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Think #33
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Operation "Geek in Space" - A humorous story.
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OPERATION IN SPACE geek. "
Attempt to reconstruct
(Description of a very old toys -
Year commercials 91 th)
T. Barshcheuski
DOCUMENT N 1. EXPLANATORY INVESTIGATOR
Realizing that my fault that one of
representatives of an alien civilization
was killed and another - a serious injury and have
state the following:
On the detection of extraterrestrial station I put together
Armed with a small detachment was sent for examination thereof,
and where found two geeks. But if the injured geek
persuaded to surrender the gun, then refused to part with
healthy arms.
For humanitarian reasons (spacesuit
the alien has been damaged, and the station
was polurazrushena and stay there was
unsafe) I decided to leave him a pistol (very imperfect
design), and under guard (to avoid
various kinds of confusion) to deliver
it to the commander, who was supposed to take a final decision.
Argue that until a geek was under my supervision anything
illegal, he did not commit.
DOCUMENT N 2. DIARY
Day 1.
Finally I'm in space! Years of study behind! Barely took part
in the expedition - in fact Specialist contacts will not be
particularly need ... And the newcomers here are not
particularly zhaluyut. And I am ashamed to admit it, even on
the moon was not - somehow it did not work.
Day 2.
On the ship for some reason, three cabin boy. Where so many?
For some reason was given weapons. I fired a total ten times -
before the flight, when the credit was taking.
Day 8
Horror! I never would have thought that in our
time it could happen! Paul and crew
Two aliens were killed. One (geek)
indirectly my fault. Ship polurazrushen, the oxygen end. I hope
that help will come from the earth in time. But anyway ...
Well, at least managed to blow up the center. But, in order.
The planet Saraksh optometrist saw a dilapidated space
station. Here something about me and remembered. But, alas, the
information on this the planet is extremely scarce and
contradictory. Yes and the relationship with her is even worse
than with Tagore.
When I saw the first geek (voobscheto it was her, but to
write the same vyroditsa), I terribly frightened - she was
lying as if dead. But waking up, immediately instructed on our
gun. If she wanted us to kill him, then ... My reaction is
worse, and in guys from the team, too (to me were still
pilot and assistant pilot). Barely talked
her doctor to surrender their weapons. Second disarm
failed. Eh, it would be necessary to stun him
and maybe it was not so bad.
But, again, as it stunned if he
constantly "on edge", and we?
Then he started and did the unimaginable. I
always believed that the radiators, so,
tribute to tradition. But when I returned to the regular talks
(oh, how many of them were "I'm not a diplomat in the end!" But
he, too, not to be envied - he was appointed senior assistant
and even tried somehow organize this chaos), almost
Half the crew was to shoot, the rest were not allowed weapons
from the hands and fired without respite. Who were their
teachers? A then there was this stranger. At any other time
would it would be a sensation, and now ... Situation
have not so ruled, that even he
could not do anything. Although, who knows
his intentions?
Imagine the situation - on the ship
constantly being fired upon, the commander orders
No one performs in the hospital a crowd of wounded, in the
wardroom - Legionnaires, the inspector general was killed, and
the ship wandering stranger, and also to achieve something - a
cabin block, then all put to sleep. Delirium any! He should
have forever deprived weapon combat capability. Could in fact!
But did not want to - do so only occasionally. Interestingly,
he humanoid or just pretending? Probably
pretending. Otherwise, where he appeared on the
ship? And where has disappeared? However, who only
on "Prometheus" does not appear! ..
Generally, I am lucky I never had to shoot! A Center? Centre
... Of course, some rumors and earlier reached, but I do not
It seems that all that bad. Total hypnosis. Hellish pain. Yes,
and we are idiots! It was necessary to immediately silence the
transmitter Legionnaires. And we know that? And she was silent?
A Why would she trust us? Legionnaires quietly roam around the
ship, its companion killed. Only when she saw that the crew
split, started work.
Why are asked for help just to
me? I do not know. By the way, as she again turned weapons? And
what she was doing? Gentlemen Legion joke do not like.
That we will be on Earth? Did they explain why we have
decided to senior assistant at it? And if not? Who we are seen
in the wheelhouse? We were alone. The horror of what I think?
DOCUMENT N 3. EXTRACT FROM THE RESOLUTION
SPECIAL COMMISSION ON
PROCEEDINGS INCIDENT
"Geek in Space
Taking into account that the criminal
acts were committed in the heat of passion,
considered sufficient to deprive the specialist
contacts right to bear arms and to prohibit
onomu participate in space missions.
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OPERATION IN SPACE geek "is finished!
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