Maximum #15 08 сентября 1996

Foreword - It has been a holiday town.
List BBS - A list of running BBS.
Reprinted with cont. - One hundred stories about the Chukchi (26-50).
Version - 3 versions of the game: UFO v2.10.
Video - Comedy Clear periscope ".
Detective - Wanted: THE MUNCHER EAT & KENTUCKY RACING ...

Detective - Wanted: THE MUNCHER EAT & KENTUCKY RACING ... " alt="Foreword - It has been a holiday town.
List BBS - A list of running BBS.
Reprinted with cont. - One hundred stories about the Chukchi (26-50).
Version - 3 versions of the game: UFO v2.10.
Video - Comedy Clear periscope ".
Detective - Wanted: THE MUNCHER EAT & KENTUCKY RACING ... ">

                            WEEKLY



        09.09.1996



              PREFACE.


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   Oooppppssss!!! Hello. That was a holiday town, here
why we went out on Monday. Noted ... Some kind of celebration 
turned sour. Rain on the first day, let alone the second is 
better than not remember. Well, nothing. The next year will be 
850 years of Moscow, and That's when ... Then gulnem.



   Now gently turn to Spectrum'u. On it this week
there is also a very good holiday. ON-LINE newspaper marks 
exactly one year (September 11, unless I am mistaken, although 
it navryatli). Hurrah! We congratulate heartily all the editors 
of this great newspaper, and especially bezsmennogo Editor - 
OLDMAN'a. Year - that's something. Keep it up! 


   Well, sort of like everything that I wanted to tell you now 
... 



               TABLE OF CONTENTS


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     1 ................... List of staff BBS'ok.
     2 .................. Reprinted with the extension.
     3 ..................................... Version.
     4 ...................................... Video.
     5 ..................................... Search.
     6 ................................. Razbiralka.
     7 ........................... Solid fun.
     8 .................................... Advertising.
     9 ..................................... Epilogue.



      List of working with the BBS for 09/09/1996 15/09/1996


 (C) CDS SOFT


   Closed down somewhere for a week QUAKE BBS, but UBS 2 BBS,
in connection with the closing of UBS a BBS, BBS has DITRONIK 7 
and changed schedule. DITRONIK a BBS added his third drive. 
Also, after the rest opened GMS BBS. U PROFI BBS changed 
schedule. All the call. 


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ALEX RESEARCH BBS 164-1684 (Alexei) ........... ALEX
10 and 14 September
from 22.30 to 06.20
Subject: Spectrum


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Information Referral
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Drive: A, B

CHIP BBS 279-1455 (Hleb) .............. CHIP
ezhenevno
from 23.00 to 08.00
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly:> CHIP, MEMWR
Drive: A, B

DITRONIK a BBS 490-7044 (Dennis) .......... STRYKER
daily
from 23.00 to 07.00
Topic: General ON-LINE PROFICLUB
Sekr.fayly: DITRONIK,

   TO_DENIS, TO_BRED, ZXWORLD BRED
        FORONLIN
Drive: A, B, C
Primichanie: For the elite users: Sat, Sun from 17:00 until 
19:00 

DITRONIK 2 BBS 329-4385 (Paul) ......... API SOFT
Sat
from 00.00 to 07.00
Topic: General MAXIMUM
Sekr.fayly:> MAXIMUM, PAVEL,
     DITRONIK, API SOFT
Drive: A, B, C

DITRONIK 5 BBS 492-0691 (Vladimir) ........ V SOFT
Thu., Sat
from 20.30 to 23.00
Topic: General BRED
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop,

   TO_BRED, TO_BREDC
Drive: A, B

ICS BBS 478-9108 (Vyacheslav) ........ MARKUS
daily
from 00.00 to 09.00
Subject: Information
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Drive: A, B

ESTEL BBS 307-3864 (Peter) ........ ELLY ESTEL
daily
from 00.00 to 07.30
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly:> 3073864,> ESTEL
Drive: A, B

MANIAC BBS 387-0763 (Dmitry) ......... MANIAC
daily
from 00.00 to 07.00
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly: to_man
Drive: A, B

JAM BBS 561-0129 (Sergei) ............. JAM
Tues, Thurs., Sat
from 00.00 to 06.30
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop
Drive: A, B

A.K.L. BBS 175-7792 (Constantine) ...... A.K.L.
Mon, Wed, Thu.
from 23.00 to 07.00
Tema: general
Sekr.fayly: AKL0 ... 5
Drive: A, B

DT3 BBS 562-9769 (Artem) ......... ART SOFT
Mon, Wed, Fri
from 23.00 to 07.00
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop
Drive: A

FARAON a BBS 372-0531 (Victor) .......... FARAON
Tues, Thurs., Sat
from 22.00 to 07.00
Subject: Information and Game
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop
Drive: A, B

