Polesse #13 17 октября 1999

Scribble brain - Mezhlokalnaya smuggling. Treatment plots (from drunkenness, hangovers, hard drinking).

       Karakul BRAIN



   LITERARY AND ARTISTIC CONSTRUCTION

        "MEZHLOKALNAYA Contraband"


(C) CORPORATION "Desert Time"



   Yes, so here. The next world - somehow unnoticed - has begun.
Himself. Yes, and it would be strange to wait for his birthday 
in the form of certain international conventions or 
methodological scheme. Every trace of Peace begins with a 
revival of previous words. Must and n and h e overcome the 
difference between r e m, which will t e m that is - open the 
background of the word. Point to its ambiguity. And here and 
there to dissolve commas. This is our polite but firm refusal 
of the habit of watching only the sound m e n a word, tupenkie 
from time to time. Their usual. Their one-dimensional outer 
surface. It is our intention to get inside the language 
superspace and was relieved to discover that? .. 


        VSESLAV POLOTSK MUSIC AGA-SPHERE

        ---------------- -------------- Sheathed sword in the 
ground cracked forehead flying needle Kashchei, Prince of ours, 
you can water leak? From star to quinoa Prince raises his solar 
panel so it goes through the skull It is not noon - so space is 
on fire! Current Space Water 



   D O G O B O R individuals who are ready to imprecise
being: "You must create inogosudarstvo to follow
expatriates' ...


       ON THE LAWS OF SPACE CAVIAR ...


              VYHLIP Donkey


   With evident pleasure, I will describe here the passing of 
varieties of the world. This is a vital strategy and mutant 
animals, prominent figures of culture and door plates, 
products, tips, tools, and fresh spring star above Moscow. 


      Not everyone will want to become train drivers inside car


       It just so happened that Russia is a perennial disaster


               Ugh, verbanuty you some! ..


    Yes, so here. Words, this is what you do not trifles. This 
substance serious. And yet (this is in fact a paradox!) Sly and 
cheerful, like puppies. 


      Multipolar and MNOGOPOLYARNIKI


               INOMARS-57


    I really love SURFACE IN SIBERIA


   However, diamonds are not granite, and plush velvet cloths
Mishutka. Here, the diamond you're mine, I must ferocious Emery
circles. They are something you and pass occasionally.


   ... Me now your eyes do not wink


              NLONAVTIKA-37


    When the stranger got out of the dish

             One morning it took for the rat

                      At the busy intersection of Stalingrad ...


   That is, among other things, this text - and certainly the 
current Chronicle of event streams. And my own and those - the 
cultural, economic, political, social and asocial.



              DREAMS RECRUITMENT

              ----------- In color space sleepwalking
 I dreamed of children who turn into cats
 And I saw ice cream and onion


         Sky-blue liqueur in a corner cupboard Evening ...


        OBSERVE must be correctly


       Existential Strategies:


  "Mr. C m e n p and m h, and in about a Sufficiency"


         GURU IS YOUR LIFE!

   (Rabbit Rybarenko, "Golden words)


    Beyond Good INOSUSCHESTVO

    ------------------- -------------- Apocalypse fashioned us 
- It closes the eyes and lies  Cleopatra, Fichte, and Himmler's 
lying, shivering little -  Where are you, new avatars? Boiled 
Angel  Look at you, old Himalayas! In the metal plate




        G A R K Y A & E and K and ...


         Internetochka Nezvanova


        ... Let n and I have to!


   Man, it certainly kicks Kent! Here I look at people and 
think. About what? Well, for example, that they are on the one 
hand, there funny and touching, and with another - vile 
creature. What else? Rather be at home.



             And pulled agonizing months of words ...


   Stories:


   "Everything can not go on, I got this freaking nirvana!" -
once thought of Swami sawmill and angrily looked at the 
stopwatch. A purple Sacral still quietly flickered around and

from above came the foolish buzzing.

   There were still three and a half millennia ...


      Gold veins celestials


       Existential Strategies:


  M E D L E N N O N O P Q R I M O


         (My life is you ?!..)


   Yes, so here. On the life strategies. What I do
What do you think? Weapons of mass transformation.


   Dialogues:

- You then just was not enough!
- Wait, now suffice.


   Stories:


   Once Klim Weary was invited to the Society of General 
Berserkova to give lectures. That evening was a meeting of the 
section "Seekers sense."


    Klim, as usual, was brief and extremely concise:

    - The main thing in life is not to strain and relax -
with difficulty he said, and quickly left the conference hall.



            MEDICAL CONSPIRACY

      (From drunkenness, hangovers, binge)

   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(C) MONARCH



             Plots from binge

          ---------------------

   You, the sky, you hear, you, the sky, you see, I want to do 
over body servant of God (name). Maher's body, the liver Taize 
'. The stars you clear, get off the bowl brashnuyu, but in my 
bowl of water from Zagornaya Studentsov.'' Month, you're red, 
go down to my crate, but in my crate no DNA, no tires. Sunny 
you Privolnoye - Come up to my yard and in my yard no people, 
no animals. Stars - uymite slave God (name) of wine per month - 
turn away a servant of God (name) from Wine: sun - silenced the 
servant of God (name) of wine. My word hard.


