MSD #02 15 мая 1999

Юмор

Jokes - a compilation of anecdotes.

                       Jokes:


The letter, which was found in a bottle in the ocean: "Am at
uninhabited island. "No stores, no cars, no smog
no noise. May you all there burst with envy! "

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 - Your profession is the defendant?

   - Acrobat, your honor.

   - Protection, close the window!

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Riddle:

    "My husband grandmother, but not her grandfather."
Otgadka:

    "Philip."

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      In the coupe going boy and girl. Youth
 says: "Girl, I want you"

  - And I'm afraid of you.

  - But the girl I want you!

  - And I'm afraid of you!

  ... The next morning they go together
 the train, and the young man says:

  - And still I want you.

  - You like me because I was afraid of you.

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  The husband comes home and opening the door sees a naked man 
gladyaschego pants. Walking into the kitchen saw the second in 
a bathroom and the kitchen third frying eggs. In a rage, he 
runs into the bedroom, shouting:  -Wife! What is it?

 -Well, to begin again reproaches ... suspect ...

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 Two elderly ladies sitting in the park and knit. One says:
 "If one of us dies, I'll be very upset."

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 The young man went for the girl. Her mother says:
- Please do not delay.
At that the young man replied:
- Do not worry, your daughter is eleven to be in bed!