Maximum #12

25 сентября 1996

Detective - Wanted: BLOCKUS, KLIATBA NOCI.
UFO-2 - UFO-2 - as it is.
Fantasy - Eysenck Asimov "The man who never is small (cont'd)
solid jokes - 5 jokes. Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
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<b>Detective</b> - Wanted: BLOCKUS, KLIATBA NOCI. <br>
<b>UFO-2</b> - UFO-2 - as it is. <br>
<b>Fantasy</b> - Eysenck Asimov

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UFO-2 - UFO-2 - as it is.
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(C) RINDEX

1.FINAL FIGHT (Mr.Crack)

2.QUICK DRAW MC GRAW

3.BLOCKUS

4.MOVE EM'ALL

5.THE MUNCHER EATS CHEWITS

6.KLIATBA NOCI

7.FOUR SOCCER SIMULATORS

8.ARCHON 2: ADEPT

9.KENTUCKY RACING

10.TWIN WORLD (full version)

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1.BLOCKUS

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UFO-2

UFO-2 as it is.

(In verse)

When I arrived at the base, which is located in Kronstadt,
he saw completion, which occurred in our state. There was added
scientists pieces so il ten fifteen and came up with the latest
best Relaxer. Gateway opened, I burst into the room tehnitskogo
department and I saw a suit to protect the entire body. And he
thought: "Give a thing, that there is hanging out in the
closet, I "Akvashek" and "Mouton" immediately all of them will
run. Give me a wave gun, I will arrange such damage, Unleash
the spirit, I can barely hold. Them all, bastards, fried, I
will plant them on a skewer. Give me a big gun, I told them,
reptiles, and show.

And now, my nerves calmed, I enter to the director. He said
to me: "For service, I love you, bet, reward." And our boss -
soldier, veteran, which is no more, he loves a little - a
little swearing, and he pulls me an envelope: "Here are the
title of" Corporal ", here's a bag of candy. Rolled to your
partner, right now, I will invite him, and while he tama goes I
were you, bet, I'll take. "And he poured two glasses of vodka
zdorovskoy" Kremlin ", cheknulis we had to - brother ... Then
suddenly the door opened I choked at the throat: a girl in the
doorway stood, and I turned around quickly. And zglotnul I
barely - barely, and suddenly world turned upside down. The
girl was beautiful, attracted a very - very shape it such that
there involuntarily want.

Then, as if from a distance, a voice came to me. Said it
Chief: "Hello, Lyuba and friends. This is your new
partner "." Hello "- his voice was fine. at her as chock,
staring, stuttering, say: "Z-Health-and-ste! And it seems
saddened dadyu Vasya. Looked at me reproachfully, our chief
under his brows, and I have it as a prick, so my eyes and
colitis. I'm a girl I looked and did not stutter: "Hello, I'm
Anatoly and without the aid of I mayus "...

Day pass, two passes, I am for Any priudaril, steeper
I'm around her, and flowers, I instructed her in the doorway of
her home by a Love broad that, like an angel I'm flying high in
the skies.

But the chief cause, he PDE happened: beside the aliens
landed in Pitersburg. Yes, that great city, where Thank
Mednonogov lived and lives there today, and works as a teacher
Young generation teaches us to change trains. Do not forget the
people "Spectrum", "IBM" in the shit sink. And now, building on
alert for ears then raised quickly outfit dress and weapons
check. Here we sit in a fighter that "Triton" we called, and fly

we are in the Peter quickly. That's right now the speed will
develop ...

We landed gently on the area chtol Senate. That looks
out the window and becomes loathsome to us. Vaughn aliens in
the end very much cheered up: in the air threw up their
bonnets, they are there all drunk? We quietly go out and crawl
to the mean-spirited aliens. Well, we continue to crawl, crawl
close to them, jumped up with a wild scream, navostryaem go
skiing. Then I heard a shot loud, admiring the effort in the
shoulder recoil, flew a stranger sneaking in three meters, so
good luck! For the moment, an angel has become clear just a
bitch. And the aliens fluttered in the city of powerful bullets
torpedo. Lyuba run out of bullets, otshvyrnuv their weapons, it
rushed into the attack straight into a dump, right in the
midst. Where - is a Three minutes napstupila silence, and
that's Luba appeared. For it is conducted ten aliens
submissive. It can be seen beating at random, as on the green
face bruised some stand. Here - I like - again, and realized I
still was lucky: almost made an offer, if only done - that's
it! Was used Lyuba I was under the heel, worse than the
mother-in-worse trait. All today dismissed leaving for another
city. I, I think Luba came very, very sales to their liking.
SOS! Save my soul! Which is right I should marry her? Better to
be too alone. Better to be too poor.