   Imyarek - the name of a drunkard.

   'Tese - too.

   ''That is, from a mountain stream.


               From alcoholism

             --------------

   In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, Amen. Hops 
and wine, to retreat from a servant of God (name), into the 
dark forest, where people do not go and the horses do not roam, 
and the bird does not fly. 

   In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, Amen. Hops 
and wine, go out for a quick water, on which people do not go 
from a servant of God (Name). Hops and wine, go to the wild 
winds, which range go from a servant of God (name). Come, hops 
and wine for hills and mountains.


   In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, Amen. Hops 
and wine, bind to the dashing man who on God's servant (name) 
famously thinks, to bind those who are not of good will from me 
for ever fuck off. In the name of the Father, Son and Holy 
Spirit, Amen. 


              Insomnia

            ---------------

   Zorya-zoryushka, red girl, she and the queen mother; bright 
month, the stars are clear, take me sleeplessness, 
bezdremotnitsu, polunoshnitsu let sonnitsu, dremotnitsu, night 
bat. Middle of the night Come to me, even though the red girl, 
though her mother the queen and Gather with me and I will bring 
to my accursed by and give me a hand Spassova, Bogoroditsyn 
lock. My angel, archangel, my, save my soul scrapie in my 
heart, the enemy, Satan, give up on me. Cross baptized, cross 
fencing, cross angel appeal, cross the evil one was removed. In 
the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Amen. Know Saints 
sign. 


                 FROM binge

               -----------

   In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Earth are 
you, my mother, command me, servant of God (name), from this 
land to take the good grass zarahil. You, mother earth, in the 
distance, but for me, for male and female slaves, for the 
deprivation of their drunkenness. This servant of God (name) 
all the wine left, can not see, not hear and chustvket, so 
would this servant of God (Name) of the wine did not think his 
eyes are not watching, hearing did not hear their feelings felt 
and ran off with wine. How sick remember, so would vomit wine 
servant of God (name) from now until century. Amen.



        MAN Hangover UMOLVIT

      -----------------------------

   Lord, hops, wild head, not veysya upside down, in veysya
posolon. Under Worg ', and I'll show you do not know where you 
live, up cheese tree he climbed to his sovereign in medvennye 
barrels and beer. As does not lie in the fire, so do not lie on 
this man dashing sayings imyarek. Ashche izopesh cup, to my 
words of these oscillations from me emanated from his servant 
of God (name) a hangover! Mister hop the king sits in his 
kingdom, and you syadi in his place, where he was born.


   'Worg - kochkovatoe swamp, surrounded by dry land. On 
notions of conspiracy, hops (drunkenness) lives in a swamp. 


   Lung you a hangover. ALKASHENKO L.P.



    SEVEN DWARFS SNOW WHITE RAPED

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


   Unlikely to find on earth a little bit civilized man, who 
would not consider myself a connoisseur of Disney myltfilmov. 
They grow up, ychatsya, raising children and even old. But it 
turns out, what he sees on the screen most of us, - Is not all. 
Wags animators often inserted into their creation of something 
that a sily seen any posvyaschennomy, either extremely 
vnimatelnomy or obladayuschemy chereschyp Developed cheloveky 
imagination. 


   All these qualities are in abundance y stydenta from Iowa
Matthew Ford, who in his spare time izycheniya Electronics
moonlights at a local movie theater and video store. Most
in the world he loves, vooryzhivshis modern apparatyroy, to 
seek out all sorts of bloopers in the movies. As a reward, in 
the background the movie "Maverick", which takes place in the 
last century, Matthew considered a modern car, and on the road, 
which were knights of King Artyra in the film "First Knight" - 
a distinct traces of the tires. Neydivitelno that observant 
young man made at the time the opening from which the well-bred

America still can not get over it. Once again, looking
in one hundred thousandth time myltfilm "Aladdin," he yslyshal 
as his the main character suddenly says: "Which pretty boy ... 
Hy-ka quickly undress ..." Happening all at the scene when 
Aladdin flies up on his rug to balkony Princess Jasmine, and 
her faithful tiger pushes him against the railing. Aghast 
Matthew talked about finding dryzyam, and forgot about it. And 
through several months in the American press has finally 
arrived flames real war kotoryyu unleashed, unwittingly, 
corrosive stydent.


   Manufacturers myltyashek called freaks and pedophiles.
Religious organizations demanded a boycott gay cartoon fairy 
tales and to protect the younger generation of noxious 
influence gnysnyh perverts. Pious mother throwing cassettes 
myltfilmami on pomoyky under dryzhny roaring offspring. 

   Zhyrnal "Myvi Hyde" subjected zlopolychny episode myltfilma
thorough computer check. According to official ytverzhdeniyu
Representatives stydii Disney, in fact, the phrase zvychit as 
follows: "What a pretty kitty. Hy-ka quickly ybiraysya here ..."

