Think #06 06 февраля 1998

Юмор

Baubles - kids say.

                 Fenichka



 Returning from the guests, Nikita said:
- Grandpa sang a favorite song, and others
it was picked up.


 The house is cut off electricity, and Maxim
Requests to include television.
- Speaker will not speak - no light -
Mama explains.
- And I will light a candle - persuades the kid.


 Mitya peresskazyvaet article from Natural History:
- In the forest, grow mushrooms, berries, they are found
animals.
 Kohl came to the counter with fruit and vegetables, and saw 
the kiwi and asks her mother: - Buy, please, I do egg hairy!



 Dasha ate lots of grapes, why upset stomach. She rose from the 
pot: - Mom, I have a Panasonic!



 Igor in the children's clinic saw a nurse with a big mole on 
his cheek and shouted: - Mom, look what a great doctor

Corn!


- Katya, why have you ears?
- For pillows!
- A pen?
- For a spoon! ..


 Mom sewed sister skirt sun for ballet classes, hung on a chair 
and asked him not to touch her. Already after 5 minutes, Nastia 
swam in a skirt. - Come on, quickly shoot! - Angry mom.

- I - a ballerina! I - a ballerina! - Anastasia cried.
 Not wanting to go to sleep, she could not sit on the potty, 
and older sister Maria laughed: - Hey, ballerina, Come sit on 
the potty, and then shalt night swan lake!



Mom propose a riddle Ace:
- Who is it? Striped horse, runs fast.
- Our father in a vest!