CPS a BBS 365-7518 (Paul) ..... MPR HARDWARE
Fri, Sat, Sun
from 21.00 to 23.30
Subject: general (preferably iron)
Sekr.fayly: to_mpr,

     to_cps, zakaz
Drive: A, B, C

CPS 2 BBS 465-7266 (Ilia) ......... KOLOVRAT
MF
from 00.00 to 07.00
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop,
     to_cps, ST7
Drive: A, B

CPS 3 BBS 353-7123 (Sergei) .......... GROFAZ
Fri, Sat
from 20.30 to 23.30
Topic: General LIME TREE
Drive: A

FARAON 2 BBS 554-1582 (Alexei) .......... OSCAR
Fri, Sat
from 22.00 to 02.00
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly:> 5541582,

            to_sysop
Drive: A, B


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DITRONIK 7 BBS 395-8162 (Alexander) ..... CDS SOFT
MF
from 16.00 to 19.00
Topic: General MAXIMUM
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop, to_cds,

          > 3958162, fromleft,

          DITRONIK,> MAXIMUM
Drive: A

PROFI BBS 151-1844 (Cyril) ........... ROCKY
Sat
from 00.00 to 04.00
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly:> ROCKY
Drive: A, B

G.M.S. BBS 482-0395 (Andrew) .......... G.M.S.
daily
from 00.00 to 08.00
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Drive: A, B

ABC BBS 361-3822 (Andrew) .......... DRIVER
Tues, Thurs., Sun
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Drive: A, B
Primichanie: assuming information on the AMIGA

PREDATOR BBS 903-0347 (Sergei) ........ PREDATOR
ezhednevno
from 22.00 to 03.00
Topic: General MAXIMUM
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   > 9030347,> SERGEY,> MAXIMUM
Drive: A
Primichanie: limit sectors - 500 + password

DIGITECS BBS 936-1253 (Vladislav) ..... DIGITECS
MF
from 23.30 to 05.00
Tema: general
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop
Drive: A

SIRIUS 6B BBS 328-4739 (Yuri)
daily
from 00.00 to 03.00
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly:> 3284739
Drive: A


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Mark "MAXIMUM", "ON-LINE", "BRED", "TIME", "ZX-WORLD", "LIME
TREE "mean that these BBS'ki accept mail for the corresponding 
computer publications.  Earnest request: make sure to leave 
your contact information! 

    Secret file of the newspaper editorial BBS "MAXIMUM":
          > MAXIMUM with any extension.

Mandatory secret files for the network ZX-Net: secret.W, SPACE.W

All changes in the servers and BBS to register please call: 
395-8162, from 12.00 to 22.00 (Alexander). 


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           Reprinted with CONTINUATION.


 (R) Pavel Fedin


             SRT STORIES ABOUT Chukchi


26. Once Chukcha came into the store: "But you have color TVs?" 
- "There" - "Then please give green." 

27. Arrives at the camp in the Chukchi corduroy jeans. He was 
asked: "Why do you corduroy jeans?" - "But to each louse was 
running on its track." 

28. Chukchi sink and cried: "But the water I drink! However, a 
lot of drink! However, overnight stay here! "


29. Two Chukchi are suitable to the head of the train. First: 
"This train will take me to Leningrad? "-" No. "Second:" And 
me? " 

30. Once the station chief sees: Chukcha suited to the wagon
trains and fights him on his head, goes to the next - and the 
head comes to the third - and the head, etc. Chief says: "The 
Chukchi, you crazy?" - "But, no, Chukcha soft coach is looking 
for." 

31. Once Chukcha rode the train. Arrives - all black and blue 
and abrasions. "The Chukchi that with you?" - "However, on the 
top shelf was traveling all the way down fall. "-" So what you 
have not changed from those on the bottom shelf was driving? 
"-" However, the swap could not - no one was there. " 

32. Once Chukcha suited to the counter-distance trains. "Tell 
me, is to train 975 Berkakit?" - "None." - A Train 1007 is on 
Berkakit "-" No. "-" And the train goes to 911 Berkakit "-" No. 
"-" Where? "-" On ...!!!" - "And so through Berkakit?" 

33. Once Chukchi traveled in the same compartment with a girl. 
Chukchi clamped in his teeth and plaque sits playing on it: 
"Dzzinnn! .. Dzzinnn! .. Dzzinnn! .." Maid: "Stop!" Chukchi 
postponed his musical instrument and looked out the window. 
Through The girl went out for a while, changed, came back and 
sat down very tempting. Chukchi looked at her. Maid: "I want 
to?" - "I want to." - "Come on, just fast!" Chukchi seized 
dental record: "Ding - Ding - Ding - Ding - Ding!" 

