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Maximum #22
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solid jokes - Collected sayings of Soviet officers (continued).
Mailbox - GENERAL SOUND - ready.
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ...
SOLID FUN
(R) IRONMAN
COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS
Textbook for junior and middle
academic staff.
"The citizen does not need fools.
So here I am. "
Unknown ensign.
370. I'm razgavor, and he chuckles together!
371. MIA polchinyaetsya now the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
372. ... And he blew himself up with a grenade. By this it was
preparing the family and
School ...
373. Our almost women and children already removed from Iraq.
374. The woman in the army - the subject of a special and
privileged can not be!
375. Girls behind me in the basement, I'll teach you to give me
honor!
376. Gagarin was the first crook in space.
377. You have a lot of little unsure.
378. On the left are birch, pine trees and other shrubs.
Directly to the front - shrubs, bushes and other trees.
379. If you are not accustom themselves to the work, it will be
bad occurred but.
380. I quickly report the presence of flow of personnel.
381. But talk about it below.
382. How to moisten dressing if there is no water? Think about
it.
383. Asleep in the bedside table, and say: "Not mine!"
384. Podrazeleny commanders to pull orders and consult on
order in the barracks.
385. Taschites as three days!
386. Wife of the corpse said ...
387. If you have, then you can not!
388. Fiddling with a friend in class ...
389. Mask should be put on the back of your hand!
PO Box.
(C) Pavel Fedin
Hello, people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just drop dead ruleznaya
awesome news, especially for those who do not read ZX-FORMAT,
or have not yet had time to read it. Bought, then the number
straight from the tin (ZX-FORMAT 4.5), run, read, and in the
category "Advertising" is ... Well, ... is ... In short, to
report verbatim:
Damn, I just have no words! " Damn ..... That there krutnyak
!!!!! Written, even amizhniki taschutsya from the sound. You
understand that this means ???!!!!!!! Promise slebuyuschem room
to give full information. But suddenly someone of you know,
where you can buy it already now (if at all possible), then
contact me in any way at any time. I am very, very well, just,
want to buy this Thing !!!!! SPECCY RULEZ FOREVER !!!!!!!! IBM
PC SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!
Pavel Fedin, DITRONIK BBS 2.
Tel: 329-4385
ADVERTISING.
(C) CDS SOFT
Call and place ads, but do not forget to cancel it or
assert!
Sale ZX-SPECTRUM 48k + controller + TR-DOS 5.03 + embedded
Power Supply (+5 V and +12 V). Price is negotiable.
Tel. 946-2398 Eugene, call between 21.00 and 23.00.
Sale 13th drive in working condition. Cheap!
Tel. 554-1582 Alex, calling from 14.00 to 22.00 daily.
Interested in all information on the printer ROBOTRON 6312.
Tel. 344-7762 Michael calls from 20.O0 to 22.00, daily.
Seeking for an exchange program for a computer ATM-Turbo
2 +.
Tel. 344-7762 Michael, calling from 20.00 to 22.00 daily.
For sale-6312 printer (radium), drive-13 and
Head of TEAC'a. All working. Tel.499-3117 Ilya.
Sale prefix "Kanga" 8-bit + full set of wires +
4 cartridges with a bunch of games: DIZZY: Fantastic
adventure,
BIGNOISE FREAKS OUT, PRINCE OF PERSIA and many others.
Price 200 TR Bargain.
Tel. 168-5705 Dimitri calls from 19.00 to 23.00 daily.
Buy AY-MOUSE to the wiring.
Tel. 395-8162 Alexander, calling from 12.00 to 22.00 daily
I sell and collect custom phones AONom! RUSS-22C + "
At preobretenny my phone given 2 YEAR WARRANTY!
The cost of the phone AONom - 225 TR The term of the assembly
3-7 days
And also carry out:
- Repair any type AONov
- Replacement of the software versions on the latest
- Memory expansion up to 256 rooms
- Installation of voice boards for 1 min. and 4 min.
- Installation SPEAKERPHONa
QUALITY GUARANTEED!
Phone: 496-61-59 Igor from 12.00 to 23.00.
Change COMMADORE-64 + drive on any 128k + spektrum drive.
Tel. 554-1582, from 14.00 to 22.00 daily.
Sale SCORPION-256K + monitor 32 WTC 202 + MS5350 + drive wheels.
Price 900 TR (Bargain).
Tel. 256-3370 Andrew from 19.00 to 22.00, from Monday to
Friday
Marketplace ROM 27128, with Firmware "Sinclair 1982". At a
reasonable price
Tel. 315-3315 (Mike), calling from 16.00 to 20.00, with
Mon-Sat
Industrial and commercial center
"Computers for the public"
invites you to visit the Polytechnic Museum!
