IzhNews #02 03 января 2000

Юмор

Popran - laughter is good for health.

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            -= Popran =

(C) RDM

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            LAW sandwiches.


   I dropped a sandwich. Butter side down. AND
Then he remembered the forgotten: a sandwich
should always fall butter side down. And why? The answer 
suggested itself - to blame oil. More scientific assumptions, I 
have not was - the university diploma not a substitute for 
knowledge. 

   But in my butter sandwich lay
thin-thin ... I took a sandwich and
let it fall from a height of five centimeters.
Yes! Oil remained at the top!

   -And if you drop the oil down? -Wise
I asked myself, and continued ekspiriment.

   When I scraped smeared with butter
parquet, the decision went for itself:

   -It is necessary to gradually increase the height and
just drop the oil up!

   With a height of ten inches sandwich
fell clean side.

   -Great! - Nevlono I cried, and recorded the result of 
experience in a notebook. 

   Pyatnadtsatisantimetrovuyu height sandwich confidently 
overcame and clearly lay down on the clean side. 

   Forty-inch sandwich roll with a marked fall, fell to the 
edge, and hesitated, still lay not in oil. 

   -There comes a critical moment! - Rubbing his hands, "I 
whispered. 

   From a height of seventy seven centimeters sandwich fell 
only on the canvas. I dropped it and spread side and an edge, 
but the result remained unchanged. 

   "And if to accelerate? - Whisper
someone in my ear.

   I turned around. Behind stood Grachkin. Judging
in his bated breath, he watched
progress ekspirimenta since its inception.

   -I figured there - the voice Grachkina. - The speed of 
gravity multiplied by the weight of a sandwich ... Let it be 
... 

   Grachkin pounded the keys computer
and we are looking forward to.

   -Okay, colleagues - deputy interrupted us. Head Dobrokashin. 
- Tomorrow, we see again the salary will not give. A working 
day was over, ekspiriment a sandwich will continue tomorrow. 
Whole department ... To all brought on sandwich! Science 
requires sacrifice ... 


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              TOWNS.

   Cleaner with four decades of experience ready
sweep the currency corridor for any money.


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   -What is gerontology?

   -It is a science to extend the suffering of our
Russian pensioners.


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   Yesterday, a resident of Fufyrinska OL
Treschotkina fielded its candidate
her husband, Ivan Treschotkina Anatolevicha for
door.


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   Killed bear's skin is best to divide the mind.


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