Clime #03 25 июля 1998

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Shito-indoor - Adventure RST0.

              SHITO-INDOOR



           Adventure RST0.



            Saturday, 07:30.

    RST0 tossed in his bed.

 = What the fuck the sun shines in my eyes.
Impossible to sleep.

   Tossing and turning, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
(By the way, "=" means that RST0 thinks.)
 = Okay. If all the time to sleep, you die
of hunger.

   Relatives and other roommates had already woken up and with 
a terrible crash on the run hither apartment.


   Three sandwiches with tea caused a familiar heaviness in the 
stomach (RST0 suffered from indigestion, especially the next 
day After some massive booze).

 = Why is a shitty mood? Not
remember.

   RST0 included telly. Watching some
program of some kind of gouging.
 = Pyyyyshshshsh! Bam! Bam! Tra-ta-ta!
AAAA!

   Represents that empty into gouging
Stinger, and then fired from Kalashnikov.
 = Cool chick. Hee, hee. Will you give - and
be looking to buy you a couple of gaskets.

   Advertising has always lifted his spirits. Here and now 
lifted. Walks like moron around the room and sings "Rise

branded with a curse ...", but without
words.
 - La La! La la la! Param Pam Pam!

   Complete moron.
 = Yeah. Remembered. Yesterday I wanted from the new
Brake demuhi Mouzon tear, and so
listen.

   Went to include comp. This boozer has
does not know that yesterday he was drunk tried to pull Mouzon, 
which led to a complete zaparyvaniyu zero track.  = Well, not 
shit himself (he is about bungle disk). I wonder what it was? 

   Began to recover. With a hangover
chump brews, but slowly. Sits. Busy.
 - Dzzz! Dzzz! Dzzz!

   Phone rings.
 - Take the phone! I'm busy!

   This is not RST0. This is his scream. Takes
tube.
 - Alo.
 - RST0, it's me, D1. Come to the D2.

   D1 and D2 - the names of the first and second
drugana RST0 respectively.
 - Fuck.
 - D2 requested.
 = Again, thump. And the money they have certainly
no.
 - Money you have of course not. Well, right now
'll come.
 - All. beep beep beep

   Hangs up. Rummaging in the pockets of his pants. Finds 24 
kopecks.  = At the university will buy tea. Cool thing with

hangover.

   Carefully puts the money in zagazhnik.
He pulls out the last two gold pieces.
 = Money ran out. Well, cool. Drink
harmful.

   Dressed.
 = Warmer - more useful. The main thing is not
rest on our laurels.

   Namatyvaaet on your neck warm long scarf. One turn, two, 
three, scarf ends.

 = Shave forgotten. Care. Not for the women
as I go.

   Goes to D2. On the road staring insolently at the
all counter girls.


   Pinned. D1 and D2 are looking for Vidic
porn.
 = Klevo ambush.
 - Great.

   Shake hands with all (ie
D1 and D2).
 A2:
 - Well, you're fast.
 - Mental teleportation.

   Went General Discussion about Kastonedu and drugana Don Juan.
 = I love wool socks.
 A2:
 - Today D3 (well, it is clear who) called. Y
his hut free.
 - Plump necessary. I have a whole dvadtsatnik.
 D1:
 - D3 said that soon will go. He
like the book was recently (well, unemployment is a given. The 
three half-liter enough).  - Cool.


   Went General Discussion, which is not bad it would be in
Next month, take two liters of alcohol.
Someone like to sell, etc.

   Meanwhile, a woman in socks somewhere
toppled.

   Dzzz Dzzz (doorbell).
 D1:
 - It dragged D3. Che-he is a long time.

   By the way, D1 in the process, periodically
tinkled D3, but it was not at home.

   D3 goes, well, there of course with all
hello. Sits down with all the porn
look. Looks at the screen and says:
 - Discover.
 A2:
 - You have not seen. Yesterday they took.

 - Do you say, Rodkey piled up (it's
RST0 said).
 D3:
 - Well, yes. We must find a womans.
 D1:
 - Right now early. First you have to take the vodka.

   Gone any discussion of organizational issues. How much. 
When. What. Whom. Well, all that. 

   In general, people went for vodka in
Far boutiques, where vodka is cheap. RST0
was broke and he otmazatsya:
 - I'm going home to eat. Call me. K
Besides hunting to shit.


   Goes home.
 = Mood again, some bad.

   Comes and looks at his feet and kicks all sorts of rocks, 
debris and other crap. 

   Remembered that yesterday was playing in some
logical game (on computer). All
or how to pass but could not. Goes and thinks (not
forgetting to kick the trash) as it would pass.

   I came home.
 = First of all - take a shit.

   He had diarrhea. RST0 liked a little longer
shit.
 = Yeah. It is so easy (it is about
toy).

   Sat a little longer, wiped your ass
(Well, all the same goes for the women) and
went to watch telly.

   His mood, campaign, has risen.
Sits and makes fun of advertising.


                      To be continue ...


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