Body #02 03 июня 1997

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Let's laugh - The next portion of the tasks (14).

                      LET laugh

(C) BAZOFT MDM 270-95-12


                     Hello again!

Let's start with the fact that the Competition MEMBERS ONLY ONE 
(!) People. HUGE HIM SPASIBO.ETO none other KAK SERGEY STURM!!! 
Sergei CORRECTLY answer only two questions and said 'OTHERS

Puzzles can be solved only with a calculator. "THEREFORE
Serega SEND TWO POINTS AND LEADS IN MY COMPETITION. OTHER
Probably only laughed and VSE.DERZAYTE, FOR THE PRIZE WILL BE

                   About B I Z A T E L L N O!
Well, at this point I offer the following PORTIONS brainteasers.

                     FORWARD, FRIENDS!

 01: Personal parrot Captain Flint studied 1567 swearing in
different languages. 271 curse in English, 352 in
French and 127 Spanish. Others abuse
Parrot podcherpnul of the great and mighty Russian language.
How much personal abuse podcherpnul parrot Captain Flint of
Russian language?

 02: Koschey Deathless, Baba Yaga and The Dragon drank
sorokavedernuyu pepsikoly barrel. Scrag drank six cans, Baba 
Yaga - 4, and the rest is fairly divided between a three-headed 
serpent Hydra. By how many buckets pepsikoly got each head?


 03: Fly, crawling from the tip of his uncle Goshi to the 
bridge, passes this distance in 2 minutes. Speed ​​fly 9 cm per 
minute. Explore Uncle Goshu.


 04: 40 grandmothers went to the bus. one-fifth of grandparents 
bought tickets, and the rest cried out that they travel. In 
fact, business travel was only seven grandmothers. How many 
grandmothers drove the hare?


 05: Fyodor odnoklassnikammi with a teacher and went on to 
Excurtion Botanical Gardens, and there sat down to rest on a 
cactus. 27 spines, he managed to pull out of himself. 26 spines 
pulled out of it uchitelnitsa. Each of 24 of his classmates 
took out Fedi 12 spines. The remaining 187 units have helped 
get more visitors Botanical Garden. Find out how much of cactus 
spines stuck up how Fyodor sat on him to rest, if during this

Events cactus parted with the third part of the thorns?

 06: A grandfather ohotlsya the kitchen cockroach and killed 
five, and wounded three times more. Three cockroaches 
grandfather wounded deadly, and they died of his wounds, while 
the remaining wounded cockroaches recovered, but offended by 
his grandfather, and all went to the neighbors. How many 
cockroaches are gone for good neighbors? 

 07: One dark night the cockroaches gathered in the kitchen
formed into a column. Get 8 series to 7 cockroaches
each row. How many cockroaches in the kitchen Sobrado in this 
dark night?


 08: At the table sat 16 well-dressed guests and the hostess 
with Biennial Masha on your hands. 3 guests managed to jump out 
from behind his desk before Masha armed with vinigretom. The 
remaining guests were under fire. How many guests suffered from 
shelling vinigretom? 

 09: Otplyakivayas from suryh plyak each hamsik shmyryaet to 
glyn 5 gnusikov. How gnusikov shmyrnut at glyn 12 hamsikov,

otplyakivayuschihsya from suryh plyak?

 10: Vovochka 10 times pulled the pigtail Masha, Dasha 5 times, 
7 times Claudia and 1 times by mistake, head teacher Margaret 
Bagrationovnu. The question is: how many times pulled Vovochka 
for pigtails and now be?


 11: Baba Yaga says that Dragon did not fly 1000 km
without refueling. Scrag Immortal argued with her for a barrel 
of kvass that flies. The Dragon flew 4:00 speeds 247 km / h

and, after landing, they ate Ivan Tsarevich. Lose a bet
Baba Yaga barrel kvass or not lose a bet?

 12: Two kirpcha flew at the same rate, although it was
thrown by different boys in each other. Fortunately, both brick
missed. The first brick was in the air, 8 seconds, and the 
second on Less than 2 seconds. The second brick flew longer 
than the first at 6 pm What is the distance flown by each brick?


 13: Petr came posovtovatsya to machine the pope was shot in
corridor shoes and put on his slippers. Once the three-year 
Masha found in the hallway empty shoes of Peter Petrovich, she 
immediately also imposed in each of 6 tablespoons of semolina. 
How many spoons semolina found in his shoes, Pyotr Petrovich 
after I received good advice?


 14: Little girl lost in the woods, came into the hut, where
there were three bears, and broke all the furniture there. How 
many subjects broken little girl, if you know that the poor bear

vsgo something and it was: three beds, three chairs and one 
table. 

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SERGEY STURM ................................ 2 points
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