EPILOGUE

Corporal Anatoly Samojlo the next day retired and moved to
Moscow.

Private Love Zhbanov two months rose to the rank
general - colonel, has received numerous awards and medals.
Was replaced as director of the center of ufologists, and under
her leadership soon the war with aliens had won.

General Vasily Krivoruchko retired and now lives in
New village Vasyuki and has been breeding tulips.

FENTEZI

(R) PREDATOR

Isaac Asimov.

The man who never lied.

Sand paused. His blue eyes went from brilliant
one person to another. Then he said:

- Gentlemen, I tell you the truth. Money and securities, I
did not take.

Halsted quickly ran his hand from the forehead to the nape,
as if trying to shake off the doubts.

- Mr. Sand, - he said - presumably, your colleagues you trust.
You can always open the safe securities. And the same time you
are playing on the turf.

- So what? At the races play a lot.

- But you will lose.

- This was unintentional.

- Do not you risk losing your job in such a way?

- I have one advantage, sir. It consists in the fact that I
working under his uncle. He knows my weakness, he
knows that I never lie. He also understood that the means and
opportunity to steal I had. Aware of my debt. I himself told
him about them. Everything, literally everything rebelled
against me But my uncle asked me one question: whether I was
guilty of loss - and I answered the same way as you: money or
securities I do not take. Uncle knows me for years. And believe.

- If so, how could you pay off your creditors?

- I firmly lucky, and again at the races. This sometimes
happens. It happened shortly before was discovered missing from
the safe. I paid with all the bookmakers.

- So, you have a motive is still not there? - Gonzalo said.

- It can not be argued. Theft could occur even two weeks prior
to the day when it was found. Nobody looked into the safe
compartment during this time. Except for the thief, of course.
I might argue, they say, even after I took the money and bonds,
I was lucky at the races and the theft of lost its meaning, but
it was it's too late.

- You can also say - said Halsted - that you have used the
stolen money to make a major rate.

- By the way, the stakes were not quite so big, and I
There were other sources of money. But you're right: your
argument, too, can not be excluded.

Fate intervened Trumbell:

- But if you still work there - and I think so
it is, - and now that your uncle did not file the case against
you, - I also believe that he did not initiate - that he has
put at least notify the police?

- No. He is able to compensate for the missing amount, and the
police. He feels that the police are linking the incident only
with me. At the same time, he was convinced that I am not lying
to him.

- Lord, but what's the problem?

- There is simply no one else who could make it. Uncle can not
even imagine how else to explain the loss. I, too, I'll never
know. And while he did not see any alternative, it does not
leave feelings of anxiety and suspicion, that he even and will
not express them openly. He unwittingly becomes monitor I will
not be trusted. Work I will not lose, but I did not raise
receive. In the end I will have to go myself. And then I have
nothing to count on the friendly advice. And to get from native
uncle recommendatory document other content will be for me too
big blow.

- So, you came here, Mr. Sand - frowned Rubin -
for the reason that we decide golovolonki. Since you said
Gonzalo. And now you want to hear from us, who actually took
the money?

Sand shrugged his shoulders:

- Not necessarily. I do not even know if I can give to your
available as infornatsii as may be needed.
You're not detectives, and you can not say, go to the place
crime, who should be questioned and so on. But if you
tell me how this could happen - I would be extremely
grateful. Then I went to my uncle and told him: <<Hurry
of theft has occurred here this way and that>>. Even if it is
your version will not correspond to reality and assume my words
did not convince his uncle, say, money and bonds us to return
and will not succeed. But this version, at least dispelled to
his suspicions. He would probably have stopped tormenting
thoughts that I am the only likely culprit.

- Well, - said Aval - I pologayu, we could try
reflect logically. What people around you and your uncle at
service? Could any of them are badly in need of money?

Sand shook his head:

- So much to risk his reputation? Not
I know. Maybe someone owed a large sum of money. Or someone
intended to pay off blackmailers. Or just greed overcame
someone else. Now you can take the money and the person does
not enough strength to resist temptation. If I were a
detective, I would began to question them in detail, proviril
to one and all documents and ... What else to do in such cases,
the detectives? But I do not ...

