Teleconf. ZX-Net #09 05 апреля 1996

Entry - Active ZX-Hapoda pastet, but very slowly.

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From: ZX-SHADOW ZXNet: 095: 4,789,108 .. 5,556,189
Date: 14.03.96 time: 22.07


                   Again welcomes all


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              _______ ZX-SHADOW _______


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 So it's me again. I usually just when there is nothing to 
write anything and do not write here and now I am following 
this glorious tradition. In This time I tell a couple of fresh 
jokes, just thawed. To tell a workout first. 

 Nepremirimye captured a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian.
Funny? And I very much. And they decided to execute them, 
providing some choice. Cause the Frenchman:


  - What to choose, the guillotine or the gallows?

  - Like a true Frenchman, guillotine

  - The guillotine is broken, all right, you're free.
 The Frenchman, leaving whispers Englishman - the guillotine 
was broken. Cause antlichanina: 

  - What to choose, the guillotine or the gallows?

  - As a true Englishman, a friend of the French people, the 
guillotine 

  - The guillotine is broken, so be it, you are free.
An Englishman, a Russian quietly whispers - the guillotine was 
broken. Russian Name: 

  - What to choose, the guillotine or the gallows?

  - Gallows

  - And why?

  - Well, the guillotine is broken!

 Well, how funny? And I'm sad, because that is important.

 And now, as usual greetings Alex (research), STRYKER, STS,
D.J. WHITEMAN, LORD WINTER (let your or your daily lives is 
still alive Spectrum), JAM, KITAEC, EVEL MAN, ICS (the BEST), 
OLDMAN, and all, all, all ...


 Activity ZX-Nation is growing, but very slowly and makes it 
possible for this I wrote a poem detselny:



               Even though you user,

               Although sysop,

               Napishity a couple of lines,

               Though the life of their own,

               To make it more fun!

 Poems, verses, but remembered one poshlenky poem:


               Grabbing you by the hips,

               Naked ass poverchu,

               Blockages in your crib,

               And Tubers vkolochu.

 My thoughts are my horses! That's still remembered on the desk 
was written: 


               If a girl is taken by mouth shy

               Give her a liver let pokrivlyaetsya.

Well, little thoughts, it is time to recall the case. And, 
behold, I remember, people who have a Spectrum emulator at IBM, 
sacrifice it PLEASE ME FOR noble deeds! 

 Now, the standard I should have been able to distort the ads, 
but in this case, I'll do a little differently, but Fennec 
approximately the-same: 


  ZX-People who go to watch Santa Barbara!

                                      Maria formatsevt.

 Like a good idea, eh? And for dessert anegdot, which I read in
AMF:
 Ukrainian village of patched "new Russian" got the goods,
went to sell it to Russia. All sold well, was rescued by a lot
money. Returns to his native village in the six hundredth 
Mercy. " Suddenly, time, and garbage has happened, a flat tire. 
Got to change it the new one. Sees dad Miklukho rides.


 (In translation)

  - Hello Taras

  - Cool, Miklukho,

  - What are you doing (?)

  - The wheel is removed,
Miklukho, crawls out of the tractor, is coming to Mercy, "a 
spanner in the windshield," bang "- well, and then I'll take 
the radio! 

 Well that's all I could today because of a squeeze, all the 
while. 


 P.S. Write yourself !!!!!


                                 Always with the jokes ZX-SHADOW