34. Chukchi asked at the ticket office of Aeroflot: "Airplane 
to Chukotka how many flies? "-" Wait a minute ... "-" Thank 
you. " 

35. Tolls Chukchi Politburo. "Hello, I want to become a member 
of the Politburo. What to do this?" He replied: "Are you an 
idiot? "-" And this is necessary? " 

36. Once Chukchi returned from Moscow and said: "However,
Moscow saw. slogan "All in the name of the person, all for the 
good of man" seen, and this man saw. " 

37. Chukcha runs down the street and shouted: "Freedom to 
Gorbachev! Freedom Gorbachev! "He stopped." Chukcha you crazy? 
"-" But just heard on the radio: "In conclusion, Mikhail 
Sergeyevich Gorbachev said ...!"


38. Chukchi man tells his wife: "The restructuring - is how we
in the forest into a hurricane on top: the noise, dark bottom 
of the falls and bumps. " 

39. At the request of his fellow Chukcha went to Moscow to find 
out when would be communism. Chukcha comes to the reception to 
Gorbachev and asks: "When the communism?" - "Here, look: you 
see, there is my "Volga", "Volga" Lukyanov, Volga Ligachev. 
That's when the next will be yours, "Volga", then, consider, 
and would be communism. "Returned to Chukchi settlement." 
Learned "-" I found out. You see, you are my boots, your boots 
and more boots. That's when the next will be boots Gorbachev, 
then, consider, and would be communism. 

40. Two Chukchi are looking at the sky. "However, the plane 
flies! Government!" - "However, it is unlikely: when the 
government was still District of motorcycles: "tr-rr-r!". "


41. One day, walking Chukcha on Red Square. He stopped and 
looked at the clock on the Spassky tower. Suited man. "Like 
it?" - "I like" - "Would you?" - "I want" - "Let a thousand 
rubles, and wait me here, I'll run down the stairs. "He took 
money and fled. A several hours Chukcha realized that he had 
been deceived. Came home all told. Came to his brother in 
Moscow. Standing in Red Square, looking at his watch. Suited 
man. "Like it?" - "I like" - "Would you?" - "I want" - "Let a 
thousand rubles and wait for me here, I 'll run down the 
stairs. "-" Oh, no! Chukchi is not a fool! Wait for you me, I 
he'll run! " 

42. Won Chukcha "Volga" for a lottery ticket. Comes in and 
says: "Give me a red" Volga "." And to him: "Do you want a 
black 'green' blue? Yellow? A red we have not." - "Ah, so - 
says Chukcha - then return to me my fifty cents." 

43. Once Chukcha bought "Volga" and went to their camp to brag, 
but as a brake forgotten. Circled, circled, and smash into the 
stone. Machine - pieces himself - in hospital Opp. Returned 
after a while home from the hospital and said: "The doctors 
said, well, that there is no brain, but it would be a 
concussion." 

44. Once Chukcha bought "Lada". Came to them to his camp. 
Emptied the nation admires. One Chukcha rubbed lights. 
"However, What great eyes! "Another pat on the roof." However, 
what Strong skin! "Third tugged exhaust pipe." However, -

male! "

45. Drove a car to travel Chukcha. All of the camp to see him 
off. After a while came a telegram: "Arrived fine, come back so 
and so." All camp poured out to meet him. Waiting for the 
Chukchi - not him. Day of waiting, the two are waiting. A month 
later comes. He was asked why the delay? "However, there - 
three velocity, and vice versa - one gets tired and my head 
backwards for Roads should be. "


46. Once Chukcha with his son hunting in the forest. See - the 
protein. Pff! "However, - skin." See - moose. Pff! "However, - 
the meat." See - geologists. Pff! Pff! Pff! "However, - the 
matches." 

47. Chukcha sits with his wife and daughter in the tent. Above 
chumom flies helicopter. Chukchi said: "Once again the big car 
is flying again, bearded men come, the fiery water to drink 
will be beating me, / Wife / beat you will / daughter / you 
..... will: Expedition! " 

48. In the taiga froze Geologist. He was found Chukcha, brought 
to his home, fed, watered, and his wife laid to sleep. 
Geologist in a burst of gratitude, invited him to visit me in 
Moscow. And now some time later receives from the Chukchi 
telegram: "I'm going meet." Geologist thinks: "Well, fed, 
satiated, but do not put it with the same my wife! "ran for 
three stations, found a" girl "and persuaded her to have sex 
with ten of the Chukchi. A Chukchi said:" You're a good friend, 
so what I will with his wife lay me everyday? I'll lay me with 
my dress my wife. "Chukcha returned from Moscow, says: "Good 
city of Moscow" A good friend Geologist!'s wife front of him so 
good! - still dripping with ...! " 

49. Lost one Geologist, a few days on hunger strike, was 
overgrown and frozen. Crawling and sees: sitting Chukchi, and 
next - the mountain of fish. "The Chukchi, give the fish - to 
die!" .. " - "However, I can not - the boss must ask, "-" Who's 
your boss? "-" I am my own boss! "-" Chief, let the fish "-" 
However, take it as you want! " 

50. Once pregnant Chukcha comes to the doctor. "Doctor, stomach
bloat, "-" Yes you are pregnant! "-" However, there can be no - 
my husband in the taiga, "-" And you're probably sleeping with 
other men, "-" C men - no, a geologist was asleep, so he's safe 
sex, "- "What?" - "However, the cloth on my face threw."