- Of course - said Avalon. - And we can not use
such methods. So, you say that you have had and the means and
opportunities. Only do you have?

- At least three of our employees have access to safe,
and even more simple than I am. But none of them knows
cipher, and traces of tampering on the safe was not any. Except
for me and My uncle, a cipher own the other two, but one of
them all this time in the hospital, and another - an old and
reliable member firms that may not cause the slightest
suspicion.

- Aha! - Said Mario Gonzalo. - Here is the most likely, we
needed!

- You, Mario, had read Agatha Christie - Rubin stopped him. -
The fact that almost every crime razbiratvelstve
it is he who is suspected more than others, and it turns
criminal.

- By our cause it has no relation - said Halsted. - And
then ... This is simply not interested. Before us is the same
problem only logical properties. Therefore, let Mr. Sand will
tell us all he knows about the firm's employees, about each of
them. A We try to provide vozhmozhnye motives and methods of
committing Crime someone one.

- Curse - interrupted Trumbell. - Did someone say that
crime committed by one person? Here you say that
someone from the staff was in the hospital. So what? After all,
there phones. This person could easily tell the code accomplice.

- Well, well, - hastily said Halsted. - We should consider all
possible options, some of which will be more believable than
others. Once we thoroughly discuss and consider these remaining
hypotheses Mr. Sand will choose one of them, most likely, and
pereskazhet it to his uncle.

SOLID FUN

She's so blazing with passion, as the Vesuvius volcano in
Kamchatka

Once in the restroom, I discovered that my balls of
different colors, one is much darker. Three doctors examined
me, one of them - professor, and all were at a loss. The
correct diagnosis has put his wife: he says that I have when I
was sunbathing on the beach, always one egg protruded ... It
just burnt! Please print my story, let everyone know what are
the doctors ...

After our wedding, my husband lived, I should say a lot ...

I belong to the people of the rare and sexual orientation.
What is it, I have not yet figured out myself.

Do not count me as an old-fashioned, but for me the only man
in the world - this is my husband. All other in bed in his
soles do not fit.

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(R) IRONMAN

COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

Textbook for junior and middle
academic staff.

"The citizen does not need fools.
So here I am. "
Unknown ensign.

170. This device maintains its operation at temperatures
re up to -500 degrees Celsius.

- Comrade Major, but the absolute zero - -273 degrees!

- We'll announce the most recent, secret information!

171. Which to me extraneous matter?

172. Close the language companion cadet!

173. Will the dismissal is not acquainted with strangers.

174. If you sloven - write it on your forehead, I'll read,

and I do not immediately become clear.

175. Car jumped and crushed a soldier.

176. In the United States have invented a new bullet - no
sleeves, and now her

invent a machine.

177. As if you did not violate the discipline, but it suffers

it should not.

178. Necessary to eliminate all, not standing at the Komsomol

account.

179. A week later, to identify the best propagandists.

180. These problems, unfortunately, are not solved, but in
general the results can sew.

181. Are no further speakers, so you have to resort

to force.

182. I will therefore speak the Russian language!

183. No need to scrub the floors every day, but at least every
day you need!

184. And in laboratory work begins the game: one in the
oscilloscope Rough looking, but the other sides of cards.

185. You're from the Stone Age, and I'm from wooden.

186. You have a sense of humor of the Stone Age: came, came,
fell, breaking elk, and he was standing and holding his
stomach!

187. Wheel - it is the wheel, and there is nothing to it cool!

188. Who quit smoking - has delayed its end, smokers - to
nchaet cancer.

189. After the war, Germany was raschetvertovana into three
equal than half.

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EPILOGUE

Well, that's all for now. Wait for the next issue. Bye.

P.S. So how do you still turn off the 3D mode in the UFO 2,
which MAGIC SOFT'y sell (on one disc)?? Help!

Editor in Chief - Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
Deputy Editor in Chief
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
Partition Editor "Advertising", "List of BBS" and "Wanted"
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- Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
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Foreword - On the new reading room glitch ...
List BBS - A list of running BBS.
Reprinted with cont. - Three SisOpenka.
Video - The film "Nicknamed the" hatred ".
Version - 2 versions of the game: AMAUROTE.