RIP #02 29 ноября 1997

Юмор

7 Origins - Seven top origin'ov-wise, and not expressions.

(C) Ars' Werewolves

That's really the truth, did not know that Werewolves will deal 
with such innocuous idea of ​​weekly print on a couple of wise 
and not very expressions. I'm confused, I do not know what to 
say. Ladnenko here's another:). Warn only, it is enough 
_svezhie_ origins. ;)

-: Well scared Spectrum, Forever;) straight from the tin is 
always delicious ... Remind you, the numbers do not mean 
anything (ie places not awarded). 

1. Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of WINDOWS-95.
-: This is from the black humor: "Grandma, but it's a coffin in 
which we will bury you";). 

2. Love comes and goes, but always want to eat ...
-: That's me svezhak, as old as ... voobshchem mammoth. But the 
remark, rightly so. Eat, really, want to always

especially during this same love).

3. Mummy - a pharaoh who is currently not fulfilling its
functions.
-: It depends on what to keep in mind. And the clause "at the 
moment, confused somehow. Is there hope that later funktsyi 
resume? ;) 

4. No, I tore off his head, the reason for that was his thin 
neck. -: ... Short legs, hairy chest, protruding ears, and 
moreover, it was Bill Gates;). 

5. The more things confused, the closer the outcome.
-: Watching Th are you confused. If you are confused with the 
women, the only thing they can expect this - your end;). 

6. Meet consumer good brick!
-: It's back to the question of market basket? That's it!
The minimum at which you can live a month!

7. Populate the world - easily. Devastate - easily. So what's 
the problem? -: I will answer thee, old man. There will be 
beer, will occupy. There will be many Beer will be emptied. But 
when the beer was OU LOTS, Nothing to do but fall face into the 
keyboard and sleep. In the morning, similar questions you will 
not be upset!