Maximum #13 25 сентября 1996

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Fantasy - Eysenck Asimov "The man who never is small (okon.)
solid jokes - 4 fun. Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
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   1.FINAL FIGHT (Mr.Crack)

   2.QUICK DRAW MC GRAW

   3.BLOCKUS

   4.MOVE EM'ALL

   5.THE MUNCHER EATS CHEWITS

   6.KLIATBA NOCI

   7.FOUR SOCCER SIMULATORS

   8.ARCHON 2: ADEPT

   9.KENTUCKY RACING

  10.TWIN WORLD

P.S. FINAL FIGHT need only version Mr.Crack, no version of 
Phantasy offer.


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   1.HYPNOTIC WORLD

   2.DIGITAL MUSIC SET

   3.NO PRAYER FOR THE HARLOT

   4.SCHIZOPHRENIA MEGADEMO

   5.SONG IN LINES 5!

   6.GEMINI: THE DOUBLE PREVIEW

   7.MYSTIK GIFT

   8.SPECCY IS THE BEST!

   9.MEDIA: A NEW POSSIBILITY

  10.FAULTLES 2,3 (logs)

  11.SPECCY 1-4 (logs)

  12.SINCLAIR TOWN 1,2 (logs)

  13.ELDORADO 1,2 (logs)

  14.SPECTROPHOBI 1-3 (logs)

  15.ADVENTURER 1-3 (logs)

  16.MIRIKOM 1,2 (logs)

  17.Muhamor 1 (magazine)

  18.SPECTRON 1 (magazine)

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   1.NAVY SEALS A

   2.OPERATION HANOIE

   3.RICK DANGEROUS 1 (Full)

   4.NETHER EARTH

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   1.BLOCKUS

   2.KLIATBA NOCI

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                FENTEZI


 (R) PREDATOR

             Isaac Asimov.

           The man who never lied.



 - Allow me to tell me, sir? - Henry spoke so fast and so loud 
(which has got to mumble his way? "), That's it also turned to 
him. - Although I do not belong to a number of black Widowers 
... - He went on more quietly. 

 - You are wrong, - said Rubin. - You know what is
one of us. In essence, you're the only one who has never missed 
a one meeting of the club.


 - In that case, let me draw your attention, gentlemen
, That if Mr. Sand will take advantage of your findings, 
whatever they were in the end, he thus make what was said 
beyond these walls and break the privacy policy our meetings.



   There was an awkward silence. Halstead spoke first:

 - In the interest of protecting the reputation of any innocent 
person, of course ...



   Henry shook his head slightly:

 - But at what price we will save this reputation? Suspicion 
falls on other people - one or more of which may be as

innocent.

 - At Henry's clearly something on his mind - said Avalon. - 
And we seem to went into complete standstill.


 - It's - confirmed Henry. - We need to reach a solution that 
will comply with the rules of the club and does not touch 
strangers. 

 - Okay, Henry, out with it - said Trumbell.

 - Allow me to explain everything in order. As noted before the
our dinner, Mr. Gonzalo, to me, it was especially interesting 
to me to meet a man who never lies. 

 - Listen, Henry, - said Rubin, who - you yourself - a sample 
of pathological truthfulness. And you know it. We're all in 
this more than once convinced. 

 - Probably, - said Henry. - But I used to lie, too.

 - You have the sincerity of the words somnevaeshsya Sandy? - 
Rubin surprised. 

 - I assure you! ... - Sand began with genuine pain in his 
voice. 

 - Do not - "Henry said. - I believe every word of Mr. Sandy. 
Money or securities it did not take. At the same time of 
elementary logic indicates to him alone. His career is in 
jeopardy. The other hand, the situation could be saved if it 
found a reasonable alternative explanation sluchivshimusya, 
even if this explanation is not lead to the solution of the 
puzzle. And since this gentleman is not able to come up with a 
version of himself, he turns to us for help. I am deeply 
convinced, gentlemen, that all of this - the truth. 

 - Thank you, my friend, - nodded in Sandy.

