KrNews #01 04 марта 1998

Humor - Urban joke about the hacker.

          A bit of fun ...



  (C) Maxx, 1998


  I will tell you guys the city ...

                                funny.


  All probably read about in the fourth
Format of fun on our push to
style: "A disk drives you have colored or
black and white? -What? "So, I stand
once on the market, with buyer
talking like business as usual. AND
suddenly I see coming to my table
a typical "new Russian" - a blue long
coat, patent leather shoes, short
cropped head planted on the bull
Well, neck, etc. He came to me not
slowly, therefore, speaks in a low voice,
see that nobody has heard - "You
drayverki under the printer, or system
program under the order are not needed? "

  I told him just out of habit - "This software is not
for PeTse, and for the Spectrum for PeTse -
on a number. "

  - "Yes, yes, for the Spectrum

  - "Well, don` t know until that kind of b and
required "

  And here it is even more quiet voice
adds: "I'm still racking and protect! Come
deviate a little bit, talk alone "

  Depart with him for five meters and more
listen to what he now says, by the way,
everything happens in a so to speak
tense atmosphere, almost
whisper.

  - "I'm generally a well-known hacker, I
many of you know, if you want to say
its Aliasname, I do a lot of programs
hacked, so if there are any
cracking programs, please, I
not expensive to take! ".

  - "Yes, like now, there is nothing
requiring compromise, I have my own friends
the guys there. Although, in principle, through
week should come up with a package wrapped
"Black Crow", so it can and
try. Well you know very well the principle of
protection UFO II? "

  - "Yes, yes, I know!"

  - "And that drives the scratches?"

  - "Yes, I broke it!"

  - "And what you are using assembler?

  - "I use it all, I do not care"

  - "I just do what I ask, there appeared a full ZXASM 3.10"

  - "No, I do not care than to enjoy"

  - "Well then come to the next
week, then let's talk specifically ... "

  - "Okay, bye."

  After this mysterious person
left me that day I did so more
and not observed in the immediate oktesnostyah
push. What was I to end up
still not understood, or it is a "Russian"
a new hobby - the software on Spectrum'e breaking,
or ... . By the way, his name, he never
mentioned, but I did not ask that he
no doubt that I doubt
his hacking abilities (whatever detya
not teshilos ...).