F-Net #01 22 декабря 1997

Who's Who - Punks, Mods, Hippies, Tolkienists, ravers, rockers, rapper, Hackers, PCB, football fans.

       HELLO, PEOPLE! Finally, I
Finished FIRST ISSUE OF ELECTRIC
JOURNAL OF ELECTRIC FUN. I started
IT to the fact that ALL FUNNY WITH TIME
FORGET, AND THE AGE IS NOTHING
Think about your past, AND Unearth
SOMEWHERE THIS DISC AND immediately recalled:
AS LIVED THEN breathe what people lived and T.
D.. BY THE WAY, WARNING TO ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO
Tell her funny stories, Carbon
JOKES or something like that.
Contact me at address specified in
THE END.


       RESPECT what we breathe. And breathe
WE ALL of the periodic table (in the literal
Sense of the whole), and what not breathe TO EAT.
WORK AT SPECCY along with PENTIUM 200,
POWERUP AMIGA, PROFI 3. 04 + AND ETC AND IF
AUTO TO DEVELOP WITH THIS GETS SPEED
AS and comp, we would fly with the speed
40 thousand. Km / h, NOT 100km / h. GENE POOL:
YOUTH ... Covered his face with LARGE NEWSPAPER
(AH, the smell of ink!), C
Weather forecast for the Second Channel
NATIONWIDE IN GOOD HEATED
Hut not far from the fed DOGS,
I'm all weak ... Getting smarter, and quietly ...
YOUTH ... ANARCHY, and ambition,
DRUGS, MAD MUSIC AND FASHION,
Nonconformism and idol, parties, SEX
FINALLY ... Always hungry and charming -
Here they are sons of bitches, these are those who will replace
ARE TODAY'S GENERATION OF ADULTS ...
SO WHO IS WHO ...



                  PUNK


        HABITAT: SMALL CLUBS TO
OUTSKIRTS big industrial cities.

       APPEARANCE: SOLID PINS,
Earrings and greasy Jeans. SUMMER
Army boots "10 HOLES OR WINTER
Sneakers. Hair shave SO
To stay thin strip running from
Forehead to the neck. NEXT hair dye in
Kakoynibud jaunty color and then
ABUNDANT Wetted beer, which
Commits Upright crest.

       Saying: "THIS TOAD KNOWS THAT
FOR WHAT. "

       IDEAL WOMAN: blured, ETA
TOAD must hate ESTEBLISCHMENT AND
BE READY pinned TON accessory by
Punctured in UKROVNYH MOST LOCAL BODY.

       Time of day: LAWLESSNESS WITHOUT
Schedule. IDOL: they have been is and will
LONG SDOHNUVSHY overdose LED
Vicious.

       MUSIC: "GREEN DAY", "NOFX",
"ZERO", "THE DOLPHINS".

       Cult movie: Multi. BLUE
PUPPY.


                Hipsters ...


       Habitat: House Party,
WHEN mum and dad are not home! SUMMER ON
Arbat, WINTER IN THE CLUB "Merlin" AT STATION
METRO Mayakovsky, sometimes NIGHTCLUB
PILOT.

       APPEARANCE: BOOTS ON THE COLON
Soles, pressed trousers, jackets cut
50-ies, tie a monkey.

       Ideal woman: she must
Admire. SELF Hipsters, ITS Impress
And the music that He listens.

       TIME OF DAY: NIGHT TWIST.

       IDOL: Elvis Presley Daren. Mouzon:
Bill Haley, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis,
OLVEYS + Presley, ETC.

       Time of day: are everywhere.

       Cult movie: "CRY BABY",
MAN AMPHIBIAN OR BEWARE
CAR.


                  HIPP


       APPEARANCE: You'd think, you do not
REMEMBER. WEARING FLOWERS, mustache, beard and Hair
AUTH. Not on your nelly not going to
WAR. Plus, the Thirty Jeans and chtonibud ABOUT THE BUDDHA.