 - And yet - continued Henry, - let us ask ourselves the 
question: what is truth? Take a specific case. Mr. Trumbell, to 
be frank, I think that your unfailing way late

and come here to cry >
evidence of bad manners and rudeness of its support. But worse 
than others: this is simply get on your nerves and do not seem 
to me alone. - Trumbell cheeks burned, but Henry continued as

firmly: - But if I have someone casually asks if I have
that either against your habits, I will answer <no>>. Strictly 
speaking, it would be a lie, but I like you for other reasons, 
which outweigh this your ridiculous phrase. Thus, if I were 
talking about you the truth whenever you walk into this room, 
this would lead to even more lies. By that I prefer to remain 
silent, that is, to some extent lie Expressing so true - my 
sympathy to you, Mr. Trumbell. - Or take another example. Mr 
Halstead wrote a limerick based on the songs first >. 
Mr. Avalon is right: the hero's name should sound like 
> and not ; in Greek, it seems, even 
>. But Mr. Rubin immediately objected, noting that 
the truth in this case would be perceived as typographical 
errors, which certainly spoil the effect on the perception of 
rhyme. Once again the literal truth of an additional challenge! 
Now, about Mr. Sandy. He argues that any lie is the desire to 
protect itself or from fear of public facilities. But do people 
ignore nozhet life of these important categories? If we lose 
the ability to lie, we force truth itself to do this for us.


 - I think you lose the thread of reasoning, Henry - said 
Gonzalo. 

 - I do not think so, Mr. Gonzalo. Few perceive
words in their literal meaning. It is often the case that
literal truth bears the deception. And best of all it's people 
know who who never lies.



   Sandy's pale cheeks flushed slightly touched - or perhaps 
because just seemed out of the red tie around his neck.


 - Where are you getting at, damn it? - Could not stand it.

 - I would like to ask you a question. If, konechmo, members of 
the assembly do not object. 

 - I do not care, they argue or not - Sand said, flashing
points to Henry. - If you do not immediately leave his tone,
I generally refuse to answer.

 - As you please, - said Henry. - The fact that
denying his involvement in the crime, you always did
it's the same words. I could not help but pay attention to
this feature, since previously tuned in to listen to the 
literal meaning of your words. After all, you never lie. So, 
you repeated several times <money or securities I did not 
take>>. 

 - And what is absolutely true! - Almost shouted Sandy.

 - Sure. Otherwise you would not have said - agreed Henry. - 
And now my question. Say, you, incidentally does not took money 
and paper? 


   For a few seconds silence reigned. Then Sand rose from his 
chair and said: 

 - Where is my coat? Goodbye. I ask all to remember what was 
said here should not get the publicity. 


   When he left, Trumbell said:

 - What should be the same! I'll be damned!


   What Henry said:

 - You will not, Mr Trumbell. Do not despair.


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            SOLID FUN


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   His cheeky girls call us anytime day or night. If
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   I love the rubric of "solid fun." Probably because
I myself - a solid funny, girls nothing but laughter, not
call.


   My husband and I are sleeping in the corridor, while the 
grandmother was a good tradition in the midst of passion 
splashed past the bed with words: "Oh, goryushko! Again 
prohvatilo belly!" 


   I picked him on a business trip. Climbed into a suitcase - 
there is a lot of condoms. He thought that, say, a gift for him

business partners ...


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         COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

         Textbook for junior and middle
            academic staff.


                 "The citizen does not need fools.
                           So here I am. "
                      Unknown ensign.


190. Dig, like a pig in oranges, do not know where the edge, and

     where is the end!

191. Collection in 10 hours. Who watches electronic - in 1000.

192. How is a headache? This is also a bone, it can not hurt
     Jet!

193. Boots too tight? Narrow boots do not exist, are wrong but
     w!

194. From you as much as prosecutors, as from a glass hammer!

195. What to write on the cover of political notebook? Think ka
     kuyu a quotation of Lenin and write!

196. This I do not have a bald head, and just such a wide 
parting! 

197. No need to insult me! I was insulted highly skilled
     Bathrooms experts!

198. Do you think that once I colonel, then do not understand?

     I also, incidentally, at school!

199. Cadet! To strengthen their moral and political commitment 
to the limit      dstoyaschemu camp deadline!


200. Who are you sleeping?

201. Who are sitting?

202. You have a lot of little know!

203. If you are not accustom themselves to the work, it will be 
bad occurred      But!


204. I quickly report the presence of flow of personnel!

205. Draw anywhere but in the middle!

206. To-morrow all stand up like a cork from a bottle!

207. Before leaving part, think in two directions
     tions: Is it safe, you need the garrison.

208. How to moisten dressing if there is no water? And think!

209. In the formation are not credited with teenagers under 16 
and over 

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   Well, that's all for now. Since this issue came out so 
early, can experience some delays with the release of 14-th 
number, but we try to settle. See ya.




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