                 VERSION


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   As I promised in last issue, today I will talk about the 
game UFO 2: The Devils are deep. About the versions and bugs. 
Just want to note I will consider only the version 2.10 and its 
vzomanye version. More Earlier versions of this wonderful game, 
I just do not consider I will. They do not get to the end. So 
go. 


   Version 1. This proprietary version. Sold in Inforkome
(Unfortunately I do not know, sold it there now or not, but
most likely - yes). Holds two discs. She has a firm
liner to the byline. In general normal working version
without CHEAT'ov.


   Version 2. Sells in SOFTSTAR'a. Holds 2 discs. 
Unfortunately, nothing more I can not say. I do not. Even 
though I asked about it in the last issue, but nobody did. 
Thank you. 


   Version 3. For sale at MAGIC SOFT'ov. Occupies 1,976 sectors.
Someone hacked into - a mystery. So, I was so, and now I will 
tell you about bug in this version. Firstly do not cut down the 
regime chasing UFOs. Nothing is tolerated. CHEAT'ov there 
either. Oh well. But here's some glitch happened to me. After 
playing almost the whole day, I offered to release my base in 
Japan from the aliens. I enlisted in the memory and flew free 
base. But the game hangs on arrival ... Bummer. Dirty swearing 
I ostavol game alone to the next morning. In the morning I sat 
down to play. I had to knock down a small UFO, which I did, but 
again I hung. Complete garbage I thought, but I play all the 
same decided to go to the end. So now I'm playing without 
problems, but before each flight, I write to disk. Marasmus, 
but I've never hung. These are the things here. From reliable 
sources told me that indeed sometimes skips such glitches, but 
the game until the end of the walk can be. 


   That's all I have known version. There really is one, with 
all CHEAT'ami, but it can not be spread. Everything. 



                 VIDEO.


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   Today is just a great comedy "Clear periscope!". This
really funny movie about the captain of the submarine and
his team, inveterate losers. They all share a sense
humor.


   They will go through exercises on their old diesel 
submarine. Against these new nuclear submarine and a fleet of 
ships. 


   In general the film simply Otpad really very funny comedy. I 
advise you to buy. 


   By the way, the captain has a tattoo on ... And that's where 
she and him You learn by buying this movie.



   P.S. Official dealer of video rental: "ORION VIDEO".



                 SEARCH


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   1.THE MUNCHER EATS CHEWITS (FLASH)
   2.KLIATBA NOCI

   3.FOUR SOCCER SIMULATORS (FFC COMPUTERS)

   4.ARCHON 2: ADEPT (FFC COMPUTERS)

   5.KENTUCKY RACING (FFC COMPUTERS)

   6.BOULDER DASH COLLECTIONS (OMEGA HACKERS CLUB)


                            Denis / RINDEX
                 MDM: 422-8627, from 13:00 to 21:00

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 (C) ANDY NIK


   1.HYPNOTIC WORLD

   2.DIGITAL MUSIC SET

   3.NO PRAYER FOR THE HARLOT

   4.SCHIZOPHRENIA MEGADEMO

   5.SONG IN LINES 5!

   6.GEMINI: THE DOUBLE PREVIEW

   7.MYSTIK GIFT

   8.SPECCY IS THE BEST!

   9.MEDIA: A NEW POSSIBILITY

  10.FAULTLES 2,3 (logs)

  11.SPECCY 1-4 (logs)

  12.SINCLAIR TOWN 1,2 (logs)

  13.ELDORADO 1,2 (logs)

  14.SPECTROPHOBI 1-3 (logs)

  15.ADVENTURER 1-3 (logs)

  16.MIRIKOM 1,2 (logs)

  17.Muhamor 1 (magazine)

  18.SPECTRON 1 (magazine)
                         Andrei / ANDY NIK
                 MDM: 186-4850, from 10:00 to 22:30

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   1. MUMMY MUMMY

            Thanks in advance!
              In debt will not stay!

                          Dmitry / MANIAC
                 MDM: 387-0763, from 20.00 to 00.00
                        ZXNet: 095/380 ..

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   1.NAVY SEALS A

   2.OPERATION HANOIE

   3.RICK DANGEROUS 1 (Full)

   4.NETHER EARTH

                          Aleksandr/583 SOFT
                               MDM: 583-8993

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