       VYSAZYVANIE: "GIRL YOU night and day
ON THE FLAT IS? ZANAYTOVAT ought to ... "

       IDEAL BABA: two ways. ONE
PARTY GIRL WITH THIS TURGENEVSKAYA
Tomiki MANDEL'SHTAM and the White Mouse,
POCKET (how these accidents Pads
Suffocated in the open arms ITS HOT
HOZYAEK), with another A couple of Thirty "GIRL"
AVTOSTOPNAYA companion on the Moscow -
PETER. Dark, in the general, HISTORY.

       TIME OF DAY: Heat. IDOL: Jerry
GARCIA, ETC ... Mouzon: "THE DOORS",
"GRATEFUL DEAD", "JETHRO TUTT" OR EVEN
"THE BEATLES".

       Cult movie: MUSICAL "HAIR".


              Tolkienists ...


       Habitat: In warm weather THEY
GOING IN THE GARDEN Neskuchnii and arrange
THEATRICAL BATTLE BETWEEN THE FORCES
GOOD AND EVIL.

       APPEARANCE: they flee from
Reality wrapped in a cloak,
Scrollsaw wooden swords, and come up with
Itself the countries to urge TYPE: Frodo
Gandalf ...

       STATEMENTS: There Beyond the Dark
Mountains, away from the bustling life, GNOME ...

       IDEAL BABA: Elves, Orcs, GNOME
Suppresses her sexuality and TRYING
See fairies in FRIENDS broads.

       TIME OF DAY: NO POLPYATOGO FOUR.

       IDOL: DZH.R.TOLKIEN.

       Mouzon: THE MORE THE MYSTICS, THE
BETTER.

       Cult movie: Animated
VERSION "Hobbit."


                Raver ...


       HABITAT: Spending time BO
All sorts of nightclubs, where SIP
CANS OF HIGH ENERGY SMART
DRINKS through a straw, of course.

       APPEARANCE: The guys with trendy
Eternal "WOW", connoisseur DRIED
MUSHROOM AND "E". Dyed ORANGE,
GREEN, YELLOW, with holographic
EYES, THEY ARE READY TO DISCUSS blue
Their idols ... IDOL - Favorite DJs
WHICH FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS divorced
HOW DOGS NEREZANNYH.

       Replies: PARTY SAUSAGE
Was, but generally do not KLUBESHNIK
WAS POSITIVE.

       TIME OF DAY: With the swollen
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS PARTY THEY poured into
Slender ranks of students and sluggish after serving
Pair or two, tends to WORKING SPACES
Or in their full of Caseta OR
Kompashki, Nora, WHERE DO sit
Dark, Paging HIS
Diller, send and sausage on
The next party.

       IDEAL BABA: manners Models,
MUST KNOW THE NAMES favorite DJs.

      Mouzon: TECHNO. Cult movie:
"Liquid Sky" Slava Tsukerman.


            Rocker (informal) ...


      Habitat: they can always be
FIND CLUBS in all sorts like "GORA"
OR "NORA", "Home on the Range" or "Tabula
Race "and the like, where they spend time among the
YOUR ...

      WOMEN'S IDEAL OF SILENT, slender
GIRLS-VAMP, tighten the skin.

      VNESCHNY APPEARANCE: In the black leather jackets mingled 
with Sneakers EVER CONCERN IN SEARCH

Blackstrap GUITAR lotions, and
DRUM PLASTIC ...

      COMMENTS: sex, drugs, hops must
die and all that ...

      Time of day: night, the moon with the Body
DOWN funneling FOAM SOAP ...

      Mouzon: NIRVANA, METALLICA, THRASH,
DEATH, ETC ETC ...

      Cult movie: "The Wall".


                Rapper ...


      Habitat: PTU, SCHOOLS
Youngsters, porch or street, TRUSCHEBNOPANELNYE AREAS.

      EXTERNAL Vidocq: White as MICHAEL
JACKSON, and black as COOTIO, IN .....

      SLUHAYUT GANGSTAREP, ACE OF BASE ...

