RIP #04 13 декабря 1997

Юмор

7 Origins - Seven top origin'ov-wise, and not expressions.

(C) Ars' Werewolves

 Ars: Do you like my topic? Not yet become boring? A better way
seven jokes inserted. Will be safer:)
 WW: Well, well ...

1. Envy can get to kill your neighbor, or a dagger
or pen ...
WW: It depends on what envy ... For drunk someone my beer, I 
kill the empty bottle;). 

2. Who said that Sinclair died? Dead man who sold the Sinclair!
WW: I now understand what happened to Nikiforov;).

3. The most important thing in our business - cut your nails, 
that would sort out Claudia was convenient. WW: Then we have to 
sieve zatarivatsya - that would still sifting;) 

4. What would the child do not teshilos, if only Windows 95 is 
not set. WW: Let teshitsya, it is still often have to 
reinstall;) 

5. ... and he shall come up hot percent and talked with them ...
WW: ... but sent him Proc away, because he was obkurivshimsya
Lamer;)

6. How auknitsya - Departure not catch ...
WW: It is a tractor in the cold - wets eggs in kerosene ... 
(Logic - is the same;))


7. It is better to be alone than with just anyone ...
WW: It is true, but irrelevant. We drink alone is not 
accepted;).