Body #03 09 июня 1997

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Let's laugh - The first results of the competition. Funny tales "Bad, bad tea."

                      LET laugh

(C) BAZOFT MDM 270-95-12

 ME very happy that already 3 people participate in MY
KONKURSE.POETOMU it's time CONNECTED others ...

FROM: SPECTRE.
 1. 817 +
 2. 10 +
 3. Do not know - BZ: Uncle Goshu could and LEARN! :)
 4. 25 -
 5. 1584 +
 6. 12 +
 7. 56 +
 8. 13 +
 9. 60 +
10. 23 Horror +
11. Won the Grandma +
12. 24 and 18 +
13. 12 +
14. 7 +

BZ: YOU - (so far) undisputed leader MY CONTEST! 
CONGRATULATIONS! 
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FROM: BROM.
I looked at your funny riddles and decided to answer almost
all but 12, its condition, I do not understand WWTP / delusions 
of some. so start (I think that at least HALF RIGHT):

 1 - 817 words +
 2 - 10 buckets +
 3 - learned +
 4 - 33 hare +
 5 - 1584 Barb +
 6 - ALL -
 7 - 56 +
 8 - 14 -

       / Landlady also suffered /
 9 - 1 -
10 - 21 -

       parents in school
11 - lost -
12 -?? -
13 - 12 tablespoons +
14 - 7 + items

BZ: Well done, Michael! HAVE YOU HAD more than half of 
brainteasers The correct answer. WHAT ABOUT 12 Puzzles: decides 
she is very simple: Let 1 BRICK - meter and 8 seconds.

Let 2 BRICK - 6 + meters and 6 seconds.
THEN ---> ELEMENTARY PROPORTIONS:
X-METER - 8 sec, and
X-6 METERS - 6 sec =>
6X = 8 (X-6)
2X = 48
X1 = 24 meters - SECOND BRICK.
X2 = X1-6 = 24-6 = 18 METERS - The first brick.
Whew!
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WARNING! CORRECT ANSWER IN THE END I will publish entogo
MONTH! Strange, but for some reason nobody has answered a
Puzzles, written in the first issue.

                              Come on, Come on!
                Be bold, Be bold, go for it!
                  And do not forget about the prize!
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     Whew now look tables play in the contest:


     *** UP TO THE SECOND CONTEST ***********************

     * 1 PLACE .............. SPECTRE ........... 12 points. *

     * 2 PLACE .............. BROM ............... 8 points. *

     * 3 PLACE .............. SERGEY STURM ....... 2 points. *

     * 4 PLACE .............. WHO NEXT ???................ *

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In conclusion, I want to suggest that you read the tales FUNNY,
Courtesy LAYER'OM FROM ZX-LEGIONA. More to it
THANK YOU ...


                       HARMFUL kettle.

    The amazing thing - the kettle. When putting the kettle on 
the stove, need to pretend that did not pay any attention to 
him and are concerned about another matter. This is the only 
way to get a kettle to boil. 

    If only he will notice that you are impatiently waiting for 
him to boil - he even Noise would think. Need to get away and

to start eating as if you were not going to drink tea. Neither
Do not be looking at the kettle, then you will soon
hear how he snorts and spits, desperately wanting to give you a
tea. If you really have no time, and you are not alone, there 
is a good addition loud talk to each other about what you do tea

is not needed and that you did not think of tea. You have a
not far from the kettle so that he could hear you, loud and
represent his companion: "I do not want tea, do not you?". Your 
friend shouts back: "Oh it, this tea, drink more lemonade -

Tea poorly digested. "After these words the kettle immediately
begins to boil, and fill with a gas stove.


                                      LAYER / LGN

                                      Alex (253-67-47)