      COMMENTS: YOFINIK AM Smiley,
MAZAFAKA?

      WOMEN'S IDEAL: not yet established.


                HACKERS ...


      Habitat: HACKERS - THE MOST
YOUTH SECRET. FOR THEM HUNTING.
Sometimes they are caught, BUT Haeri AND FRUIT
Multiplying the vast expanses of
COMPUTER NETWORKS. HACKER CAN SEE
In conversational channels of IRC, WHERE
THEY shoot the breeze about Miscellaneous and
SHARE gossip about new holes in
LARGE COMPUTER SYSTEMS PROTECTION.
However, THESE LITTLE HACKER, 150
PERS. FOR THE WHOLE BYVSCHY USSR.

      Appearance: REFERENCES
The lecture FBI (READ THEM ON POLICEMAN
Refresher courses in 1994)
PRO HACKER SAID following: "weigh BELOW
OR HIGHER STANDARDS SMART (HIGH IQ),
Speak beautifully, has great
Arrogance, fail at school. "AT
Actually they are very DIFFERENT -
A prosperous and GOLODRANTSAMI, SERIOUS
And PREDURKOVATYMI, GOOD AND NOT ALWAYS ...

       COMMENTS: FILE ERROR, PAL,
IMHO a cover to crush KANSEL MICE
LOAF ...

       IDEAL WOMEN: Women are not
For hackers IDEALS general, women HACKER
IN LIEU OF THE COMPUTER AND EVERYTHING WITH HIM connected ...

       TIME OF DAY: LIVE at night, cherished
YOUR IRON, WATCH AND DISCUSS NEW SOFT
HARD ...

       IDOL: he ...

       Mouzon: HIGHLIGHTS not to interfere
Staring at the screen and stamped KEY ...

      Cult movie: "Hackers", although
Many consider him the true and genuine
LAMERSTVOM: OH too beautiful ORDER
To be true, and too NAVOROCHEN,
To be true ... CINEMA ONE
Words ...


                   CSR


       Habitat: FORESTS AND SMALL
Computer firm. NICE, harmless
GUYS, partly MOZAHISTY: their bread is NOT
FEED, GIVE GO rainy autumn day
Somewhere beyond the 101 km mark, RASTAVIT
Tents and, RASSEVSHIS on polyethylene
AROUND nice (NO Chakhl because of green wood)
FIRE and sing a dozen other PODGITARNYH
SONGS. BTW, who have forgotten: KSPKLUB
Homemade SONGS.

       APPEARANCE: VYGLEDYAT THEY
PROSTETSKI: red sweater, GREEN
Windbreaker ...

       Saying: "How great THAT ALL
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY ...".

       IDEAL WOMAN: Postgraduate
Biological FACULTY IN WHICH
Valued responsiveness and mastery to make in
Field conditions.

       Time of day: sunset ... IDOL: THEY
Okudzhava GRANDCHILDREN AND CHILDREN Nikitin
UNLIMITED CONSUMPTION
Cheap vodka and know SCHEDULE
Trains in all directions ...

      Cult movie: anything with
VISBOROM, or animation, 60-X ...


        Football and hockey fans


       Habitat: STADIUMS.

       APPEARANCE: ON STRIPED SCARF
The team's colors, signs of severe hangover
Razor LIGHT AND CASUAL WEAR
READY broken jaw Adherents
OTHER TEAMS.

       COMMENTS: Judge on the soap.

       IDEAL WOMAN: MANDATORY KNOWLEDGE
ALL FUTBOLNOHOKKEYNYH RULES
Shrill voice capable DRINK
Three liters of beer in the first period or time,
High attendance CHAMPIONSHIPS.

       Time of day: one hour before the
MATCH, ending around midnight.

       IDOL: favorite team.

       Mouzon: "coward does not play in Hockey"
MARSH OR FOOTBALL PLAYERS.

       Cult movie: "This is Pele and
"TRETYAK against Bobby Hull.