Buzz #01 28 февраля 1997

Rants & Raves - delirium Paracels'a.

(C) Paracels

 Welcome, dear users! Well, finally - you get to my
section called "RANTS 'RAVES". This translates to
"Big words and BREDYATINA. Not bad, huh? In this section you 
will communicate only with me, that is, Paracels'om. Title 
section speaks for itself. In the "RANTS 'RAVES" I will try as 
You can read more and more fun to tell you anything interesting 
as possible. So, get ready for the flow Otpad information ...  
I hope you have enjoyed reading our paper? So, in following her 
release will be constant (as the Boltzmann constant) improved 
interface. In the near future will be sooo Built-in CD-ROM room 
service, SCANNER'a, PAGER'a, XEROX'a, laser Printer firms 
'Hyuled Packard' (I forgot exactly how to spell in English), 
multimedia speakers and the same monitor SYNC MASTER from the 
firm SAMSUNG ELECTRONICS. But that's what! Now write procedure 
of real virtuality is vaaasche Otpad! And most importantly: it 
does not take a time machine! Yes, want to upset the owners of 
128 x wheelbarrows: the whole Bayda will only run in the 48th 
mode, and it does not matter whether you have selected him in 
the 128th menus-integrated TOSTER .. ie TESTER understands this 
and cursed you have bad words in a beautiful digital mode, 
thanks a sound card SOUND LASER, perhaps, is the only pribombas 
accessible 128th car. All the necessary kit work correctly 
newspaper shell you can do yourself by reading the 2367th issue 
of the journal Murzilki and co. " for 1897. This just a small 
list of the changes that will made in a newspaper of the 3000th 
year. Now I would like to pass a few grateful words Velsoft'u, 
Whistlesoft'u and Mikosoft'u ...  Well, druzhbany, you simply 
rock!! Not, in nature! Your gigaaktivnaya activity and prompted 
us (XFHG) to do something interesting. And we decided to make 
you a friendly competition, which I hope you will be only in 
favor. Thank you also for the fact that, if possible, cool 
enriched our meager software market security in Kovrov. We 
shudder to the heart will be waiting for your feedback on our 
paper (and not only) on pages ZX-PILOT'a. K our 
megasozhaleniyu, we can not get all your issues, but we do not 
lose heart ... Yes, DYKSoft eager to participate in your 
competition for luchy virus, but unfortunately not able to due 
to the lack Break games "VIRUS 2. Okay, enough of you to 
praise, and then conceited. All you, C YA! ..

 Soooo ... I have received another news which does not require 
evidence: in Kovrov appeared very sharp deficit, rather, in 
general, complete absence of floppy disk (5.25 "). There is a 
panic-epileptic condition of many USER'ov. The local hospital 
has already received the first victims. Our special group went 
on peshkaruse and with the autopilot turned on to the scene. As 
we found out, the victim suffered a severe moral shock at the 
moment , when he tried frantically (already in the attack) 
audio stuff cassette MC-45-5 in the slot drive. After 
vozvrasheniya our correspondents (except one) have flatly 
refused to tell anything Affected brought the shock of all seen 
and heard. This information we learned from the most selfless 
of our corr.  So that's what is happening in our city ... I and 
the entire edition of our newspaper please conscious USER'ov 
respect the framework of what is permitted. You see, after all, 
hard for us ...  Now I would like to tell you our thoughts about

we all (?) known user'a Ex-Little Codera. Now, as I
became known, it klikuha-Black Cat. Lech, here I want to appeal 
to you personally. You see, Black Cat-it's certainly cool (!) 
but one 'but' does not give me rest. The fact that the user 
with a klikuhoy already have. Just look at the demo of "Kingdom 
Dreams" and understand everything.

 Well, on this, perhaps, all. Hope you had fun reading
all this nonsense (not all, of course, but kind of)! Please 
send your news, reviews, jokes, going infinitely happy. 


                              Sincerely, Alexander (Paracels).