Optron #02 24 октября 1997

Самиздат

Lit. Page - the old tale about his grandfather.

                Tale



(C) Anton Gorshkov, 1997


  Once in komunalke old Granddaddy died.
It quickly buried, and komunalku that someone lent. And it was 
used well and good, if not for a fact that Granddaddy turned 
out to be KGB man, yeah is also a vampire. Can you imagine? He 
voobscheto in life was not very good, all gadil as I could, but 
to a vampire - this from him did not expect.


  And when, after the memorial services all drunk and
slept in the room dedulinoy out of the closet flew an old book 
Khrushchev. It opened by itself and through phrases like "USSR 
retain its supremacy in the region ... " stood out various bad 
icons. And then of a large mirror left the coffin with his 
grandfather. Grandfather, already small decomposed, 
vykorobkalsya from his coffin and began to run on apartment and 
yelling obscenities good: "The bourgeois state - an instrument 
of oppression of workers and peasants! "It was only when cock 
crowed, old man climbed into a coffin and flew to sleep on

cemetery. And the next night took off from
book rack Chernenko, and the mirror-coffin. AND
again, terrified residents ran around the apartment, and his 
grandfather, though he died, chasing them and muttering: 
"Building the economy of communism and raising the 
consciousness of the communist held simultaneously. "And so 
every night - flying different knizhenki, and then

grandfather the night screaming and propogandu breeds. In
eventually rides the people - in an apartment
a mirror smashed, and books were burned. Stopped
Grandpa fly. Good night!