Dear owners of ZX-Spectrum! If you need the most but
curves are not very new and just needed programs, and
only on Saturdays and Sundays, and midweek -
come to us. Here you will find a variety of thematic
Kie, games and music collection at a price of 6000 rubles, and
system - to 8,500 rubles. The latest entry programs
from around the world average of 8500 to 10000 rubles. Also
Here you will find the most diverse literature on the ZX
Spectrum. And, of course, themselves computers, modems, etc.
Possible replacement of the Kvant-BC (48K) at the Grand GRM 2
+ (128K)
with an additional charge. Come to us! Our address: Moscow,
New Plo schad, the building of the Polytechnic Museum. Floppy
disks, literature,
modems are sold at a kiosk in the lobby of the museum (next
to the cascade soi); time from 11 to 16 hours, a break from
14.00 to 14.45
Computers and the rest is sold on 3-4 floors in the Division
le Computer Science; there are classroom
and a free game room.
We are open daily, except Mondays and the last
Thursday of each month, from 11 to 16 hours.
Our phone: 928-2138, from 11 to 16 hours.
P A S P O R A R A! ! !
Sold the radio station "Megajet 2701.
40 channels. Europe + Russia. 4 watts. AM + FM.
Price: $ 65, or 350 rubles. Apply only to business
proposals. The exchange offer is not considered!
Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel: 903-0347 Sergey
Assisted in the acquisition of any radio stations.
On any Range: 1 MHz to 144 MHz, a well as the matching
ing devices, power supplies and cables of 50 ohms. Carry
installation of antennas, boards of individual dial tone,
Beeper tone 1 and 8, zauzhaem bandwidth, we introduce
Russian grid. Install the radio in the car. Re
MONT.
Call from 20.00 to 00.00, tel: 287-0171 Valentin (Dora
ment of) or from 18.00 to 21.30, tel: 903-0347 Sergey (for
outliers)
Permission to install antennas desirable!
Resolution and the category at 144 MHz is required!
Sold phone AONom. Version of the "Russ - 20c".
Housing red bun. Price: 190 rubles.
Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel.: 903-0347 Sergey
For sale computer "Pentagon 128". Included:
Monitor Electronics 1932 WTC 202 "with a protective shield.
CDOS - modem. AY - mouse + pad + diskette with the programs.
Drive "Electronics 5313". 100 floppy disks with the
programs. A whole bunch of literature. Joystick: Sinclair 1-2.
Kempston No! Active speakers separately. Price: $ 35 (without
the company is not sold) Price: $ 200 (bargaining is
not appropriate!)
Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel: 903-0347 Sergey
SELL!
PROFI + (512K)
Drive + 5.25 '(in housing)
+ PD pulse
+ Video-scanner (connected + software)
+ Modem (C-DOS)
+ Mouse (AY-MOUSE)
+ Akt.kolonki (stereo) mini speaker
+ Joystick (3 ports: kempston + sinclair1 + sinclair2)
+ 120 floppy disks with the best and most essential software
+ Much of the literature on SPECCY
All together: $ 140 or 750t.r.
CALL-TO AGREE!
(095) 524-01-43 (Dmitry) (17.00)
AND ALSO SELL:
body + Keyboard PROFI +
Call us - agree!
Buy foreign (!), The new 'CGA' monitor!
I beg to respond to everyone who anything can help!
Please call 186-4850 (Andrew) or
address: ZXNet: 360.1
Requires a musician to voice-ASM PRESS-!
Also accepted people who do not mind to become
co-authors of this electronic edition.
Please call 186-4850 (Andrew) or
address: ZXNet: 360.1
Sell drives from 40 MB and above (IDE),
as well as CD-ROMs 1-speed and faster.
Call from 17.00 to 23.00 daily Tel.: 248-7061 Yefim.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sold PENTIUM-100. 8 MB RAM, video S3 TRIO 1 MB
CD-ROM 6-speed (read all!). Sound SOUND BLASTER
PRO. Active speakers. Monitor - SONY TRINITRON 15 ". Machine
bought 4 months ago at "The Party". Warranty is still going -
2 years. Price - $ 1700. Possible bargain.
Call from 15.00 to 23.00 daily Tel.: 329-4385 Paul
GENTLEMEN ADVERTISERS, TIMELY WAIVES the advertising, COH YES
you are in it no longer requires.
ADVERTISEMENTS public for five issues!
EPILOGUE
(C) RINDEX
That podeshel to an end and this number ... And now I'm a
little bit you disappointed (and perhaps someone and delight,
and ???). 25-th number MAXIMUM'a will be the last. Why? Well,
the first and most important reason that you do not submit it
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And do not tell you. But not for lack of material, that's for
sure. And the New Year just around the corner ... In general,
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It will be pretty big, and I hope - interesting. Bye, see you.
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I just go out of it. My place will be someone else. These are
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Deputy Editor in Chief
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
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- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
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- Little Russians Ilya / CYBORG / ... 409-4297
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