The first sentence of Aladdin says loudly, the second - barely 
audible. By tomy same, his words overlap vicious tiger roar - 
so that to make out exactly what he said in reality, without 
using electronic technology is virtually impossible. But 
excuses no one has finally arrived slyshal. Animators 
zaslyzhili prochnyyu reputation insidious pornodeltsov. It did 
not help and the conclusion of an authoritative commission of 
"Myvi Hyde," according to kotoromy "in this episode is not 
contain any hidden messages, subliminal vozdeystvyyuschih 
audience. " 

   Mezhdy by scandal flared up. A curious four-year
boy from Lyiziany saw a charming myltfilme "Lion King" sinister 
bykvy "sex", soaring in the sky, and complained mom, who is tyt 
dashed off angry letters to the strict American court. Those 
who want to check his observation must be wait until the last 
quarter of the picture and the scene where the lions Simba 
Pymbaa and Tymon ylyagytsya on a rock to admire the stars 
incline golovy left. When Simba will jump down into vozdyh 
podnimytsya klyby dust, which at a certain percentage of 
fantasy really remind bykvy. Of course, disneevtsy ytverzhdali 
that dust - She and African dust. But they, yvy, nobody 
slyshat. The more that the experts have concluded that it is 
clearly a deliberate shytke hydozhnikov-myltiplikatorov. It is 
no secret that they long ago has finally arrived fun that is 
inserted into some of the shots of their creations rather 
frivolous images are not visible to the viewer. However, with 
nastypleniem era home video of their cute pystyachki become 
increasingly all ydalyat the final assembly - now who ygodno

may at its option to stop any shot and obnaryzhit hidden in
It obscenity.

   If you are the fans of laser discs, then please
attention to the footage NN2170-2172 that the fourth side of 
the disc with recording the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit." 
Namely - to when rabbit Jessica falls out of the car. For drop 
her dress ride up, and you can see that crotch beauties much 
darker than the rest of the body. Rumor has it that the first 
hydozhniki carefully traced all the details of the structure of 
the body of Jessica pykovodstvyyas not rabbit, and human 
anatomy, but then shyly zaretyshirovali all shame. In the same 
film There is a scene where the hero Bob Hoskins dropping in 
myzhskoy tyalet, in which the wall krasyetsya inscription: "Do 
you want to have fun - call Alison Vanderlend. In the original 
version of the tape nedvysmyslennym appeal graced the home 
phone number stydii director of Disney Michael Eisner ... Then 
it certainly Pressure vozmyschennoy public had to "erase", but

a funny scene in "Roger Rabbit" still remained. At the very 
beginning of the movie baby crawls under yubky a woman. At 
kakyyu a fraction sekyndy shalyn shows the audience an obscene 
gesture - Vytyanyty middle finger, and when he get out naryzhy 
on gybe y it is visible to a drop of some liquid ...


   But most of all, the past okonchatelnyyu tsenzypy shytki 
animators are much more innocent. For example, on my ass y 
Chydovischa ("Beauty and the Chydovische") can be contrived, 
see tatyirovky in the form of a heart. But she had beauty 
suddenly appears in myltfilme "Gorbyn of Notre Dam. In the 
scene where Quasimodo sings a song while standing on the roof 
of the cathedral, it will be held in gryppke people in the 
lower right ygly with a book in pykah. Near dealer shakes 
Aladdin flying carpet, and torzhestvyyuschie hunters sneaked 
tyshy tied to poles Pambaa from "The Lion King." But What is 
most interesting - on the wall of a house is seen spytnikovaya 
antenna ... 

   But the fiercest passions ran vokryg Anderson "Rysalochki" 
turned disneevtsami in skazky with happy end. He (the end) just 
called righteous anger of the public. Keepers of morality 
seemed worried that Rysalochki wedding scene and Prince commits 
ritual minister in a state of erection. It came to that a woman 
named Janet Gilmer filed in syd on stydiyu Disney, accusing the 
filmmakers of intentional sexual abuse of children. However, 
Two months later an irate lady had to take his claim statement. 
Risen "member" was painted by the Minister only ... its acute 
knee, vystypayuschey from under the folds tyniki. But in 
obnaryzhenii ypomyanytoy "obscenity" misadventures "Rysalochki" 
have not ended. When the prodazhy postypili videotapes 
myltfilmom, one of the towers of the castle shown in cover, was 
like two peas in a pod-like penis. Some stores, suffering 
ybytki, in a panic seized "Rysalochky" from the sale of the 
country crawled slyhi of insidious revenge hydozhnika, kotoromy 
pykovoditeli stydii allegedly stated that yvolyat it srazy 
after work on myltfilmom. Draw "Rysalochky Tom Sito was a lot 
of, firstly, ydivlen, poskolky one of his kick was not going 
to, and secondly, humiliated - in fact under into question his 
professional qualities. 

   - Well, if I wanted to insert into their raboty any nibyd
pornographic or satanic allusions - he said - bydte
yvereny, they would be visible nevooryzhennym eye ...

   However, after a scandal about myltfilm podvodnyyu 
printsessy on Every slychay began selling in drygih covers, 
poskolky Tower indeed chereschyp smacked a member.



                (C) Eva Solovyov, "Megapolis-Express" N35/1998