info Guide #13,
ACNews #50,
Avro News #01,
ACNews #47,
ACNews #40,
ACNews #29,
Black Metall #01,
ACNews #16,
Adventurer #13,
Polesse #19,
Subliminal Extacy #03,
ZX Pilot #37,
Always #03,
Born Dead #0G,
Odyssey paper #08,
Optron #26,
City #08,
Zodiac #02,
Polesse #05,
Nicron #108,
X-Magazine #10,
Nicron #82,
Energy #01,
Sorrow News #03,
Sorrow News #02,
Proton #27,
Think #08,
Wallpaper #01,
Spectrum Progress #03,
Spectrum Expert #02,
Micro #01,
X-Files #02,
Gorodok #05,
Deja Vu #04,
Anecdotes #01,
X-Files #02,
Maximum #35,
Impulse #01,
Spectrofun #01,
Faultless #07,
Breeze #06,
Nicron #27,
Echo #03,
Oberon #01,
Spectrofon #19,
On-Line #30,
Sinclair Town #01,
Sinclair Classic #04,
Spectrofon #04